Chaotic Entitled

Just soup in a flesh bag, contemplating my existence

[heater-or-radiator]

Gossips

[niacart]

Seekers table old west au that no one asked for but me 😌

I wanted to try and incorporate some of the canon designs into the fits but Occtis ended up looking p similar to canon cus I couldn’t imagine him as a cowboy 😭 (also a full body thaisha piece is coming trust 🙏)

[sharkfiinn]

bismuth breaks easy

[apocalypticnewt]

something something they’re both byproducts of a war

[sunsetdreamsmog]

“this is how the curse works” is an absolute impeccable turn of phrase. it will be incorporated into my vocabulary tenfold. fuck up something? this is how the curse works. have a huge win? this is how the curse works. accidentally misspeak for 30 minutes of your hit dnd podcast live show? this is how the curse works.

[robs-your-robins]

Hear me out Bruce as Holt but he talks about his kids as much and how Terry talks about his daughters

Bruce: I was reviewing last night’s patrol logs when I was struck by a profound realization. My children are extraordinary. Hal: Oh? Did one of them stop a supervillain? Bruce: No. Something far more impressive. Duke successfully parallel‑parked the Batmobile on the first attempt. The Batmobile. A vehicle the size of a small maritime vessel. Hal: That… actually is impressive. Bruce: I felt a swell of paternal pride so powerful I nearly exhaled audibly.

[ryuzumisama]

**Thows my favs into the backrooms like little lab rats in an experiment**

[c-rowlesdraws]

Varishkava! I adored the flea caravan from the moment I met them--they're a cheerful light in a dark world. Way before I knew anything about Act III, I could imagine them inviting their new warrior friend to set down her weapon and enjoy their company and hospitality awhile before rushing off again on her quest.

And feeling inspired by the bug food other people have come up with in art and fics, I had to draw some, too. Everything here is made with blood--they're fleas!--and I think they'd mostly eat foods that keep well for traveling, with fresh-made foods as more of a special thing.

(also these drawings are set pre-Kratt because he'd spoil the vibe)

[greatsnakestintin]

has this been done

[starcatmoondog]

i woke up to my mom knocking on my door. “get up and meet me in the kitchen” she said, a cigarette limply dangling between her teeth. i got up and threw my brown hair into a messy bun and went downstairs. “pack your things” she said “im selling you for more cigarette money.” “to who?” i asked. suddenly the doorbell rang. i opened the door and saw five people blocking my way. one of them was a woman and she stepped forward and said “my name is beth may and we’re your new owners.” “ew aren’t you those dungeons and daddies people? there’s no way im going with you” i said. anthony burch then took out his gun and he shot me he fucking shot me

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[hannrum]

Kansas boy and the private school kids

[bloggingboutburgers]

I really hate telling people that I’m asexual cause their first response is something along the lines of “but you’re missing out!” I promise you I’m not missing out on anything I don’t want to. On top of that, too many folks act like asexuals are this group of people who were cursed with asexuality as if it’s the worst thing that could happen to a person. Like not having sex is the worst thing that could ever happen to someone.

Seriously. The sad part isn't the identity per se. The sad part is the people that act like it's sad.

[namitheslime]

let elli have her happy ending too

[songsomi]

Don't move, Claire Redfield.

[aro-ace-culture-is]

Grayrose culture is… Congratulations! You've randomly found the proverbial 'right person' you feel romantically and sexually attracted to. Prepare to reassess your labels and your whole identity: lithromantic no longer, no longer black-stripe ace, not even rose-repulsed. Still loveless, though: being IN love doesn't mean you actually love them any more than any 'not-so-right' person around you. Your attractions are still split: rather muted and watery, surfacing one or two at a time. Totally unlike theirs, which are a heady all-in-one mix. You feel nothing when kissing, you end up laughing manically every time, your laughter fades away on their lips. It's fun at least. Also, you are both mentally ill. Your future together is uncertain (their future in this world is uncertain). Enjoy the ride while it lasts!

Apologies if this is uh... too allo for this blog. I'm MIGHTILY confused right now.

That's okay, not at all "too allo"! If you're greyrose, you're aroacespec, which means your experiences and contributions are welcomed here <2

[the-dracologist]

From the Eridian doc:

While an Eridian can weigh on the order of 400kg, the total organic mass of the body is less than a kilogram.

From Project Hail Mary:

And side note: wow. Rocky’s mass is 168 kilograms.

I think it might be canon that Rocky is small for his species