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My 'Shipping' Classifications
Float: I guess I can see it happening.
Paddle: I can see it, doesn't mean I care for it a whole lot.
Row: It's cool.
Boat: I like it, I just don't give it much thought.
Ship: I like it and talk freely about it. Head canons will form.
Cruise: I read fanfics of it and really like it, and I have a few pictures of it.
Freight liner: I REALLY love this pairing okay. Just..let me be with my porn.
Aircraft carrier: OTP rhgbjkrthg.
The Titanic: /gross sobbing
So today I visited an Elementary school to do some observations. It was today that they were holding a mock election for the upcoming Presidential election that America will be participating in in a few days.
I asked one of the students who she was voting for and why, and the answer I got was:
“I’m voting for Mitt Romney because Obama took away our tater tots”
This my fellow citizens of the world, is the future generation.
The cold is getting under my skin… Waiting for buses is the worst.
Want a ride, Cap? -pats the motorcycle he's on before grinning-
I see people in having an orgy party
Oh, messy hair and ruffled clothes not good enough for ya, eh? -beckons you closer- wanna see some hickeys or what?
……I pity that girl— guy— whatever. It? It now has a high possibility of getting STD.
She is one of the people who kidnapped me. Wondered why I disappeared for so long? Got hijacked in the middle of a fake mission, got poked and prodded by a couple of dumbasses before I woke up and blew up the fuckers. Found the girl, made out with her, fucked her, maybe extracted some information before I killed her.
Wanna high-five for mutual STD? Because I'm pretty sure you've got it now too, considering, ya know... -puts his middle finger through a hole made by his finger- a lot.
I see people in having an orgy party
AND NO ONE INVITED ME?
/frowns/ You again?
Awwww, that’s no way to say good morning to someone who’s as hot as me. I wanna direct you to Stark if you want a bitch fight though. He’s pretty good at those and I totally want someone like you to bitch slap someone like him.
I— Well, good morning, Wade. Excuse you, when was the last time you fucked someone? You’re not that hot. Trust me.
Oh, just ten minutes ago. Wanna change that fact?
Huh, you’d think someone like you can lie better.
Oh, messy hair and ruffled clothes not good enough for ya, eh? -beckons you closer- wanna see some hickeys or what?
EVERYBODY HIDE.
Interviewer: I blush to say it, but are you aware there's a "F-ck Yeah, Tom Hiddleston" tumblr?
Tom: [Smiles] I am.
I see people in having an orgy party
AND NO ONE INVITED ME?
/frowns/ You again?
Awwww, that’s no way to say good morning to someone who’s as hot as me. I wanna direct you to Stark if you want a bitch fight though. He’s pretty good at those and I totally want someone like you to bitch slap someone like him.
I— Well, good morning, Wade. Excuse you, when was the last time you fucked someone? You’re not that hot. Trust me.
Oh, just ten minutes ago. Wanna change that fact?
I see people in having an orgy party
AND NO ONE INVITED ME?
/frowns/ You again?
Awwww, that's no way to say good morning to someone who's as hot as me. I wanna direct you to Stark if you want a bitch fight though. He's pretty good at those and I totally want someone like you to bitch slap someone like him.
I see people in having an orgy party
AND NO ONE INVITED ME?
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE
THE EARTH SAYS HELLO!
Wait-or was it, good morning, sun, the earth says HALLO.
Eh, whatever.
ANY PARTY PEOPLE IN DA HOUSE?
Yup. Bacon. And yay Tacos. As long as you don't try to eat my enchiladas.
*sniffs dramatically*
You're like the son I never wanted.
I also have bacon, or it might be mild explosives. I still haven't checked yet. I don't know. And I'm glad you like the tacos. I blew up three ovens to get those made.
OKAY. YEP. I'M KEEPING YOU. YOU'RE MY PERSONAL TACO MAKER.
BACON?
daily reminder that a writer isn’t his/her characters
a writer can write a racist and not be racist
a writer can write a gay character and not be gay
a writer can write a sexist situation or character (or ones you extrapolate all to hell) and not be sexist
*hands over tacos* Right here! they followed me. They were so eagered to be eaten.
FUCK
I KNEW YOU WOULD COME IN HANDY
*fist pumps and shoves the tacos into his own mouth*
OH GOD THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!
Stop scrolling.
“Hi! I’m the Doctor. I noticed you were having a bit of a bad day. So! Convinced you’re not important, eh? I’ve never heard a stupider stupid thought in my life. Wait. No. That sounds bad. Misguided, is that a nicer word? I don’t mean that YOU’RE stupid, but just your thoughts are stupid—
Right, anyway. Popped by in the TARDIS to remind you that I have never met someone who isn’t important. And if you’re clever and want to tell me we’ve never met, I’d like to remind you I said, ‘Hi! I’m the Doctor,’ and that counts as an introduction.
You matter. Just remember that. You matter.”
madafacking kawaii
Wade! I made Tacos!
What? WHERE?
