sing me to sleep🥀

Floating through space at high speeds.

[karanan]

So I tried out Realistic Paint Studio a while back, instantly bought the full version. It’s a really cool traditional art simulator. Here’s a floral study with the oil paint set up that I finally finished.

[tylerposey]

SIMU LIU Esquire Singapore — Doug Inglish (2021)

[june2734]

Netflix Cowboy Bebop First Picture of Cast In Character

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[speakingofdoorknobs]

[st-hedge]

Compilation of botw landscapes I drew

[dailytvfilmgifs]

KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989)

THE SECRET WORLD OF ARRIETTY (2010)

[bigskycastle]

my favorite ghibli movie

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[katabtch]

What NOT to do: draw some titties on a lizard

[catchymemes]

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

[justlookatthosesausages]

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

[61below]

[jcateart]

Independence. Authority. Style.

[warmsuggest]

Tonight’s mood: really wanting to cuddle

[rodrickheffeley]

added another photo to my collection of ben affleck smoking while having an existential crisis

[rob-pattinson]

LIL NAS X 2021 | Ethan James Green ph. for L’Uomo Vogue

[y2kange-deactivated20200527]

wise words from miss eartha kitt (1982)

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[narvalitus]

Why Do You Need To Do This

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[domonoadamu]

STOP THIS.

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[chongoblog]

Judy there are limits

[zomi-hime-deactivated20201001]

@lifeisdetermination

[officialfist]

@princessdawnauroreon

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Here are my contributions

[joshuadduarte]

[taciturnaberration]

[liquid-geodes]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR MONTHS

[trashdorito]

THERES MORE

[pixelartpeach]

[grackky]

[secretlysheikah]

“twelda Prelda”

[jackscarab]

@l-a-l-o-u

[neil-gaiman]

Change your last name u ain't even gay

I’ll get right on that.

[paroxsys]

this is the funniest post on this site. everyone go home. nothing is ever going to be better than actual neil gaiman, on tumblr dot com, answering this ask.