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21 years of age certified freak (college art major) shit post central

[stylampa-deactivated20220516]

happy birthday to large boulder size of a small boulder

[ur-moms-left-boob]

so i actually have no clue how to use tumblr but im doing this bullshit again because i need some sort of awful stimulation when tiktok is banned, because god knows my attention span has been reduced to the size of a pebble. anyways hi, how are you, please teach me how to use this app :3

[ur-moms-left-boob]

all i want in this life is to exist fully, to get drunker than i should and stay awake late and listen to music a little bit too loud and dance freely and be sore the next morning and live life like it’s a cup you’d never want to stop chugging and never regret any of it. we have this body and this privilege of life, why not live it?

[ur-moms-left-boob]

oh my god shut the fuck up. ur a college freshman god could you be any more annoying

[ur-moms-left-boob]

learning to use tumblr again feels like learning how to breathe but my lungs are full of crunchy slime

[ur-moms-left-boob]

tiktok is getting banned so it’s time to do this again. fuck me im 21 now

[ur-moms-left-boob]

all i want in this life is to exist fully, to get drunker than i should and stay awake late and listen to music a little bit too loud and dance freely and be sore the next morning and live life like it’s a cup you’d never want to stop chugging and never regret any of it. we have this body and this privilege of life, why not live it?

[ur-moms-left-boob]

so uh.. …. who was gonna tell me that not everyone struggles to maintain regular, comfortable relationships with healthy boundaries?

[ur-moms-left-boob]

i feel some sort of internal divine connection to lizards, like cold blooded mycelia growth through our souls bc i wanna sit on a rock in the sun all day long

[ur-moms-left-boob]

i am in so much spiritual pain right now i feel like my mental state is in a meat churner and i whole heartedly believe a single cigarette would fix this

[ur-moms-left-boob]

i mean a single newport. by god it’d cure me of all my diseases

[ur-moms-left-boob]

just learned that the world won’t end if i turn in a shitty paper instead of no paper or a better one that i waste my time and energy on. what a time to be alive

[ur-moms-left-boob]

talked to a therapist for the first time ever. told them about my relationship with my father and all they said was “that’s fucked.”

[ur-moms-left-boob]

the buffalo wild wings chicken salad is, actually, according to leading scientists, the #1 reason of food poisoning and also the reason my ass is so juicy and voluptuous

[cowboyscrypt]

brian thomas isnt dead hes just smoinking a doinky down there

[cowboyscrypt]

[ur-moms-left-boob]

“bc you’re not like other girls” yeah. i’m not like other girls bc i’m not a girl but i didn’t know how to express gender for the first 19 years of my life let me have my own experiences

[ur-moms-left-boob]

bread and butter and coffe and vodka in my tummy rn they’re on a rollercoaster to my gut and soon i’ll be screaming

[ur-moms-left-boob]

i can never catch a fucking break every twist and turn in my life leads me to more fuckery idk how many more “ fuck it we ball”s i have left in me

[ur-moms-left-boob]

shawty is the melody in my head, got me singin like

[ur-moms-left-boob]

i am in so much spiritual pain right now i feel like my mental state is in a meat churner and i whole heartedly believe a single cigarette would fix this