Toots

gracing the world with all the gay thoughts at a time

[unrealromantic]

HELLO???? hi.

(this is not my main blog)

call me toots

24 • she/they

men dni. minors dni. i am so serious. i have a spray bottle and WILL use it.

i am deeply, terminally infected with romance brain rot-

i’m talking SLOW BURN. i’m talking enemies to lovers.

i’m talking “they hate each other but would still die for each other”

i’m talking yearning so intense it counts as a medical condition

if it’s cliché? if it’s dramatic? if it makes you clutch your chest at 2am?

i want it. inject it directly into my bloodstream.

presentation varies depending on the day, the vibe, the energy, and how much sleep i've had

androgynous sometimes, femme sometimes, a mystery to all (including me)

this blog will contain:

unhinged romantic thoughts, dramatic nonsense, possibly threats,

a concerning amount of “oh my god they’re in love your honor”

and watch as i lose sanity

enter at your own risk if you want, I can crank it up even more feral but my thoughts and feelings will be laid bare to see

[unrealromantic]

need a cowgirl butch to spin me around a dance floor, call me darlin’, and make me forget I’ve ever known peace.

is that too much to ask or do I need to start begging??

[unrealromantic]

i need to lead a butch by the belt loops as we walk around a faire or festival, and she's exactly where she wants to be

[unrealromantic]

i need a masc/butch/andro lesbian to let me do her makeup

i want to hold them gently by the chin and bring her face close as I line her lips

her eyes trained on my expression as she stays still like the good girl she is

[unrealromantic]

need a butch that writes poetry like

yes, think of me softly.

yes, let me settle into your blankets, into the quiet, into the space your thoughts return to.

yes, write and somehow find i’m there between every line, not loud, just constant.

yes, hold me gently in your mind like something you don’t want to lose.

like i want to be kept that way.

i want to feel the words underneath my skin

[unrealromantic]

what are you gonna do? pray for me?

yeah, okay.

kneel.

[unrealromantic]

i need a cowboy butch to swing me around to classic country songs as our animals jump around us- our laughter filling our ears more than the music

[temptressx]

wanna try on pretty lingerie for a pretty thing. see what they like best, what makes their eyes blow wide with absolute need… then i wanna see how long it takes before they cave and rip it all off.

[unrealromantic]

i'd be too powerful if a butch ever took me to the gym because i will stand next to her pretending to know nothing about gym equipment while she adjusts the weights

like yes babe explain lat pulldowns to me again i'm listening (i am not listening i am watching the way her arms flex when she pulls the bar down)

then she tells me to try and i suddenly forget how bodies work. gripping the handles like it’s my first day being alive while she stands behind me correcting my posture, touching my arms and waist and back to "fix my form"

and then when we’re done she takes me to the bathroom stall to “finish with cardio”

[hersweetheart]

I'm going feral brb

"You can take it"

"Be good for me"

"Little one"

"Baby girl"

"Sweetheart"

"Sweet girl"

"Honey"

"My girl"

"Baby"

"Angel"

"Good girl"

"Mommy's got you"

"Yeah?"

"That feel good, baby?"

"You like that?"

"Oh yeah?"

"Oh really?"

"Get on your knees for me"

"Can you take it, baby?"

"Aw, poor baby."

"You can take it baby, can't you?"

"Don't stop?"

"Use your words."

"Did I say you could ---?"

"You gonna be a good girl for me?"

"Don't make a sound."

"Oh yeah? Feels that good, huh baby?"

"Bend over."

"Look at me, baby"

"Keep your eyes on me"

"Please let me taste you"

"Can I kiss you, baby?"

"Tell me if it's too much, baby."

"What'd you say pretty girl?"

"Say it again, can't hear you baby."

"Say my name."

"What do you want me to do to you?"

"Yeah? Right there, baby?"

"Good girls use their words"

"Ask nicely like a good girl"

"Hmm, I don't believe you. Maybe you should beg me like a good girl, yeah?"

MEN AND MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

[diamorada]

“mi vida”, “mi cielito” , “mi corazón”, “mi muñeca” Stop i’m easy just take me already

[dyke-antlers]

God I crave domestic intimacy so bad. Here. Let me take off your shoes or heels. Let me kneel at your feet and press kisses into your thighs. I can eat you out before dinner if you'd like? Once you're breathless and satisfied we can have dinner and watch your favorite shows on the couch.

[unrealromantic]

i need to be given this so bad

[sourappleidiot]

i love being spoiled but you gotta do it right. none of that desperate “i love you soo much and i spoil you bc i think you’re so pretty and sweet” nonsense. don’t put me on a pedestal!! i want attitude!!! i want “c’mon, i’m buying you something nice now bc it’ll make me feel good. go pick something out, and if you pick the cheapest thing there’s gonna be a problem.”

[saltycashew]

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

[unrealromantic]

i want to act bold just to see her lose that control for a second

like i know exactly what i’m doing, pushing just enough until she grabs my face, pulls me in by my waist, voice low like a warning

“try that again.” like that’s supposed to stop me, like that isn't exactly how i get what i want

like that's not how i keep her riled up until she can't contain how badly she needs to put me in my place

[unrealromantic]

i want her close enough that i can feel her breath against my ear before she says anything

like that quiet kind of tension where I know nothing will happen, but she pushes anyway

i don’t even need much- just a hand on my waist, a voice low in my ear, a tease that lasts a second too long

the kind that lingers after, sits under your skin, and makes you ache for it again the second it’s gone

[gurokichi]

Be possessive over me. I like being reminded that I belong to you, that I’m yours alone.