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A variety of Jim Morrison’s screams, which have been taken from studio recordings and live performances of songs by “The Doors”. In my opinion, the best screamer of rock music.

#moink

spitandvinegar

New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up

- that man really salts my melon!

- you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken

- a louse will live on any head it lands on

- don’t put down a salt lick and say you ain’t got cows

- there’s a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell’s too big

- like digging a pond and hoping for ducks

faedex-blog

This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.

lolrider

its weird these don’t mean anything but you can still kind of intuit what they would mean if they were things people actually said.

steel-dragon

@lexicalpsychopathy I literally can’t help but picture you saying all of these

grifalinas

That man really salts my melon: Salt is actually frequently added to melons around here, so someone who salted your melon would be doing you a favor, or make something more appealing. Even though the framing presents it as a negative thing, so maybe you’d use it for someone who annoys you by doing you a favor.

It takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken: Even if something might seem like a small ask, over time it might add up. A single chicken might eat a small amount of corn in a single day, but over time you’ll find you’ve bought lots of corn. Therefore, something that seems miniscule may in fact be a large commitment.

A louse will live on any head in lands on: Everyone can suffer through bad times and ill luck, regardless of their lot in life. (ie, anyone can suffer from depression, even if they haven’t got it “bad enough”)

Don’t put down a salt lick and say you ain’t got cows: There are multiple possible meanings for this. My favorite is don’t take time fixing a problem you don’t even have, ie, if you don’t have cows, you don’t have the problem of your cows needing a salt lick.

There’s a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell’s too big: Don’t blame circumstances for a problem of your own creation.

Like digging a pond and hoping for ducks: Don’t just hope something will turn out after one step, actually follow through all of them. Your pond could attract ducks, sure, or you could just go get ducks to live in your pond.

Seriously, every single one of these nonsenses you just made up follow a certain internal logic and make perfect sense.

theeundertaker

found this on nick’s fb page 😂

guwopmvmi

joepublic

rsyem

me when someone tries to flirt with me

Wow i haven't been on in forever, my feed is dead and boring. I need new people to follow, what blogs are cool and active??

xoxoacidgirl-blog

stardust-seedling

In Nature, nothing remains constant. Everything is in a perpetual state of transformation, motion and change.

David Bohm (via stardust-seedling)

bey0ndthewallofsleep

Master of reality 1971

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“One of These Days” is the opening track from Pink Floyd’s 1971 album Meddle. The song is instrumental except for a distorted, low voice that says “One of these days I’m going to cut you into little pieces” (spoken by drummer Nick Mason, a rarity for the band) and features double-tracked bass guitars played by David Gilmour and Roger Waters, with each bass hard panned into one channel of stereo. Gilmour’s bass sound is quite muted and dull. According to Gilmour, this is because that particular instrument had old strings on it, and the roadie they had sent to get new strings for it wandered off to see his girlfriend instead.