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(Cronch)

MMh tastes like Vaseline

My favorite flavor

(He cries and approaches them) but mr tweedy I thought those were for me

You can have a bite too

unofficial-mr-tweedy

No... no he can’t.. because fry... I’m putting you up for adoption... and attempting to steal the robot from my ex wife... go away stinky boy

*runs away crying, straight into a wall. He falls down and passes out*

unofficial-mr-tweedy

(He runs into @low-battery-paxton) oh hey Miss Poop Water! I was just coming to see you and congratulate you on stealing my wife. Here, I got you these

Old family recipe! Hope you like them!

(Cronch)

MMh tastes like Vaseline

My favorite flavor

(He cries and approaches them) but mr tweedy I thought those were for me

Ok it’s trick or treat time you bitches!!!

Where are my kids? Where is my man?

Hey dad!!! (He waddles forward wearing this)

Son i thought you wanted to be an eboy for halloween?

NO DUMBIE I’m an eboy for LIFE not HALLOWEEN

Ohhh ok where is your sibling Alex? Did you dress them as I asked?

YES they are a vampire

The blood is not theirs so don’t worry

Whose blood is it?

It’s that time traveler guys.. I was playing horses and I like, ran him over I guess and his nose got all bleedy so Alex drank it up

Oh no .... is he ok ?

Yeah papa took care of him

How sweet.. where is papa now, anyways?

Here, my handsome soccer ball

Aawhh babe what are you being for Halloween ?

A mobster

I see. Did you know that milhouse ran over some guy in his toy car earlier ..?

He did? Hm.. (he smacks the large bag with him with a shovel) how... interesting

Hmmmm.. are you hiding something

(Sighs) I wanted to keep it a secret but yes... I’m hiding... this

(He kisses mike softly) vibe check

(He starts crying) oh sull.. I love you babe 💗💗💖💕💝💞

Now let’s go trick or treating 💗💗💗

Ok the first house uhh (knocks on door)

(He opens the door) Øh helłô lîttłe onés!

Go home

B. Bût î am høme..? Dô yøu wânt sòme sportscândÿ?

I SAID go home

Are you really going to speak to my son like this? On Halloween?

I. I’m sørry?

You better be you damn health elf. Go eat a pumpkin like an apple or whatever it is you stinky elves do

(He does just that in front of them, stem and all)

Hôw wâs thãt?

You almost just made me quit my job and leave my family

...Ôk now I hâve sôme cândy fôr yøu!

How many can I have

Öne becâuse cañdy isn’t véry heałthy ańd shôuld bé onły eâten sømetimes ańd alsô I’m brøke

(He holds Sportacus at laser point and takes the entire bowl) alright go home now

Økaÿ! (He closes the door)

K I’m done trick or treating anyways dad what’s in that bag

Soil }:)

Sull babe I know you are lying... set the time traveler free

(He groans and lets @fry-officialverse our of his bag) you never let us do anything fun anymore

(He runs free and tackles Milhouse, mauling him)

@fry-officialverse

Do you not remember the fucking rotisserie chicken incident last WEEK?

Oh yeah! That was cool lol

Make better choices, please...

Oh well . Maybe I shouldn’t tell you about how Bender’s entire leg is stuck up my ass.. don’t know where he is though but once he said he would put his entire foot up my ass if I don’t shut up and uhhhh I got. Curious if it would fit and well.. it does but now I’m stuck like this for a while

GAG

H...how the fuck-?

Well I took the bottom of his foot and just covered it in butter and well. Shoved it up there, yanno?

Aren’t you lack toes of taller ant?

Well I think that’s only if I ingested it but (gasps) oh no...

I sucked on his foot before sticking it in my ass! I’m gonna die.

Do you want some benadryl or something?

Hmm nah I’m just gonna elf there be a party in my tummy... like in yo gabba gabba, you know? (He turns on his stereo and starts dancing) guess I’ll just wait until it falls out

Music is a proven laxative

Shit then I guess I’ll rest. Don’t want it to fall out just yet lol

@fry-officialverse

Do you not remember the fucking rotisserie chicken incident last WEEK?

Oh yeah! That was cool lol

Make better choices, please...

Oh well . Maybe I shouldn’t tell you about how Bender’s entire leg is stuck up my ass.. don’t know where he is though but once he said he would put his entire foot up my ass if I don’t shut up and uhhhh I got. Curious if it would fit and well.. it does but now I’m stuck like this for a while

GAG

H...how the fuck-?

Well I took the bottom of his foot and just covered it in butter and well. Shoved it up there, yanno?

Aren’t you lack toes of taller ant?

Well I think that’s only if I ingested it but (gasps) oh no...

I sucked on his foot before sticking it in my ass! I’m gonna die.

Do you want some benadryl or something?

Hmm nah I’m just gonna elf there be a party in my tummy... like in yo gabba gabba, you know? (He turns on his stereo and starts dancing) guess I’ll just wait until it falls out

@fry-officialverse

Do you not remember the fucking rotisserie chicken incident last WEEK?

Oh yeah! That was cool lol

Make better choices, please...

Oh well . Maybe I shouldn’t tell you about how Bender’s entire leg is stuck up my ass.. don’t know where he is though but once he said he would put his entire foot up my ass if I don’t shut up and uhhhh I got. Curious if it would fit and well.. it does but now I’m stuck like this for a while

GAG

H...how the fuck-?

Well I took the bottom of his foot and just covered it in butter and well. Shoved it up there, yanno?

Aren’t you lack toes of taller ant?

Well I think that’s only if I ingested it but (gasps) oh no...

I sucked on his foot before sticking it in my ass! I’m gonna die.

@fry-officialverse

Do you not remember the fucking rotisserie chicken incident last WEEK?

Oh yeah! That was cool lol

Make better choices, please...

Oh well . Maybe I shouldn’t tell you about how Bender’s entire leg is stuck up my ass.. don’t know where he is though but once he said he would put his entire foot up my ass if I don’t shut up and uhhhh I got. Curious if it would fit and well.. it does but now I’m stuck like this for a while

GAG

H...how the fuck-?

Well I took the bottom of his foot and just covered it in butter and well. Shoved it up there, yanno?

@fry-officialverse

Do you not remember the fucking rotisserie chicken incident last WEEK?

Oh yeah! That was cool lol

Make better choices, please...

Oh well . Maybe I shouldn’t tell you about how Bender’s entire leg is stuck up my ass.. don’t know where he is though but once he said he would put his entire foot up my ass if I don’t shut up and uhhhh I got. Curious if it would fit and well.. it does but now I’m stuck like this for a while

@fry-officialverse

Do you not remember the fucking rotisserie chicken incident last WEEK?

Oh yeah! That was cool lol

Uuu uuu uHHH

So I was bathing and one thing lead to another and now i ??? Have an entire rotisserie chicken stuck somewhere around my prostate ??? Can someone please help ??? @official-time @low-battery-paxton

Do - do you want me to rewind that event?

How did that even happen???

Uhhh I just. Was curious if it would fit and it did and now I’m panicking

Alright, ah, I could turn it back and reverse it so it didn't, ah, fit up your... ehm.

Hold still.

It may hurt.

(He positions himself) alright I’m ready.. wait should I be. Naked or

No, you will not have to, but your pants will rip.

And then those pants will reverse to their unripped state, so, it is fine.

... is that safe ...? Is it like... time surgery

Assuming your affected part, eh, was perfectly fine before the event, it should do alright and without harm. Yes, it is like time surgery - one would call it that.

My affected... oh! You mean my ass. Yeah it was fine I guess . If you would call it that

'If you would call it that', hm? Oh my.

Either way, hold very, very still...

[he turns his clock hands back, uh, focusing really hard.]

[everything below the belt has been reversed within a matter of milliseconds. the rotisserie chicken is outside and fry has not been harmed in the process.]

(He winces a little and looks back at the chicken) oh hey that wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.. anyways you wanna stay for dinner..? (He pauses) we won’t be having chicken, of course

Of course I would like to stay and eat for a bit, even if I technically cannot, as a robot. And yes, not chicken, hmm.... do you have any pasta?

Oh, yeah! I ate some of that in the bath earlier. Soap does NOT make a good sauce though. *he laughs awkwardly and goes to grab fresh pasta from his pantry*

A bathtub full of pasta..... Imagining that, I think someone I know tried that before, but with tea bags. It didn't work out.

Yeah *he laughs* it might seem good in theory but I wouldn’t recommend bathing with any food or drinks in the tub

Uuu uuu uHHH

So I was bathing and one thing lead to another and now i ??? Have an entire rotisserie chicken stuck somewhere around my prostate ??? Can someone please help ??? @official-time @low-battery-paxton

Do - do you want me to rewind that event?

How did that even happen???

Uhhh I just. Was curious if it would fit and it did and now I’m panicking

Alright, ah, I could turn it back and reverse it so it didn't, ah, fit up your... ehm.

Hold still.

It may hurt.

(He positions himself) alright I’m ready.. wait should I be. Naked or

No, you will not have to, but your pants will rip.

And then those pants will reverse to their unripped state, so, it is fine.

... is that safe ...? Is it like... time surgery

Assuming your affected part, eh, was perfectly fine before the event, it should do alright and without harm. Yes, it is like time surgery - one would call it that.

My affected... oh! You mean my ass. Yeah it was fine I guess . If you would call it that

'If you would call it that', hm? Oh my.

Either way, hold very, very still...

[he turns his clock hands back, uh, focusing really hard.]

[everything below the belt has been reversed within a matter of milliseconds. the rotisserie chicken is outside and fry has not been harmed in the process.]

(He winces a little and looks back at the chicken) oh hey that wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.. anyways you wanna stay for dinner..? (He pauses) we won’t be having chicken, of course

Of course I would like to stay and eat for a bit, even if I technically cannot, as a robot. And yes, not chicken, hmm.... do you have any pasta?

Oh, yeah! I ate some of that in the bath earlier. Soap does NOT make a good sauce though. *he laughs awkwardly and goes to grab fresh pasta from his pantry*

Uuu uuu uHHH

So I was bathing and one thing lead to another and now i ??? Have an entire rotisserie chicken stuck somewhere around my prostate ??? Can someone please help ??? @official-time @low-battery-paxton

Do - do you want me to rewind that event?

How did that even happen???

Uhhh I just. Was curious if it would fit and it did and now I’m panicking

Alright, ah, I could turn it back and reverse it so it didn't, ah, fit up your... ehm.

Hold still.

It may hurt.

(He positions himself) alright I’m ready.. wait should I be. Naked or

No, you will not have to, but your pants will rip.

And then those pants will reverse to their unripped state, so, it is fine.

... is that safe ...? Is it like... time surgery

Assuming your affected part, eh, was perfectly fine before the event, it should do alright and without harm. Yes, it is like time surgery - one would call it that.

My affected... oh! You mean my ass. Yeah it was fine I guess . If you would call it that

'If you would call it that', hm? Oh my.

Either way, hold very, very still...

[he turns his clock hands back, uh, focusing really hard.]

[everything below the belt has been reversed within a matter of milliseconds. the rotisserie chicken is outside and fry has not been harmed in the process.]

(He winces a little and looks back at the chicken) oh hey that wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.. anyways you wanna stay for dinner..? (He pauses) we won’t be having chicken, of course

Uuu uuu uHHH

So I was bathing and one thing lead to another and now i ??? Have an entire rotisserie chicken stuck somewhere around my prostate ??? Can someone please help ??? @official-time @low-battery-paxton

Do - do you want me to rewind that event?

How did that even happen???

Uhhh I just. Was curious if it would fit and it did and now I’m panicking

Alright, ah, I could turn it back and reverse it so it didn't, ah, fit up your... ehm.

Hold still.

It may hurt.

(He positions himself) alright I’m ready.. wait should I be. Naked or

No, you will not have to, but your pants will rip.

And then those pants will reverse to their unripped state, so, it is fine.

... is that safe ...? Is it like... time surgery

Assuming your affected part, eh, was perfectly fine before the event, it should do alright and without harm. Yes, it is like time surgery - one would call it that.

My affected... oh! You mean my ass. Yeah it was fine I guess . If you would call it that

Uuu uuu uHHH

So I was bathing and one thing lead to another and now i ??? Have an entire rotisserie chicken stuck somewhere around my prostate ??? Can someone please help ??? @official-time @low-battery-paxton

Do - do you want me to rewind that event?

How did that even happen???

Uhhh I just. Was curious if it would fit and it did and now I’m panicking

Alright, ah, I could turn it back and reverse it so it didn't, ah, fit up your... ehm.

Hold still.

It may hurt.

(He positions himself) alright I’m ready.. wait should I be. Naked or

No, you will not have to, but your pants will rip.

And then those pants will reverse to their unripped state, so, it is fine.

... is that safe ...? Is it like... time surgery

Uuu uuu uHHH

So I was bathing and one thing lead to another and now i ??? Have an entire rotisserie chicken stuck somewhere around my prostate ??? Can someone please help ??? @official-time @low-battery-paxton

Do - do you want me to rewind that event?

How did that even happen???

Uhhh I just. Was curious if it would fit and it did and now I’m panicking

Alright, ah, I could turn it back and reverse it so it didn't, ah, fit up your... ehm.

Hold still.

It may hurt.

(He positions himself) alright I’m ready.. wait should I be. Naked or

#IM SO SORRY ITIWHTPWBTO

Uuu uuu uHHH

So I was bathing and one thing lead to another and now i ??? Have an entire rotisserie chicken stuck somewhere around my prostate ??? Can someone please help ??? @official-time @low-battery-paxton

How do we get it out because I’m hungry

unofficial-mrs-tweedy

Hey sir you can’t bake the chicken in your ass ? That’s literally my family recipe ????

ant-man-real

How in the heck do you get an entire rotisserie chicken stuck up there..?

Uhhh I just. Was curious if it would fit and it did and now I’m panicking

Uuu uuu uHHH

So I was bathing and one thing lead to another and now i ??? Have an entire rotisserie chicken stuck somewhere around my prostate ??? Can someone please help ??? @official-time @low-battery-paxton

Do - do you want me to rewind that event?

How did that even happen???