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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@unofficialanimequotes
Oikawa: Hey, Iwa-chan!
Iwaizumi: What is it, dumbass?!
Oikawa: It’s Valentines Day!
Iwaizumi: So? *thinking ask me out, ask me out*
Oikawa: We’re gonna go get you a date!
Iwaizumi: But I-I love you! *blushes*
Oikawa: Awww, I love you too, Iwa-chan! That’s why I’m gonna help you get a date! *stomps off gleefully
Iwaizumi, turns to the rest of the team : This is the reason we aren’t dating.
What Haikyuu Characters Will Write On Their Tombs/Wills #2 (Aoba Johsai)
Oikawa: DONT MISS ME, FOR I AM NOW ONE WITH THE ALIENS!!! DONT MISS ME IWA-CHAN!! OR DO MISS ME, THAT’LL BE NICE!
Iwaizumi: sorry for making you all deal with oikawa without me
Hanamaki: *insert whatever meme is trending by the time you read this*
Matsukawa: *insert whatever meme is trending by the time you read this*
Kunimi: Thank you, Jesus.
Kindaichi: oops..? Sorry, senpai!
Yahaba: Well, I never got to actually play on court so that’s not nice
Kyoutani: I hate all of you, especially you Oikawa, fuck you.
Watari: As my dying wish, all of you pls be gay without me. I’ll be writing fanfics about all of you in heaven.
Hello. Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to know: do you write knb scenarios? If so, do you have any restrictions?
Hello! Yes I do!! They’re on my scenario blog uta-no-knb. I haven’t uploaded there in a while, but I have stories there :)
I think the main thing is no incest-I haven’t checked the blog in a while and I don’t remember the restrictions-or if there are any hahaha
Urie: There's something weird going on with your face.
Rem: What?
Urie: You're smiling.
Setting: before Rem and the demons leave for the demon world]
*Rem, Lindo and Ritsuka singing “Damce wtb destinies*”
Urie : *sniffling*
Roen : Dare I ask what's bothering you this time
Urie: I don't want to lose Ritsuka to him.
Shiki: None of us did-
Urie: *singing* And if he falls in love tonight
Lindo: Why the-
Urie: *singing* It can be assumed
Shiki: Urie: ....
Mage: His carefree days with us are history
Roen: You too, Mage?!
Mage/Urie: In short, our paaaaaal is doooooooooooooommmmmmed
Roen: ....Idiots.
Urie: Shiki’s missing, Rem. Can you find him?
Rem: What? Do you think I have him micro-chipped or something?
Mage: Well, do you?
Rem: ...
Urie: ...
Rest of the demons: . . .
Rem : Yeah, hold on.
Mage: Surprised that he doesn’t have Roen microchipped
Roen: .... *glares at Mage,checking the back of his neck to make sure he isn’t actually microchipped*
Kiyoshi: Don’t be sad!
Kuroko: Why not?
Kiyoshi:
Kiyoshi: I don’t have a good answer.
*Aomine and s/o about to go on a date night. Momoi calls to remind Aomine about a game that night.*
Aomine: Oi! (F/N)!
S/O: What?
Aomine: Where’s my basketball
Uniform?
S/O: What?
Aomine: Where? Is? My? Basketball? Uniform?!
*Momoi is heard through the phone*
S/O: I, uh, put it away.
Aomine: Where?! (as Momoi is now screaming through the phone for him to hurry up)
S/O: Why do you need to know?!
Aomine: I need it!
S/O: Uh uh! Don’t you even think of runnin’ off and doing no derring-do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Aomine: My team is in danger!
S/O: My EVENING’S in danger!
Aomine: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY UNIFORM IS, WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
S/O: GREATER GOOD?!? I AM YOUR WIFE!!! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!!!!!!
Ranmaru: manga only lies
Ranmaru: I never see bad boys types protecting stray kittens, revealing their soft side
Ai: you always do that
Mayuzumi: Did you just refer to the knife as a "people-opener"?
Akashi: Should I not have?
Kasamatsu: You’re like a firework.
Kise: Beautiful and lively?
Kasamatsu: Loud and distracting.
Takao: *has minor bruise on arm*
Midorima: Takao, let me look at that. I’m a medical doctor.
Midorima: *touches his face*
Midorima: *plays with his hair*
Midorima: *looks deeply into his eyes*
Midorima: You’ll be okay, but it’s a good thing I’m a doctor and know what to do.
Takao [as a doctor]: Sir, I’m sorry. The results are in and I’m afraid you have Updog.
Patient: Wh-what’s updog?
Takao: [calling Midorima on the intercom] SHIN-CHAN, GET IN HERE, I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
Person: You are what you eat.
Takao: I can’t believe you just called me a dick.
Midorima: [chokes on water]
Izuki: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung shops?
Kasamatsu: What
Izuki: Guardians of the Galaxy
Hyuuga: Get out
Aomine: (about Akashi) Does he look like a killer to you?
Kuroko: Everyone looks like a killer to me. It’s a job requirement.
Aomine: *narrows eyes* Then, do I look like a killer to you?
Kuroko: Yes. You kill my patience.
Izuki: Cannon = thing that goes boom. Canon = an even that occurs within a published story
Takao: They both destroy ships though
Izuki: Did you just
Takao: I did
