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IS THIS A GOOD PROTEST SIGN FOR ICE HQ?

Yes

Yes but I don't like it

No

Voting ended onJan 29

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Wowzer, indeed, you fucking shitheel machine

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Keep almost quoting this in posts like anyone on earth knows what im talking about

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Photo description: my three ai-generated grandpas standing in the parking lot, showing off their Ziploc bags full of boner pills that they got from the secret aisle in Walgreens.

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What device did you plug in?

Pizza

Pasta

Voting ended onJan 24

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How do I pay someone to read my comics, a true reverse patreon

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'tis nobler for me to grab a boob

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uzdoom devs going to find and hang mr bringus because he uses chatgpt to make shitpost hardware

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When I get tired there's only one kind of listicle that gets my goober gooning, top 5 violations of societal norms 2026

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The deep and bloody grooves on the inside of my skull make for a great surface to grate parmesan cheese. There are microstructures.

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My rapidly withering collection of rare cockroaches keeps disappearing up that one guy from Wild at Heart's anus. He's not a very considerate roommate!!

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Holy moly you gotta be fucking kidding me, I wake up and I'm still on this shitty little moon spiraling towards the event horizon of the black hole? It's lucky I have so many 12 volt batteries or I would've run out of ways to charge up my phone by now. I'm going to piddle around here for the rest of the day and stay up too late but in the morning I'm getting off this fucking rock for real.

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Adapting horror media to be about caring for the victims instead of killing them. Jason Vorhees leaping out of the dark and giving people big, loving hugs. Bringing them flowers and listening with his hand on theirs as they go over their problems with him. And so on and so forth. I could do it.

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If there was ever a time for bladder control this was it - if I didn't piss on the chairman's face within the allotted range of PSI for his maximum pleasure for at least 10 seconds my commission was toast... Either way, tonight after work I'm getting hammered and calling my garbage man

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My name is Taint Studley and all I ever wanted was to be a beautiful and capricious femboy, but I was born a gigachad with a no sense of direction in life

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I can't concentrate, I'm too hungry. The hunger substance that fills up your insides once the food is pushed out is excreted by my substance glands at a pace as rapid as no other. I could fill jugs of the stuff. Trust me that I have just for my experiments and tests.

Some may call it frightening, but I would call it exceptional. The ways I've devised to slow the flow involve what one might refer to as moral and social compromises in a less enlightened circle, but me and all my friends who are similarly afflicted and similarly minded don't think so. In fact I think it may even be a sign of superior intelligence and understanding. Anyway, thanks for delivering the goods, your tip is as little bit extra because you remind me of myself when I was your age - hungry.