u cant just take a shit while mambo no.5 is playin

im big penis boy

[thememedaddy]

[acerebral]

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[ghostowlattic]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”

[sandmandaddy69]

[ouroborosorder]

my existentialism professor once showed us this meme and then said softly “reintarnation” and started laughing for about 5 minutes straight but he was laughing so softly we thought he was crying and didn’t know what to do about it

[treecitysessions]

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[hollowboobtheory]

just clownloaded a gigglebyte of silly images

[sev-wildfang]

just frownloaded a terrorfright of SCARY images

[smeasel]

just fucked my sexy wife and took a fat shit

[shubbabang]

[omegaversereloaded]

If i were mr beast id post my cock leaking pre and then disappear forever

[omegaversereloaded]

joe biden has dropped out of the 2024 US presidential race

[warningengine]

[depsidase]

[tlirsgender]

One of my more outwardly baffling autistic traits is that often I will fully know that you're being sarcastic or joking & I'll just keep talking. I'll respond to it in earnest thinking I'm continuing the bit but I do it too flatly and everybody knows I'm autistic so they'll stop and be like hey that was a joke & I'm like I know

[guooey]

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

[bartmobile]

because it is only one little cubie

[epilepticsaints]