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[allelitewrestlings]

AEW COLLISION • May 30, 2026

[unsaintlike]

Much as I do wish we could've seen 'em win, I can't be too upset since it does make for a more exciting series. If they don't pick up a second win tomorrow, then I might get a little miffed, but it's too early for that just yet.

[unsaintlike]

Good to know. Ain't worth gettin' worked up over online shit, anyway. Ha, now, I wouldn't go that far. If you saw me first thing in the morning, you might change your tune.

[unsaintlike]

Won one and lost one, but 'least it's not gonna be a boring series. Nice as it is to see a clean sweep, it does make things a bit more exciting when we get more than four games in the Finals.

[unsaintlike]

Yeah, I managed to catch a couple games during the regular season, but this was the first one since the playoffs started. Might be the only one I can swing, so couldn't pass it up. Although, the only thing worse than being behind enemy lines, is when said enemy wins. Ugh. They did make 'em work for it since they went into OT, but still. Shit sucks, haha.

[unsaintlike]

Nah, nah, I never said anything like that. I don't got no catering license, so you're outta luck. Hey, a hurricane's a hurricane, right? I wouldn't wanna go through even an "easy" one, so I'd say you've got every right to be wary. Ha, you oughta know most folks move out to Florida to avoid all the snow and winterty weather. Think you'd be 'bout the only one who wants that stuff. Firstly, how would I cheat? Hexin' is your thing, Hecate, not mine. Second, you say I cheated, meanwhile you didn't stick to our terms. I ain't the matcha lover here, so now don't act surprised when you don't get nothin' tomorrow.

[unsaintlike]

Am I thinkin' 'bout taking a detour to Raleigh on Thursday, so I can catch the next Knights game? Abso-fuckin'-lutely. Sucks that it can't be in Vegas, but beggars can't be choosers when it comes to the playoffs. Wanna be able to catch 'least one game, so gotta take what I can get.

[unsaintlike]

Thank you, thank you, I do try. Though, I'd say half of it is 'cause my brain to mouth filter is nonexistent a lotta times. You oughta know this, 'cause you were, are, and'll always be my road wife. Mmhm, not gonna dispute that at all, 'cause I know it's true. Consider it lucky too, since it means more chances to see you when y'all are up this way. If I'm remembering correctly, think we're gonna be somewhere in Florida, uh, next month if not this one. Gotta double check the schedule, but I'm being lazy right now, so it'll have to wait 'til later. I'll let you know, and if you're free 'round that time, maybe I'll stick 'round for an extra day or two and swing by Tampa.

[unsaintlike]

That's the best way to look at it, I think. No point gettin' mad, 'cause that'll only encourage some folks. People online just love pissin' off others.

[unsaintlike]

'Least that was an actual job you had, darlin'. I did bartending myself, and I'm still pretty decent at whippin' up a good mocktail, if I do say so. If you wanted to call me that, I'd have no issue, but I've never done a damn thing with matcha before. Yeeeah, that's another tally under the reasons why I was happy to get outta Tampa. Don't even remember if there was actually a hurricane when I lived there, I'm thinkin' no since I'm fairly sure I would've remembered that, but 'least we don't gotta worry 'bout 'em in Cincy. We just get a shit ton of snow in the winter, and possible tornadoes in spring or summer. No matcha for you, though I'm rubbin' my hands in anticipation of that coffee.

[unsaintlike]

First things first, love that confidence. Not if y'all won, but when, and win you did. Just goes to show what happens when you put in the work, 'cause even while you weren't on tv, you were still workin' and trainin' so you'd be ready once you got the chance to go. It's already paid off, and I think things are only gonna get better. You deserve it, sweetheart, and I'm proud of you. Oh, yeah, I knew we had a couple shows at home comin' up. If you wanna have a BBQ, I ain't gonna say no. It'd be the first of the summer, and it would be cool to do something nice for everyone.

[unsaintlike]

You and me both, which shouldn't surprise anyone considerin' I got outta there as soon as I was able to. I'm kinda the opposite, in that I only moved back home to be closer to my family a few years ago. I love it, though. Cool, cool, sounds like a plan. Ha, I'm sure Anna won't mind an excuse to go shopping.

[unsaintlike]

Eh, all I know is I've heard it a few times throughout the years. More so when I was younger, but folks still like makin' the occasional comparison even now. Sometimes there's no real rhyme or reason for it, so I never pay too much attention to it.

[unsaintlike]

So you're sayin' I should definitely stop explainin' shit, got it. Ha, think that would only lead to a stalemate, 'less we did a best outta three type thing, and it couldn't include our own matches or any we'd be privy to ahead of time. What am I, a matcha provider now? Damn, all these years of pro wrestling, and that's what I'm known for. If you want, though, we can always do it for the Stanley Cup Finals now, 'cause it's gonna be the Knights and the Hurricanes. You already said you wanna go for whoever Vegas was playin' against, so there you go. First game's Tuesday, so the timing works.

[unsaintlike]

You know me, gotta keep shit interesting. It's always a surprise what you're gonna get. Can't teach an old dog new tricks, as they say, and this ol' dog is set in his ways, so don't think you gotta worry 'bout me goin' and changin'. Can't even argue with that, 'cause you did up and surprise me when your missus was workin' one of the local cons not too long ago. Not complainin' 'bout that either, I'm always here for it. Hey, who said I was jokin'? I admit, got no desire to live in Florida again, but I ain't opposed to stayin' there for a few days for a vacation.

[moxleyrollins]

"Jon Moxley, who just won his 201st match in AEW..." AEW COLLISION | 05.30.26

[unsaintlike]

Yeah, but it's also tough livin' in different places. Suppose that was one perk back in those early days when we were all in Florida. Still, it really shouldn't be too hard to find time to do something, so we oughta be able to figure things out when we don't gotta worry 'bout work or whatnot. I know the 'E's got their tour kickin' off, but we don't do things like that in AEW, so just lemme know when you've got some free time sometime.