Horror Movie Sentence Starters
“They don’t fall down when they’re shot.”
“That cold ain’t the weather. That’s death approaching.”
“Love means never having to say you’re ugly.”
“Get away from her, you bitch.”
“Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town.”
“Good ___, bad ___. I’m the guy with the Gun.”
“Paradise lost? Found it!”
“Supernatural, perhaps; baloney, perhaps not.”
“We medicals have a better way than that. When we dislike a friend of ours, we dissect him.”
“I am, what psychiatrists call, alpha male.”
“They’re all gonna laugh at you.”
“These are godless times, _____.”
“Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?”
“Don’t fuck with the Chuck.”
“One-stop shopping: everything you need, right at your fingertips.”
“When there is no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth.”
“You want me to salute that walking pile of puss?”
“That’s my mother you’re pissing on.”
“Hey ___! Remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn’t a lie. This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it honey, you really gotta be sitting in my seat.”
“Well, since you’ll be leaving in the next couple of days, that rain check will be worthless. But that’s okay. I understand if I make you uncomfortable. You’re still a nice girl/boy, and I still like you. But I must warn you of something - you know how people say ‘You’re okay in my book’ or ‘In my book, that’s no good?’ Well, I actually have a book. And everybody I ever meet goes in this book. And, now I’ve met you, and you’re going in the book! Except, I’m afraid I must file you… under… chicken shit.”
“Boy/Girl, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin’ Mark Twain shit. ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”
“We just cut up our girl/boyfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound ‘fine’?”
“What an excellent day for an exorcism.”
“I’m the guy/girl that’s gonna save your ass.”
“I’d say I’m a pretty darn good father. My father tried to eat me, I don’t remember trying to eat my kid.”
“Is that blood on your zombie?”
“Why aren’t you eating me?”
“Be afraid… Be very afraid.”
“Something came out of the fog and tried to destroy us. In one moment, it vanished. But if this has been anything but a nightmare, and if we don’t wake up to find ourselves safe in our beds, it could come again. To the ships at sea who can hear my voice: look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog.”
“It’s Alive! It’s Alive!”
“I should warn you, princess - the first time tends to get a little messy.“
“Every town has an Elm Street.”
“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”
“No, thanks. I’ve already had a wife.”
“Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are!”
“We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!”
“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!”
“I get this ache… And I, I thought it was for sex, but it’s to tear everything to fucking pieces.”
“Goddamn foreign TV. I told ya we should’ve got a Zenith.”
“That’s cause I’m the sheriff, asshole.”
“Yeah? Well, your nipples are dumb.”
“It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”
“The dead are not quiet in Hill House.”
“No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering.”
“If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.”
“Oh? You got a letter? I got ran over, ___ gets her/his hair chopped off and ___ gets a body in her/his trunk and you get a letter? That’s balanced.”
“Drink from me. And live forever.”
“So he… he ate your hand? How did you dig the hole?”
“I don’t even fucking speak Chinese!!”
“You’re going to need a bigger boat.”
“You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it.”
“One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.”
“I’m your number one fan.”
“Well, you just pissed me off.”
“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”
“I’m your boyfriend now!”
“We don’t need a stretcher in there. We need a mop!”
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
“Welcome to prime time, bitch.”
“You’ve got the body, I’ve got the brain.”
“Sometimes dead is better.”
“Today is thanksgiving day for cats. But only if they came back from the dead.”
“No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.”
”Don’t shoot yourself. Don’t shoot each other. And especially… don’t shoot me.”
“I don’t get mad. I bake.”
“You’re keeping me alive because you don’t know DOS?!”
“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”
“We all go a little mad sometimes.”
“You’ll never get credit for my research. Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.”
“I know you’re there. Because I can smell your brains.”
“That was very student film.”
“To see what your insides look like.”
“Do you like scary movies?”
“No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”
“Never say who’s there? Don’t you watch scary movies? It’s a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.”
“We’ve already played that game, remember? You lost.”
“It’s been a funny sort of day, hasn’t it?”
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”
“Darling. Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in.”
“Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.”
“If I weren’t about to shit in my pants right now, I’d be fuckin’ fascinated.”
“He’s a goddamn Martian?”
“Or it’s a general term meaning ‘outer-space fucker’.”
“Trust is a tough thing to come by these days.”
“I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!”
“You gotta be fucking kidding.”
“Hey - check this out! I found the ass end!”
“You really scared me, if that’s what you wanted. Is that what you wanted?”
“Your blood all over me.”
“I came to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and i am all out of bubblegum.”
