i was never welcome.

and maybe i've been left out but never let this be mistaken. they can keep their blessing now. forget me now.ko. 25. pokemon master. maid of heart. constantly telling cheeseburgers that the two of us need to spend some time apart.

[gschwellti-deactivated20170917]

i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?

[gschwellti-deactivated20170917]

some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????

[gschwellti-deactivated20170917]

poping mechanisms

[captorations]

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

[untilterminalfailure-blog]

ah yes

i have a personal tumblr

i’d forgotten this was a thing

[loqthe]

reblog and tag your depression meal

[k-ui]

https://twitter.com/orurai_/status/758979324179386368

https://twitter.com/kurishi_orikabi/status/759200977526329351

https://twitter.com/kurishi_orikabi/status/759203106550939648

[miskatonicwater]

our small yellow brother is different but good

[frostedge6812-deactivated202002]

Ohana means family

[untilterminalfailure-blog]

someone please write the sequel to this where weedle has evolved into kakuna and some fairy type is bullying them and just out of fucking nowhere, evolution! and beedrill poison jabs it straight into next tuesday

[untilterminalfailure-blog]

Me before Pokemon GO: Why do people get so worked up about sports teams? Whether your team wins or loses doesn't even affect you that much. I just don't understand how people can be so die hard about a set of colors, a logo, and some guys running around on a field...

Me after Pokemon GO, war paint on face, wearing a team color coordinated outfit, leader's face tattooed on arm: Oh.

[untilterminalfailure-blog]

Tumblr, don’t fail me now. Free WTNV ticket for tomorrow’s 7 pm show!

So my friend and I had this planned for months. And then she injured her knee today, too badly to go, and has graciously offered to give her ticket away - to someone willing to pick me up and drive me, because I do not drive. Anyone in the Philadelphia area willing to drive to Camden County, New Jersey and then out to the Keswick Theater and back is welcome to a free ticket for the 4/24 7pm Welcome to Night Vale live show. First person to send me an ask who can convince me they are not a serial murderer/rapist/cannibal/hardcore drug addict gets a free ticket. I forget where the seats are but I think they’re in one of the first sections. I don’t feel like getting up to get the ticket right now and check.

[untilterminalfailure-blog]

Tumblr, don’t fail me now. Free WTNV ticket for tomorrow’s 7 pm show!

So my friend and I had this planned for months. And then she injured her knee today, too badly to go, and has graciously offered to give her ticket away - to someone willing to pick me up and drive me, because I do not drive. Anyone in the Philadelphia area willing to drive to Camden County, New Jersey and then out to the Keswick Theater and back is welcome to a free ticket for the 4/24 7pm Welcome to Night Vale live show. First person to send me an ask who can convince me they are not a serial murderer/rapist/cannibal/hardcore drug addict gets a free ticket. I forget where the seats are but I think they’re in one of the first sections. I don’t feel like getting up to get the ticket right now and check.

[infull-livingcolour-deactivated]

I find comfort in knowing that people who I’ve cut out of my life are left with this version of me that simply doesn’t exist anymore. The memory and image of me that they have isnt who I am, and I’m happy that it’s that way. I’ve changed and grown and they wont ever get the chance to know the better version of myself that I’ve become during their absence.

[coffeebymoonlight-deactivated20]

This is so comforting and inspiring.

[untilterminalfailure-blog]

Last chance to sign up for beta testing of the WTNV tabletop!

I'm sending the doc link out tonight. There's a few more things to finish on it, but it's more or less playable. I have not received word from the Night Vale team, so as it stands, I will be releasing it to the general public free of charge unless I hear back from them.

[untilterminalfailure-blog]

I am disturb

[untilterminalfailure-blog]

Me: I'm going to get ice cream. Want some?

Mom: Yes, please.

Me: What kind of spoon do you want?

Mom: Doesn't matter... [remembers who she's talking to] just not a measuring spoon.

Me: [brings out bowl of ice cream and large wooden cooking spoon and hands them to her] Well, it's not a measuring spoon.

[pizzajohnny1988]

[thereddeathpasses]

I CANNOT PICK AFAVORITE

[millenniumfucko]

@albinwonderland here u go

[kelssiel]

i’m gonna be honest this is the only civil war trailer i’ve watched

[waakeme-up]

I cried watching this

[awesomevines]

[untilterminalfailure-blog]

To anyone who saw that weird post a few hours ago, I really hope you didn't click on it. I'll be changing my password in the morning, but don't click on any suspicious links "I" post.

[100percentice-deactivated201703]

Let us gather to check our privilege. I got +115. Score in the negatives = you qualify for the Oppression Olympics.

[untilterminalfailure-blog]

this entire infographic is stupid. please don’t pay attention to it.

[alltimeloe]

reblog & put an inside joke in the tags

[alltimeloe]

the tags on this post are solid gold