To the people who look at the stars, and wish.

Christine | XX | Florida, US | Bibliophile | Multi-Fandom

[unseeliemaiden]

Totally Canon Interaction

Feyre: Nesta, what’s that on your neck?

Nesta: Oh, a snake bite.

Rhys: A snake bite?

Nesta: Yep. Actually, here comes the snake now.

Cassian: What’s up y’all

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Nesta: This is my emotional support sword

Cassian, bleeding: Please take it from her

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Suriel: *waiting around for Feyre to appear*

*Feyre appears*

Suriel: Oh no you’ve caught me

Feyre: I wasn’t even—???

Suriel: Alright so here’s the tea and it’s about to get piping hOT sis

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Feyre: Knock knock.

Rhys: *suspiciously* Who’s there?

Feyre: Interrupting Cassian.

Rhys: Interrupting Cassian wh—?

Cassian, barging throught he door with tears in his eyes: NESTA STOLE MY BUBBLE BATH SOAP

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Feyre: Rhys has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think he was built without them.

Lucian: That can’t be true—

Feyre: Watch this.

Feyre: Hey Rhys! Race you downstairs!

Rhys: *jumps out of a ten story window*

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Nesta: I’m a cuddly person by nature

Feyre: You literally stabbed Cassian with a pen when he put his hand on your shoulder

Nesta: That bitch shouldn’t have startled me

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Azriel: About a week ago, I accidentally slept with your mate’s sister.

Rhys: Really?

Azriel: Yes.

Rhys: You accidentally slept with my mate’s sister?

Azriel: Elain.

Rhys: Accidentally.

Azriel: Yes.

Rhys: I don’t get it. Did you trip over something?

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Feysand kid: Can I go out tonight?

Rhys: What did your mom say?

Kid: She said no.

Rhys: Then why would I let you?

Kid: Because mom’s not the boss of you?

Rhys: *internally* THIS IS A TRAP THIS IS A TRAP THIS IS A TRAP THIS IS A TRAP

[the-suriel]

“Nesta didn’t bat an eyelash as she studied the handsome features, the muscled torso. Then turned to me. Dismissing him entirely.

Casein’s face went almost feral. A wolf who had been circling a doe… only to find a mountain cat wearing its hide instead.”

Feysand version 

[the-suriel]

“The issue, actually, wouldn’t be me. It’d be him. I could peel off my cloths right in front of him and he wouldn’t move an inch. He He might have defied and proved those Illyrian pricks wrong at every turn, but it won’t matter if Rhys makes him Prince of Velaris–he’ll see himself as a bastard-born nobody, and nor good enough for anyone. Especially me.”

Feysand version

Nessian version 

[the-suriel]

“I couldn’t stop being around you, loving you, and wanting you. I still can’t stay away.”

(…)

“You love me?”

Rhys nodded.

And I wondered if love was too weak a word for what he felt, what he’d done for me. For what I felt for him.

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Feyre: Who do you think Amren loves the most?

Varian: Hm...probably me?

Amren’s collection of jewelry: Oh honey

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Cassian: *kisses Nesta*

Nesta: What is this?

Cassian: Affection.

Nesta: Disgusting.

Nesta:

Nesta: Do it again.

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Nessian + a Bed

Feyre: I can’t believe you and Nesta broke the bed!

Rhys: You two must have gone wild

Cassian: Haha yeah...

[ the night before ]

Nesta: I bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Cassian: THE FUCK I CAN’T! FUCK YOU!!

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Cassian: Here’s a fun Christmas idea: We’ll hang mistletoe but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Rhys: We are not doing that.

Cassian:

Rhys:

Cassian:

Rhys:

Cassian: Mistlefoe™️

Rhys: Cassian no.

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Accidents Happen

Cassian: Hey Nesta, babe, check your phone for a surprise ;)

Nesta: *looks* You didn’t send me anything.

Cassian: Wait what do you mea—

Rhys: *in the distance* WHAT THE FU C K CASSIAN

Cassian: sH I T

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Tamlin: Strength is forgiving someone, even when they’re not sorry.

Feyre: I don’t mean to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.