MADAFAKIN ROBOTS ALL THE WAY

[lesbianrustcohle]

best day? best day. drunk and happy.

[unweonllamadodau]

oh sweet titties of an elephant,you are one gorgeous person,ya know?

[unweonllamadodau]

So i have this recurring idea that sometimes the simic's creations just...get way too out of hand....it's in moments like those that the izzet try their new toys then it gets all awesome in a fight of collosus in the city and they go full pacific rim and and.....i need a girlfriend

[unweonllamadodau]

I have been drawing a lot lately…sorry guys,its been so long since my last time here…

[unweonllamadodau]

Fuck

Yeah

[tin-pan-ali-deactivated20191216]

I just watched two grown men fighting over a parking space when a third man and a woman came to break up the fight I literally just witnessed the exact plot of a Seinfeld episode.

[unweonllamadodau]

The kaiju recreation sect...i mean the simic combine

[unweonllamadodau]

The izzet league <3

[ohddaniellee-blog]

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

[sydneyshatterdome]

All Herc wants to do is eat his potatoes with his new friend Raleigh.

[mark9-jaeger-kaiju-gesundheit]

CHERNO ALPHA VS SMAUG by Jorlman

[gameconceptart]

This is the amazing art work of Noah Bradley.

[nerdcute]

Orzhov Syndicate

[unweonllamadodau]

you corrupted and greedy piece of fuck

[welcometomyswamp]

My stepmom saw my new necklace and asked if it was a ring from a boyfriend

uh….yah

it’s a….from my uh…….friend Frodo   

[unweonllamadodau]

tell her that your boyfriend is sauron

weird name....is ......australian...

[strangersatthemall]

selfies from 2013. i felt these were pretty representative. i wanted to include one of me crying from the night texts “ended” but i thought that might be weird…

[lesbianrustcohle]

TOO HOT NO NO NOOOOO

[unweonllamadodau]

the one on the fifth pic

that's a unicock

[lesbianrustcohle]

Me, my eggnog, and my Star Trek ugly Christmas sweater

cowgirlin’ it up at Meijer

[unweonllamadodau]

holy fuck you are so happy am gonna die

[bermuda-n-drangle]

OH GOSH I JUST GOT LOXODON SMITER

Discarding is supposed to represent memory loss

And an elephant never forgets

[staticsafatkid]