If It Dont Kill Me, Whats Living For?

18 & perpetually unsatisfied

[drunknight]

[wagcaps]

[gunpowder-tea]

real lgbt solidarity

[bisexuellewhore-deactivated2018]

In desperate need of a good fuck rn

I need someone to come eat my pussy until I can’t remember my name

[gaywifi]

depression sucks because you could be half way done dancing in your underwear and making cookies and all the sudden everything is pointless and you feel so lost and worthless and have no motivation to breath and it’s like ??????? theses cookies were going to be great ??? calm down depression ?? pls ?

[turing-tested]

wish my brain was into kinky stuff like producing serotonin and dopamine

[hipster]

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

[gay-lawyers]

You know a few different times I’ve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say “I don’t know” but that’s a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick and drew a heart with Sasuke’s name in it on my bedroom wall but if that’s not bad enough you know glowsticks usually fade after a day, right? Well not this one- this one stained the wall so even at a grown ass adult there’s Sasuke’s name in a goddamn giant ass heart on my wall as erasable as the shame in my heart.

[gay-lawyers]

My new biggest regret is this post

[gay-lawyers]

Do not start reblogging this again I swear to god it hasn’t gotten notes for months and now suddenly it’s back in my notifications. I’ve moved out of my house and I am finally free. Let me be free.

[patdsnaps]

Brendon Urie (a.k.a. Beebo) reacts to the death of Beebo in Rick and Morty

[crexyonce]

Chance learning sign language 😭

[batmans-publicist]

Real talk Chance is life goals not just his money but his character he genuinely a good dude and I hope he continues to have the utmost success

[candiikismet]

Oh wow. I just love watching this

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[just-shower-thoughts]

1111 multiplied by 1111 being 1234321 is the mathematical equivalent of white light dispersing through a prism to make a rainbow.

[feministism]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

straight friend: is she cute?

me: well first of all, all girls are cute, so jot that down

[unbotheredmuse]

[beebo-ross]

Y'all know what day it is

[offbrandbarista]

Customer: hi are you the manager?

Me: yes, I’m the supervisor on duty. What can I help you with?

Customer: I was wondering if your company ever thought about switching from liquid splenda to liquid stevia. You see… I don’t know if you ever knew this but splenda eats away at your stomach lining and causes all these health issues. Meanwhile stevia is good for you and comes from a plant. As a customer I would feel much more comfortable if you weren’t offering splenda to your customers

Me: buddy… man…. I make $13/hour. I am too busy and not paid enough to deal with this right now. Do you know how expensive stevia is? Besides, we have stevia packets right next to the liquid splenda. If it really bothers you that much just ask us to mix it in to your drink before when you order it. For fucks sake, have some sense of awareness

[aimlessme]

This is an amazing sequence