we do bones, motherfuckers

[goalplz]

get into watching sports if you like going to sleep pissed off

[grapelluc]

in honour of my future today mental breakdown and another bloody final

[90scakeboy]

Sananda Maitreya as an angel for the Vibrator album cover, 1995. Ph Randee St. Nicholas.

[90scakeboy]

Sananda Maitreya as an angel for the Vibrator album cover, 1995. Ph Randee St. Nicholas.

[internalweepingmentality]

what if you were a sickly plague child and you made friends with another sickly plague child only he’s embarrassingly ginger and also really good at tennis and he has this Spanish boyfriend and together they’re taking over tennis and it has allusions to your own childhood heroes’ rivalry so you know there’s space for you in their polycule so you work super hard and climb the rankings faster than sonic the hedgehog but then you end up puking in front of your ginger friend and retiring against his Spanish boyfriend and they both say you’re gonna be up there with them one day and then your bestie gets suspended and you and the Spanish boyfriend have a flop off out of respect and you break top 10 against the man who said you would do it and then you meet their throuple danish friend in the final what then

[internalweepingmentality]

and what if you won

[10thousandbees]

You fools. Gideon Nav isn’t Orpheus. She’s Eurydice. Harrowhark Nonagesimus is the most Orpheus-coded character that has ever existed

[nav-igating]

harrowhark nonagesimus didn’t give herself a lobotomy to prevent herself from turning around just so people could call her eurydice

[comradekatara]

the thing is, you do have to admit that atla is a very good show. unfortunately, you do also have to wonder whether this was mostly by accident.

[catalpa3]

just two girls carrying what’s left of their loved ones // actually if I remember correctly that’s the last time harrow saw cam and pal isn’t that insane that she never got to say goodbye to them before paul!! and she almost didn’t remember them after the lobotomy!!

[flyerskay]

a sincaraz ao final would be Jannik going for the title defense and Carlos going for the career slam…. Perhaps we are flying too close to the sun !!

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[shapovalovvs]

every fandom got the…tennis ship edition

special thanks to @rgrfederer and @carlosheinz for helping me out with this one 🩵

and to @clowns0cks because i actually stole the meme template from their instagram story

[mlednt]

[unreachedgalaxy]

i have a deep and fundamental disrespect for anyone who thinks that arcane and the locked tomb have anything other than surface level similarities

[jawlipops]

this weeks doomed yuri pairing running around in my brain 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[yuis-art]

Hello wicked fandom <3

[tomwambsgays]

unadulterated loathing

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.