Jon Moxley

[moxley-reigning]

Jon on Shot of Brandi 

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Things Are Changing || Jon & Renee

Things were going smooth on a sunny day in Vegas as Jon enjoyed his calmer days off with a beverage in his hand. He sat on the back porch with his feet resting on the glass table, the cool breeze flowing through his significantly shorter locks due to his recent hair cut. This weekend was especially more exciting because Renee finally had time off from work and they could spend the next few days pretending as though quarantine was still in full effect. After a few hours of sunning himself the heat started to get a little over bearing so he headed inside to find his wife knowing she was probably working because she never stopped. Jon slowly made his way through their home taking sips of his whiskey as he made his way through each room. Eventually he heard some scattering of paper and knew he’d found his lady, the moment he walked into their office and he saw she had her head buried into her laptop he sighed but knew it was what she loved to do. Jon placed his glass down on her desk and placed his hand on her shoulder whilst standing behind the computer chair “Do you ever stop?” he asked with a chuckle as he looked down at her blonde locks then took a look at her laptop seeing a few shots of her cookbook knowing she was balls deep in her new project “I mean I’d buy it just for that picture... I don’t even like cooking...” he commented as he pointed at a picture of her biting into some sort of pasta dish whilst looking stunning. Jon then turned her around so she could take her eyes off her work and pulled his jeans up slightly at the thigh so he could bend down and meet her at eye level “If you don’t close that laptop and come outside with me and get some sun I’m gonna have to drag you...” he threatened with a smirk as he gazed into her eyes. 

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He watched her down the whole glass and his eyes were widened at the sight but impressed to know his girl could knock back a glass of whiskey like the best of them “I mean I had some doubt before but fucking hell I believe you now.” Jon laughed and examined his whiskey glass when she handed it back to him - rubbing off the lipstick stain she’d left with the cuff of his hoodie. “Babe I can’t wait to see your cookbook on every shelf of every store we go in ... would it be cheating if I sold out every store just on my own? Like removed the gym in the garage and just filled it top to bottom with your cookbook?” he chuckled but knew the second he saw his wife’s cookbook on a shelf of any store he visited it was going to be incredibly hard not to pick it up and buy it no matter how many he had at home. The sound of the laptop closing was music to his ears knowing that he now had the entire weekend to spend with his favourite person in the world. It’s not that Jon wasn’t excited it was just the fact that he instantly assumed that he was the reason she’d quit her dream job and that was a burden he didn’t want on his back. When Renee had clarified her reasons for handing in her notice the excitement could finally proceed to take over his body and he pulled Renee up to her feet gently “No fucking way!” Jon said happily as he brought her into a hug “You shocked the shit outta me I ain’t gonna lie but I’m so proud of you babe.” he said to her whilst they hugged before finally letting her go - his face getting red from smiling at the thought of her finally being able to take up all those offers she’d previously had to decline due to her WWE contract. “Have you got anything on the horizon or are you just gonna live the wild life?” Jon wondered and still couldn’t believe she’d took the leap “and let me just say because we’re all thinking it - WWE gave you a hell of a lot I ain’t gonna deny that but you were SO underused like fucking hell... you could’ve done it all - anything they gave you you just would’ve taken it to new heights and added your own little Renee shine to it and they just needed took the plunge - well fuck them man they’re gonna miss you.” Jon rambled as he looked down at the paper she’d printed out not even reading it as he thought about how lost WWE were going to be without her and he relished in the thought.  

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Things Are Changing || Jon & Renee

Things were going smooth on a sunny day in Vegas as Jon enjoyed his calmer days off with a beverage in his hand. He sat on the back porch with his feet resting on the glass table, the cool breeze flowing through his significantly shorter locks due to his recent hair cut. This weekend was especially more exciting because Renee finally had time off from work and they could spend the next few days pretending as though quarantine was still in full effect. After a few hours of sunning himself the heat started to get a little over bearing so he headed inside to find his wife knowing she was probably working because she never stopped. Jon slowly made his way through their home taking sips of his whiskey as he made his way through each room. Eventually he heard some scattering of paper and knew he’d found his lady, the moment he walked into their office and he saw she had her head buried into her laptop he sighed but knew it was what she loved to do. Jon placed his glass down on her desk and placed his hand on her shoulder whilst standing behind the computer chair “Do you ever stop?” he asked with a chuckle as he looked down at her blonde locks then took a look at her laptop seeing a few shots of her cookbook knowing she was balls deep in her new project “I mean I’d buy it just for that picture... I don’t even like cooking...” he commented as he pointed at a picture of her biting into some sort of pasta dish whilst looking stunning. Jon then turned her around so she could take her eyes off her work and pulled his jeans up slightly at the thigh so he could bend down and meet her at eye level “If you don’t close that laptop and come outside with me and get some sun I’m gonna have to drag you...” he threatened with a smirk as he gazed into her eyes. 

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Jon knew Renee would soon be leaving her work chair the moment her lips touched his whiskey glass - after all who drinks on the job? “I want that gone in the next ten minutes to let me know you’re in the weekend mood.” Jon teased her knowing after one glass of whiskey work would be the last thing on her mind and of course since they had a few days alone he wanted her to loosen up a little and relax. “Deadlines... that word is just terrifying.” he juddered and cringed at the thought of having to hand something in on a certain deadline knowing that kind of pressure would just made him panic but that’s where him and Renee were two completely different cats. When she scrolled down to the cute picture of the two of them trying out Renee’s food he smiled at the sight but then he couldn’t help but scoff as she pointed at the picture of him devouring a burger “I’m not so sure babe that burger is looking way more appetising than me taking a huge chunk out of it like a fucking shark.” he laughed but admired for a second how good they looked together in the entire photo shoot and getting excited to see it’s release. Jon was intrigued the moment she told him that there was something she hadn’t talked to him about and stood to his feet as she made her way over to the printer. He was left flattened when she blurted out that she had ‘kinda quit her job’ and his mouth was left stunned as she handed him the paper. “You what?” Jon asked completed floored that she’d quit the job he thought she loved so dearly “Why'd you not think I’d care about this?” he questioned and then only seconds late his mind turned the opposite direction “Please don’t tell me you’ve done this because of me...” that was something he never wanted and hoped that wouldn’t be the case. 

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Things Are Changing || Jon & Renee

Things were going smooth on a sunny day in Vegas as Jon enjoyed his calmer days off with a beverage in his hand. He sat on the back porch with his feet resting on the glass table, the cool breeze flowing through his significantly shorter locks due to his recent hair cut. This weekend was especially more exciting because Renee finally had time off from work and they could spend the next few days pretending as though quarantine was still in full effect. After a few hours of sunning himself the heat started to get a little over bearing so he headed inside to find his wife knowing she was probably working because she never stopped. Jon slowly made his way through their home taking sips of his whiskey as he made his way through each room. Eventually he heard some scattering of paper and knew he’d found his lady, the moment he walked into their office and he saw she had her head buried into her laptop he sighed but knew it was what she loved to do. Jon placed his glass down on her desk and placed his hand on her shoulder whilst standing behind the computer chair “Do you ever stop?” he asked with a chuckle as he looked down at her blonde locks then took a look at her laptop seeing a few shots of her cookbook knowing she was balls deep in her new project “I mean I’d buy it just for that picture... I don’t even like cooking...” he commented as he pointed at a picture of her biting into some sort of pasta dish whilst looking stunning. Jon then turned her around so she could take her eyes off her work and pulled his jeans up slightly at the thigh so he could bend down and meet her at eye level “If you don’t close that laptop and come outside with me and get some sun I’m gonna have to drag you...” he threatened with a smirk as he gazed into her eyes. 

[allelitewrestlings]

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Paquette Presents

Christmas music was flowing through the house with the signature crackle from Renee’s record player and the Good household was flowing with Christmas spirit. Jon had already had a few too many glasses of champagne Renee had set out for her family once they arrived but his excuse was simply ‘it was Christmas’ which seemed to let him get away with pretty much anything this time of the year. This was the first time Jon had met her extended family and their kids so he had to admit he was a little bit nervous, he knew Renee always wanted him to be toned down but he worried after a few drinks he’d derail and go back to normal. Aside from the worry Jon had ended up falling in love with this time of year, before Renee Christmas was just him going to the strip and drinking until he couldn’t see straight but now he was being introduced to family values and being surrounded by love - he finally saw what all the hype was about surround Christmas. He had no idea what was in store, all he knew was that her family were arriving in t-minus two hours and Renee was running around trying to get everything perfect. The dogs were jingling around the house in their Christmas jumpers looking like elves and the tree was lighting up their living room whilst the sun began to set over the Nevada mountains, everything just seemed perfect. Jon was strolling down their hallway with a champagne in hand and bumped into a rushing Renee and without another word held her hand to stop her in her tracks. He looked down at her with a little smile and released her hand so he could wrap the free arm around her waist and began singing to ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ in his best Sinatra he could muster. Jon danced with her in the hallway as he continued to sing to her, rocking their bodies slowly as they turned their bodies hoping to get her to just take a moments break with him and enjoy the moments they had alone before they were stampeded by the family. 

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When she mentioned tying her to the bed Jon couldn’t help but smirk as he pictured her strapped up to their headboard like many times before and then couldn’t help but put his hands on her wrists and hold her arms against her back “I’d love to tie you up right now... you fucking suck for even putting that in my head blondie.” Jon said to her as he looked into her eyes with a devilish smirk as he hands remained held behind her back. “Yeah this is like our own thing it’s kind of a lot of power like if we wanted to just smash this wall through to make it bigger we could...” he said going off on one of his utterly useless tangents. When she wondered if he would be preferring to be in some bar as the night went on Jon thought back to all the years before this he’d be slouched against a bar swirling his beer around in his bottle and on this inside just wondering what it would be like to have a family Christmas but on the outside pretending as though going out partying every year was the greatest thing ever... he’d longed for something like this for so long but never gave anyone the satisfaction to know that it killed him to have to go out and get wasted just to get through the Christmas period “Trust me babe i ain’t gonna wish I was in some bar tonight... this... it means a lot y’know...” he responded not wanting to give her the impression that he hated going out to those bars in his past because if he opened that can of worms it was going to be hard to shove them all back in that emotional box he’d nailed shut years ago. Jon was thankful Renee had pulled back because if he had it his way he’d been coaxing her up the stairs and into their bedroom by now even if their family were knocking on the door any second, he just couldn’t resist her. “You’re naughty - you should never lie to your family.” Jon said obviously joking as he looked down at her with a smirk “I’m kinda glad you told them that little white lie because i’m gonna be bummed out the second we’ve got to pack our shit and leave for work again, this shit just goes to damn quick.” Jon agreed, not even wanting to think about them having to get back to work and hardly see each other for days on end. “Good man, she’s a real hard working gal.” he said to her family with a smile just happy they had a mutual subject to talk about aka Renee. When Carole agreed to have a drink with them he celebrated “That’s my girl.” he said as he poured them the drinks. Watching her mom take down the whiskey was entertainment all in itself and when she started to squirm he couldn’t help but laugh “You might want this...” he said as he continued to laugh then passed her over the remainder of the coke that should’ve probably been in the glass beforehand. “I mean after putting up with Renee for like your whole life... you’re probably gonna want this...” Jon explained to Matt as he took the champagne from his hand and replaced it with the whiskey like he’d made for Renee and her mom “You’ve gotta as well before you decline... it’s Christmas...” he said with an innocent smile. Just as they were laughing the front door knocked which set off Blue to come running down the stairs barking and Jon’s stomached dropped at the thought it could be his mom. “Fucking hell...” he said under his breath as he maneuverer around the family to try and get to the front door. He inhaled deeply and exhaled before opened the door to reveal his mom standing in front of him “Jonathan!” She said with a bright smile as though herself and Jon were the best of friends. Jon stood there for a moment not even for one believing she made it to Vegas, two believing she made it to their neighbourhood and three believing the people at the gate actually let her in. “Who paid you to come here?” he replied sarcastically but he was just in shock that she even turned up. “Your house is huge... it’s beautiful!” She exclaimed as she admired the front of their home but all Jon could picture was the cogs in her mind turning as she thought about how much money he probably earned now that she could ‘borrow’.  He saw right through her ‘good guy’ act and knew in a second she could turn into the fickle women he’d grown to tolerate but despite it all she did show up and having her there did mean something to him so he gave her a hug which happened to shock the both of them “Come in, Renee’s family are here.” Jon said as he entered their home then stopped in his tracks and turned to her again “and don’t put anything in your fucking purse.” he warned her reminding her of what she’d done across him in the past because he never forgot that kind of shit. The moment his mom saw Renee she greeted her with open arms and way too much affection for Jon’s liking because he knew she wasn’t like that “Renee! God you’re beautiful!” his mom said as she pulled back from the hug and got a good look at her face, surprised in her son for choosing such a lovely looking woman “I’d check your pockets...” Jon said as he followed behind his mom insinuating that she’d probably robbed the content of her purse just in that one hug. “Renee this is my lovely mother.” he introduced her in an obviously sarcastic tone and did the same back “and this is my wife Renee.” not in a sarcastic tone this time. 

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Paquette Presents

Christmas music was flowing through the house with the signature crackle from Renee’s record player and the Good household was flowing with Christmas spirit. Jon had already had a few too many glasses of champagne Renee had set out for her family once they arrived but his excuse was simply ‘it was Christmas’ which seemed to let him get away with pretty much anything this time of the year. This was the first time Jon had met her extended family and their kids so he had to admit he was a little bit nervous, he knew Renee always wanted him to be toned down but he worried after a few drinks he’d derail and go back to normal. Aside from the worry Jon had ended up falling in love with this time of year, before Renee Christmas was just him going to the strip and drinking until he couldn’t see straight but now he was being introduced to family values and being surrounded by love - he finally saw what all the hype was about surround Christmas. He had no idea what was in store, all he knew was that her family were arriving in t-minus two hours and Renee was running around trying to get everything perfect. The dogs were jingling around the house in their Christmas jumpers looking like elves and the tree was lighting up their living room whilst the sun began to set over the Nevada mountains, everything just seemed perfect. Jon was strolling down their hallway with a champagne in hand and bumped into a rushing Renee and without another word held her hand to stop her in her tracks. He looked down at her with a little smile and released her hand so he could wrap the free arm around her waist and began singing to ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ in his best Sinatra he could muster. Jon danced with her in the hallway as he continued to sing to her, rocking their bodies slowly as they turned their bodies hoping to get her to just take a moments break with him and enjoy the moments they had alone before they were stampeded by the family. 

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“and if you start rushing around I’m gonna have to tie you down to the couch so you’ve got no choice but to sit and enjoy your time with your family.” Jon chuckled but was also serious because if she didn’t sit and enjoy what she’d put together he’d have to take things to the next level and make sure she couldn’t move. “Hey your little New York apartment was decorated nice but I guess you’ve got a hell of a lot more to work with here... you’ve made it look awesome honestly.” he couldn’t help but compliment the place, nothing put Jon in the ‘christmas mood’ but walking into their home and seeing all the lights and the big tree just gave him that cookie cutter Christmas feel. “Alright alright I’ll shut my mouth.” Jon said as he held his hands up in submission whilst laughing at how disgusted she was getting about it all. The moment she placed her hand on his cheeks the rosier they got as his smile got a little bit bigger then when she kissed him he held her there for a moment just to savour the kiss before also pulling himself back. Secretly Jon was relieved to hear Renee wanted next years Christmas to be a quiet one considering it would give them the time they needed to enjoy their huge home and just do whatever they wanted without having to worry about making sure everyone else was doing alright as well “Y’know Blondie I’m kinda relieved to hear that since me and you just relaxing for a few days watching those corny christmas movies we were talking about earlier sounds like a dream, we can cut up some paper and make some fake snow.” he chuckled happy that they both agreed on next years plans already without having to worry about have that big conversation when the time came. Jon laughed as her family admitted it was still weird to see Renee on their screens every week “She’s killing it though huh? Best backstage announcer they’ve had in my opinion... i definitely ain’t bias.” he replied with a chuckle but was glad to see they were all proud of Renee, as they should be. “I’ll fix you up something special...” Jon replied to David and smirked knowing he could unleash the bar they’d had fitted full potential but since Renee moved all the alcohol into the kitchen he had to work with the counter tops. He was kinda heart warmed to hear Carole saying she was proud of both of them as he hadn’t really heard that from people “Thanks momma C - you’ve got a real interior decorator on your hands as well...” he commented referring to Renee and the fact that she’d styled the whole place and made it look exactly like they planned, the perfect mix of everything they loved and the desert theme they were looking for. Jon excitedly slapped the counter when Renee said she was up for some hard liquor “Now things are getting interesting.” he smirked and grabbed a few glasses “Carole it’s Christmas you’ve gotta have one as well i don’t make the rules...” he insisted and grabbed Carole one of their special whiskey glasses “Special glass for a special lady wouldn’t you say?” Jon said to Carole as he unscrewed the bottle on the whiskey. Jon’s whiskey were 97% whiskey and 3% coke so they were in for a treat “You’ve just gotta free hand it... it’s the best way.” he said as he poured as much as he thought was necessary into each glass before topping it with the tiniest drizzle of coke “We call that the... well we don’t really call it anything it just gets you wasted.” Jon chuckled as he passed the glasses over to Renee and Carole then leaned against the counter after grabbing his own. “Well at least you got here safe thats all that matters.” he said with a little smile before raising his glass as a toast just before taking a sip. 

[kelseywrestling]

Renee looks stunning! 💚

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Paquette Presents

Christmas music was flowing through the house with the signature crackle from Renee’s record player and the Good household was flowing with Christmas spirit. Jon had already had a few too many glasses of champagne Renee had set out for her family once they arrived but his excuse was simply ‘it was Christmas’ which seemed to let him get away with pretty much anything this time of the year. This was the first time Jon had met her extended family and their kids so he had to admit he was a little bit nervous, he knew Renee always wanted him to be toned down but he worried after a few drinks he’d derail and go back to normal. Aside from the worry Jon had ended up falling in love with this time of year, before Renee Christmas was just him going to the strip and drinking until he couldn’t see straight but now he was being introduced to family values and being surrounded by love - he finally saw what all the hype was about surround Christmas. He had no idea what was in store, all he knew was that her family were arriving in t-minus two hours and Renee was running around trying to get everything perfect. The dogs were jingling around the house in their Christmas jumpers looking like elves and the tree was lighting up their living room whilst the sun began to set over the Nevada mountains, everything just seemed perfect. Jon was strolling down their hallway with a champagne in hand and bumped into a rushing Renee and without another word held her hand to stop her in her tracks. He looked down at her with a little smile and released her hand so he could wrap the free arm around her waist and began singing to ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ in his best Sinatra he could muster. Jon danced with her in the hallway as he continued to sing to her, rocking their bodies slowly as they turned their bodies hoping to get her to just take a moments break with him and enjoy the moments they had alone before they were stampeded by the family. 

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When he felt her body melt into his he couldn’t help but instantly feel a sense of relaxation as well just knowing his girl was finally settling down and not running around panicking. Jon lay his hand on the back of her head as she rested it against his chest “No more running around now Blondie, just chill out.” he said to her just thinking of her wellbeing because he knew by the time she’d have chance to enjoy what she’d created she’d be too burnt out to even join in the family moments that were taking place. “This place looks real nice all Christmassy I gotta give it to you.” he said whilst looking at all the lights glimmering around their home knowing it would be nothing without the hard work Renee had put into making it. “Can you imagine... I’ve got a hunch that you’re gonna look just like your mom when we get old anyway so I’m kinda already with you mom... but it’s you...” he chuckled but then started to laugh as Renee pushed him knowing that never failed to get to her and that’s why he always did it. Jon didn’t want to get his hopes up concerning his mom because he knew that she had a tendency of letting him down but also knew that there was a small possibility she’d turn up just for the free alcohol “I dunno if she’s exactly a miracle... I’d consider her more like a ... Christmas weird happening.” he chuckled just trying to ignore the little part of his brain that craved the idea of his mom turning up on their doorstep on Christmas Eve like those corny Christmas movies they were discussing earlier. Renee helped Jon ignore those thoughts the moment she moved his hair from out of his eyes and he couldn’t help but smile showing those rosey red cheeks again “I love you.” he said whilst he continued to smile down at her knowing even if his mother didn’t turn up that night as long as she was there with him then he couldn’t care less. “Maybe next year we can fly up there and you’ll get to have some of the white stuff... and the snow.” Jon flashed his eyebrows before busting out laughing, he also knew Renee was probably missing the snow and had made a little mental note that maybe next year they should head up north to have a white Christmas, it was only fair. When the guys let him know they were fans it made Jon feel a little more comfortable knowing that they probably already had a good idea of who he was and how he acted so he didn’t need to slowly coax them into a false sense of security before bursting out his real personality “Thanks man, I’m a big fan of Renee.” he replied because he was just a little awkward but always wanted to make a joke out of things especially since he sometimes didn’t know how to react to people who were family saying they were fans of his work, he hadn’t mastered that skill yet. “The fat dog might decide to come and sleep with you as well so if you hear some kind of grunting and snorting in the middle of the night it ain’t an overweight ghost.” he warned them knowing Blue was a sucker for a cuddle in the middle of the night and loved to frequently frighten the crap out of Renee at three am by snorting in her face. After making himself acquainted with everyone he had a little catch up with Renee’s brother as they’d also met before and finished the conversation with “It’s been over five minutes without a beverage... gotta top up.” just so he could head into the kitchen and see Renee and her mom “Look at this... my two favourite gals together in our kitchen...” Jon said and stood in between Renee and her mom and put his arm around the two of them “It ain’t bad is it? I think we did alright.” he said to Carole referring to their kitchen feeling pretty proud to present it to her. Jon then noticed the two were already drinking champagne “Straight to the champagne, my kinda girl.” he smirked at Renee’s mom before grabbing himself a glass and pouring himself a jack daniels and splashing a drop of coke in before throwing some ice in and turning back around to the Renee and her mom “How was the flight?” 

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Paquette Presents

Christmas music was flowing through the house with the signature crackle from Renee’s record player and the Good household was flowing with Christmas spirit. Jon had already had a few too many glasses of champagne Renee had set out for her family once they arrived but his excuse was simply ‘it was Christmas’ which seemed to let him get away with pretty much anything this time of the year. This was the first time Jon had met her extended family and their kids so he had to admit he was a little bit nervous, he knew Renee always wanted him to be toned down but he worried after a few drinks he’d derail and go back to normal. Aside from the worry Jon had ended up falling in love with this time of year, before Renee Christmas was just him going to the strip and drinking until he couldn’t see straight but now he was being introduced to family values and being surrounded by love - he finally saw what all the hype was about surround Christmas. He had no idea what was in store, all he knew was that her family were arriving in t-minus two hours and Renee was running around trying to get everything perfect. The dogs were jingling around the house in their Christmas jumpers looking like elves and the tree was lighting up their living room whilst the sun began to set over the Nevada mountains, everything just seemed perfect. Jon was strolling down their hallway with a champagne in hand and bumped into a rushing Renee and without another word held her hand to stop her in her tracks. He looked down at her with a little smile and released her hand so he could wrap the free arm around her waist and began singing to ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ in his best Sinatra he could muster. Jon danced with her in the hallway as he continued to sing to her, rocking their bodies slowly as they turned their bodies hoping to get her to just take a moments break with him and enjoy the moments they had alone before they were stampeded by the family. 

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When she got all excited over the fact that Jon admitted he was looking forward to the festivities he couldn’t help but laughed and wrapped his arms around her in return “It’s all thanks to you sugar. It’s gonna be a completely different thing this year... like an actual family gathering... Christmas dinner... things I thought only excited on those corny Christmas movies.” Jon held her for a little longer knowing how much this all meant to her and how much this all also secretly meant to him as well, Renee was the first person that cared enough to want to make an effort for Christmas and make sure everything was perfect but to him just having her and a Christmas tree would’ve topped any Christmas he’d ever had - anything on top was just an added bonus. “If things were different I could’ve been your step daddy...” Jon smirked as he always teases Renee that his mom was in love with him and they had a ‘special connect’ since he thought he had some kind of magnetism for older women even if that wasn’t exactly the case he still liked to tease her about it. He recalled the day she met his father and how nervous he was to introduce her to his weird family but if that turned out well then he shouldn’t really be worried about any other family gathering again. When she kept the kiss for a few moments longer Jon couldn’t help but let his hands glide down to her ass so he could give it a little squeeze as he kissed her back also knowing he’d not be able to do that for a few days which pained him more than anything. When she mentioned that his ass was his best side he couldn’t help but laugh and slapped it as he headed on into the living room. Jon sighed in relief when Renee was cool with his mom possibly stopping by “You’re right she’ll fit right in if she comes when everyone is drunk... she might now show up at all I don’t even know if they’ll let her through the gates but... just warning ya.” he was always embarrassed of his own mother and it just made it double when it came to her being around Renee’s family who he’d tried to keep a good reputation around. “Fuck that, housing all of your family around here would have us filing for bankruptcy!” he laughed along with her but like the idea of a full house at Christmas, it just seemed ‘traditional’ at least in his mind anyway. When she opened the door Jon was relieved to see Carole enter first and smiled as she came over and greeted him quietly gushing over how she called him her ‘future son in law’ something about that just made him melt “There’s my beautiful momma!” Jon said with a big smile as he embrace Carole feeling at home already, she just gave off a mother’s love like he’d never experienced, it was a mix of happiness and security and it was addicting. After hugging Renee’s mom he noticed the tribe of beautiful women walk through the door ‘strong genetics...’ Jon thought to himself and as she introduced her family he hugged the ladies and shook the hands of the men as Renee called their names out “Right house rules...” Jon said trying to act intimidating before going back to his usual posture and saying “Anything alcoholic... just drink it. Put your shit anywhere... actually if you put your foot on anything under 3 foot tall the fat dog might eat it.... gotta be weary of that. Swim in the pool... eat whatever... just y’know... if Renee shouts at ya just know I’m the cool one.” Jon nudged Renee jokingly and noticed the kids staring at him so Jon crouched down “Sup little dude...” he said to one of the boys and held his hand out for him to slap. 

[unscripedmoxley]

Paquette Presents

Christmas music was flowing through the house with the signature crackle from Renee’s record player and the Good household was flowing with Christmas spirit. Jon had already had a few too many glasses of champagne Renee had set out for her family once they arrived but his excuse was simply ‘it was Christmas’ which seemed to let him get away with pretty much anything this time of the year. This was the first time Jon had met her extended family and their kids so he had to admit he was a little bit nervous, he knew Renee always wanted him to be toned down but he worried after a few drinks he’d derail and go back to normal. Aside from the worry Jon had ended up falling in love with this time of year, before Renee Christmas was just him going to the strip and drinking until he couldn’t see straight but now he was being introduced to family values and being surrounded by love - he finally saw what all the hype was about surround Christmas. He had no idea what was in store, all he knew was that her family were arriving in t-minus two hours and Renee was running around trying to get everything perfect. The dogs were jingling around the house in their Christmas jumpers looking like elves and the tree was lighting up their living room whilst the sun began to set over the Nevada mountains, everything just seemed perfect. Jon was strolling down their hallway with a champagne in hand and bumped into a rushing Renee and without another word held her hand to stop her in her tracks. He looked down at her with a little smile and released her hand so he could wrap the free arm around her waist and began singing to ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ in his best Sinatra he could muster. Jon danced with her in the hallway as he continued to sing to her, rocking their bodies slowly as they turned their bodies hoping to get her to just take a moments break with him and enjoy the moments they had alone before they were stampeded by the family. 

[unscripedmoxley]

Jon couldn’t put into words how much he appreciated Renee putting all of her thought into making the house look good for their first Christmas in their new home, it was enough to even get him excited for the occasion “Y’know this whole thing you’ve put together has actually got me looking forward to the whole Christmas thing... looks kinda fun.” he had to admit and knew it would completed break his scrooge persona he’d developed over the many years of hating the holiday that was all about spending time with family. He couldn’t imagine Christmas with a family feeling but he knew he was going to get the full experience this season and it still made him smile knowing that holidays such as this were finally going to get celebrated in the right way in his life, he must’ve been about 16 the last time he remembered spending Christmas anything remotely like this. Renee was right at least he’d won the love of her mother but Jon adored her she was great, just an older version of Renee so what wasn’t there to love about her? “Me and your mom hit it off great... you’re right I just worry y’know how it is I don’t wanna be causing a scene or making things weird if I say something outta line on accident... i mean if they’re anything like your mom things should be smooth sailing.” Jon reassured himself along with Renee’s words and felt better about the whole situation and definitely knew Renee wouldn’t hesitate to kick anyone out who was getting out of line. The moment she put her hands on his shoulder he knew it was time to shut his mouth and looked down at her, instantly calming down the moment their eyes connected “I know babe sorry my minds just racing now... I ain’t usually like this what the hell is going on?!” When she confirmed she had it all under control Jon nodded and gave her a quick kiss because most of the time she was the level headed one and just needed to give him a little bit of reassurance. “I’ll grin and bear it for ya baby - just make sure you get my good side?” Jon flashed his eye brows at her as he turned his face to the left. When she mentioned his family coming along he instantly remembered something he’d forget to tell her “Ah shit...” he said quietly before turning to her “Yeah about that... I invited my mom to come... probably a stupid idea but in the moment I thought maybe she could meet your mom... then I remembered the kinda woman my mom was and I don’t think it’s such a great idea now it’s come around...” Jon scratched the back of his head as he thought about all the things that could go wrong if his mom showed up drunk or in a bad mood... “I sent her over a ticket so she could fly over here... I never heard back from her... best guess is she’s got the ticket and she’s getting free drinks by sitting on a slot machine but... she might turn up, just warning ya.” he sighed as he sometimes just wished his family were normal and they celebrated like Renee’s family but never dwelled too much on thoughts like those. “Carole welcome to our house... it’s the pile of burnt rubble over there... nice huh?” Jon laughed with her knowing that’d be the case if she let him loose in the kitchen. When she returned to him and commented on the tree he looked over at her “trees got a shitty attitude.” he responded as he laughed with her. Jon admired the amount of room with her “Yeah it’s worked out pretty well huh?” he said in shock that they’d managed to get it all figured out and there were no errors in the situation. As he was about to respond the door knocked from Renee’s family who had finally arrived and Jon looked at Renee “You’re getting that... I’m nervous!” he couldn’t help but laugh as he felt his stomach drop knowing this was the make or break moment. 

[midnightvrose]

..so, i’ve been doing tons of media. everybody now- it’s all this different technology. have to download all this stuff.. zooms and skypes and stuff. it’s getting absurd. call me on the phone, you know what i mean? this is unique though, so it’s cool.

[unscripedmoxley]

Paquette Presents

Christmas music was flowing through the house with the signature crackle from Renee’s record player and the Good household was flowing with Christmas spirit. Jon had already had a few too many glasses of champagne Renee had set out for her family once they arrived but his excuse was simply ‘it was Christmas’ which seemed to let him get away with pretty much anything this time of the year. This was the first time Jon had met her extended family and their kids so he had to admit he was a little bit nervous, he knew Renee always wanted him to be toned down but he worried after a few drinks he’d derail and go back to normal. Aside from the worry Jon had ended up falling in love with this time of year, before Renee Christmas was just him going to the strip and drinking until he couldn’t see straight but now he was being introduced to family values and being surrounded by love - he finally saw what all the hype was about surround Christmas. He had no idea what was in store, all he knew was that her family were arriving in t-minus two hours and Renee was running around trying to get everything perfect. The dogs were jingling around the house in their Christmas jumpers looking like elves and the tree was lighting up their living room whilst the sun began to set over the Nevada mountains, everything just seemed perfect. Jon was strolling down their hallway with a champagne in hand and bumped into a rushing Renee and without another word held her hand to stop her in her tracks. He looked down at her with a little smile and released her hand so he could wrap the free arm around her waist and began singing to ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ in his best Sinatra he could muster. Jon danced with her in the hallway as he continued to sing to her, rocking their bodies slowly as they turned their bodies hoping to get her to just take a moments break with him and enjoy the moments they had alone before they were stampeded by the family. 

[unscripedmoxley]

Jon always knew Renee wanted everything to be perfect and for everyone in her family to have the greatest time and that's another thing he loved about her, she was a people pleaser but definitely had to reign her in before she ended up getting burnt out and not enjoying the evening herself because she was too caught up in making sure everyone else was having a good time. “Everything looks great babe honestly... and that's coming from someone who has impeccable taste in style.” he said sarcastically before giggling knowing he probably wasn’t helping her racing mind at the time but in his eyes everything did look amazing. “Oh I’m relax, cool as a cucumber... I don’t know if I’ll be the same when your entire family comes through the door though, that's alotta pressure y’know? I mean I’m a charming guy but charming your entire family is a big task...” he joked with a smirk but inside he was admittedly a little nervous because when people met Jon they either hated him or loved him there really didn’t seem to be any in-between. When she found his lips he smiled through their kiss and held her close as they continued to dance whilst also getting that sinking feeling that these moments needed to be cherished because they weren’t going to even get the chance in a few hours time. “Pizza’s a good option I mean who’s gonna argue with pizza?” he thought aloud and then decided to think aloud some more “... but do we get half and half or do we get individual pizzas for different people... maybe pizza is more difficult than I thought... what about if someone is secretly allergic to... peppers or... cheese or something and we’ve gotta do CPR... man family get together are fucking stressful.” Jon rambled basically to himself as he threw one of the apples in the air Renee had set out for everyone. “Yeah give yourself a break sugar you’re gonna be burnt out before this even gets goin’.” he said thoughtfully as he walked up behind her and put his hands on her shoulders just so he could wrap his big around around her neck and kiss her cheek from behind. “Pictures my favourite...” Jon said sarcastically but in good spirit because as much as he hated pictures he’d tolerate them if it made Renee’s Christmas feel a bit more special. “I mean I’m definitely better to move the couch than anything in this kitchen cuz we know I’d probably end up burning the place down... Merry Christmas!” Jon chuckled to himself as he walked down the small steps into their living room. He wasted no time in moving a few things out of the way to make room for the couch with Blue was chilling on “Move man I ain’t dragging your fat ass as well!” Jon joked but Blue knew who was boss and hopped off the couch after much contemplation which allowed Jon to push the couch against the rail. Once he’d turned around and saw the amount of space now made by moving the couch he was impressed “Y’seen how much room we’ve got in here with that couch out the way... we could do like... karate in here or... break dancing...” he shouted over to Renee who was still in the kitchen then started shadow boxing the Christmas Tree to make use of the new space. 

[unscripedmoxley]

Paquette Presents

Christmas music was flowing through the house with the signature crackle from Renee’s record player and the Good household was flowing with Christmas spirit. Jon had already had a few too many glasses of champagne Renee had set out for her family once they arrived but his excuse was simply ‘it was Christmas’ which seemed to let him get away with pretty much anything this time of the year. This was the first time Jon had met her extended family and their kids so he had to admit he was a little bit nervous, he knew Renee always wanted him to be toned down but he worried after a few drinks he’d derail and go back to normal. Aside from the worry Jon had ended up falling in love with this time of year, before Renee Christmas was just him going to the strip and drinking until he couldn’t see straight but now he was being introduced to family values and being surrounded by love - he finally saw what all the hype was about surround Christmas. He had no idea what was in store, all he knew was that her family were arriving in t-minus two hours and Renee was running around trying to get everything perfect. The dogs were jingling around the house in their Christmas jumpers looking like elves and the tree was lighting up their living room whilst the sun began to set over the Nevada mountains, everything just seemed perfect. Jon was strolling down their hallway with a champagne in hand and bumped into a rushing Renee and without another word held her hand to stop her in her tracks. He looked down at her with a little smile and released her hand so he could wrap the free arm around her waist and began singing to ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ in his best Sinatra he could muster. Jon danced with her in the hallway as he continued to sing to her, rocking their bodies slowly as they turned their bodies hoping to get her to just take a moments break with him and enjoy the moments they had alone before they were stampeded by the family. 

[unscripedmoxley]

Jon knew Renee just wanted everything to be perfect but Jon knew as soon as everyone got here it’d take about 3 seconds for everything to be a complete mess so he knew she was probably wasting her time but of course didn’t have the heart to even mention it. When he noticed Blue shove one of the Christmas lights into his mouth Jon grabbed him and took him away from the situation “C’mon fatty don’t eat the fucking lights as well Jesus!” he couldn’t help but chuckle though at the fact that their giant bulldog just couldn’t help but eat the entire content of their home. The moment Renee smiled up at him Jon’s world stopped and once again it was just the two of them and no one else existed “Don’t worry babe, I know you just want everything to be right for your family...” he replied whilst looking at the decorations she’d set up and the food that was bubbling away on the stove “it looks perfect, you’re probably gonna have a heart attack as a Christmas present if you carry on though.” Jon warned her with a cheeky smirk then when she mentioned how much he’d already had he took a look at the almost finished off glass of champagne “I’m fiiiiine - I’ve just had a few.” he reassured her with that little devilish look in his eyes masked by the rosey red smile that would allow him to get away with murder around her. “You’re looking good though...” he commented in an arousing tone and leaned down to kiss her neck as they danced. After the song faded out and another began he finally let her go and made his way into their kitchen “You’ve got a lotta... things going on here huh?!” Jon said surprised as he walked around to all the different items of food either cooking or already finished and was intrigued by the cookies that were sitting on the counter top. He didn’t waste time in throwing one into his mouth, his hands disregarding the heat of them before they hit his tongue. Jon sucked in the cool air and lunged his head forward “Holy shit!” he laughed before eventually battling through the heat and swallowing them “They’re good though... probably ain’t gonna taste anything else you’ve made tonight though since I’ve just singed every taste bud i’ve got going.” Jon continued to chuckle “You want any help with all these bubbling stoves of stuff... like I’ve got a great stirring arm...” he informed her before mimicking him stirring a pot. 

[allelitewrestlings]

“This is a time of togetherness. Be nice to your neighbor. Support your local businesses by ordering takeout. And most importantly…”

[unscripedmoxley]

Paquette Presents

Christmas music was flowing through the house with the signature crackle from Renee’s record player and the Good household was flowing with Christmas spirit. Jon had already had a few too many glasses of champagne Renee had set out for her family once they arrived but his excuse was simply ‘it was Christmas’ which seemed to let him get away with pretty much anything this time of the year. This was the first time Jon had met her extended family and their kids so he had to admit he was a little bit nervous, he knew Renee always wanted him to be toned down but he worried after a few drinks he’d derail and go back to normal. Aside from the worry Jon had ended up falling in love with this time of year, before Renee Christmas was just him going to the strip and drinking until he couldn’t see straight but now he was being introduced to family values and being surrounded by love - he finally saw what all the hype was about surround Christmas. He had no idea what was in store, all he knew was that her family were arriving in t-minus two hours and Renee was running around trying to get everything perfect. The dogs were jingling around the house in their Christmas jumpers looking like elves and the tree was lighting up their living room whilst the sun began to set over the Nevada mountains, everything just seemed perfect. Jon was strolling down their hallway with a champagne in hand and bumped into a rushing Renee and without another word held her hand to stop her in her tracks. He looked down at her with a little smile and released her hand so he could wrap the free arm around her waist and began singing to ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ in his best Sinatra he could muster. Jon danced with her in the hallway as he continued to sing to her, rocking their bodies slowly as they turned their bodies hoping to get her to just take a moments break with him and enjoy the moments they had alone before they were stampeded by the family. 

[theonelazywolf]

Thank you Renee