Unresponsive Lecture

Why should we love (some of them anyway) our classmates? This is the best of RateMyTeacher/Professor.

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annnddd that’s how you can tell who got the ass end of the deal... always a struggle in school.

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I honestly can’t tell if this is sarcasm? The stars tell me that this is a sincere insult.

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Look man, screw that. If you’re gonna insult the teacher go all the way. 

Fill-in-the-Blank Insult Form:

Hey Mr/Ms.______, the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

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LOL! Oh wait, you were serious about the SPAM? Backs away slowly.

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What do you mean “looks like?” Please, the man IS fucking Seth Rogen, at least that’s what he told me.

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Well does she grade with that black crayon? I think that’s the important information we’re missing here. If we’re going the extra mile, we could say she’s as understandable as a sharpie on it’s period. 

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Explain funny, then record that shit and you’ll be instantly YouTube famous (On a side note, he’ll probably get fired; proceed with caution if necessary).

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Put some respekt on the janitors. They have to deal with literal shit all day long.  Hey, at least as a stripper you’ll probably be making more money than your teacher ever will. I believe that is a successful education.

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He’s still okay though.

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ARE YOU TRIGGERED MATE?

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Suh brahhhh

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Define “personal.”  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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A+ imagery, whoever taught you that is the clear winner. But quick question: does she have the little mustache that Hitler sported? How about the testing abilities of our ol’ buddy Pot Pot? They’re unmistakable features for any lovechild of evil dictators.

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What’s the course description again? Also, this is why you should read the syllabus. It clearly states that your hair is a low priority in the class.

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I mean there are ways to "un-marry” someone if you’re determined enough. Heck, there are ways to make a person just.. disappear. 

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We need more deets bro, I already like where this is going.

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I can’t tell if we should fire her or give her a raise.