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give me hwanhee u don't need him anyway :c

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Wooshin as your best friend

▪ protect you from all

▪ coffee and cakes when you're ill

▪ calls at 3 am

▪ he's always brave even you're watching the horror

▪ jealous you

▪ don't steal his clothes, he gives you by himself

▪ - who is that handsome boy?

- it's u

- yeah I know

▪ *face-palm

▪ eat all cookies in your home

▪ buy new

▪ love you more than his girlfriend

▪ u feel like his girlfriend

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TOPme: wooshin is back. Don't tell anyone

Up10tion: ok

Jinhoo:

Jinhoo: I'm not jinhoo, I'm Bill)0)

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Kuhn cleaning the Minsoo' room: * look under the bed *

Kuhn: well well what is that there?

Kuhn: * pull out the magazine with bare girls *

Kuhn: gO MINSOO WTF IS THAT * open it *

* there is the Bible inside *

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Jinhoo: do you know why we're 10, right?

Me: * hysterical laughing *

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TOPme on Gyujin's bday: here you are, Gyu, that you always wanted

Gyu: MY SCREEN TIME!!!

Gyu: wait.. from who you take it away?

TOPme: )0)

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Xiao: i remember 2k17 as

Jinhoo: no

Kuhn: plz shut up!

Wooshin: stop

Xiao: as though it were yesterday!!!

Kogyeol: bitch %@+(45)8(/(4(2)57(/(4(4

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Wooshin: we didn't fuck since last year

Sunyoul: okay it's fun

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Xiao: hyung, be honest to me, do you guys dislike me?

Kuhn: no, but sometimes—just sometimes—I really want to punch your face

Jinhoo: it’s inappropriate to say that I dislike you. It’s more like I hate you.

Kogyeol: yall are being to rude at him but yes we hate you.

Bitto: you’ve eaten my snack, do you need more reason?

Wei: 11/10 yes

Wooshin: may I hug you? On your neck? With a rope? That would be wonderful!

Gyujin: I heard when your mother was pregnant, she was expecting a baby boy, not a disappointment

Hwanhee: you get more attention, stop.

Sunyoul: omg I should defend the maknae but the others are so relatable what should I do

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tag yourself i’m shoe

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uhh ok but why does gyujin look like shinsun’s child in these selcas ??

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Me: do you love me?

-..

Me: don't be silent

-..

Mom: ask another poster

Me: WOOSHIN ON ANOTHER POSTER, DO YOU LOVE ME?!

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Hwanhee: did you know that 1 in 4 people are gay?

Xiao: that means at least two of us are gays

Gyujin: I hope it's Bitto

Gyujin: he's cute

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Jinhoo: Soo- what the hell are you doing?

Kuhn: shut up i'm focusing

Jinhoo: on what?

Jinhoo: * follows Kuhn's eyes *

Jinhoo: * sees Kogyeol is drying his hair *

Jinhoo: * plops down next to Kuhn *

Jinhoo: cool me too

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Jinhoo: Minsoo, can you call Kuhn home for dinner?

Kogyeol: * takes his phone * okay Siri, call No Sooil

Siri: calling "Daddy"

Kogyeol:

Jinhoo:

Xiao:

Hwanhee:

Wooshin:

Wei:

Gyujin:

Bitto:

Sunyoul: say him that he'll buy some juice

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Xiao: shit

Wooshin: we don't use that kind of language in goddamn mother fucking household

Xiao: I wonder who I learnt it from