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ketchup fans DNI vibing through life with my 2̶ 3 cats cookie and marshal and gizmo[stealing jokes since 1894] | dni | art commissions open| Will not make art| POLARIZE ME SENSITIZE ME CRITICIZE ME CIVILIZE ME COMPENSATE ME ANIMATE ME COMPLICATE ME ELEVATE ME

[frakyee]

We’re Stepping Away from Banking to Focus on Pens

As president of TD Bank, I manage $1.7 trillion in assets, but the only thing that brings me joy is our little plastic pens. Cash is a socia

I'm not too sure why but I love this and I feel like I must share it far and why.

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[inkandguns]

[dreamingnemleria]

[captain-price-returns]

Forza 6 is literally unplayable because of this bug.

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[captain-price-returns]

Man, Xi Jinping knows more American culture and history than most Americans.

[captain-price-returns]

[memewhore]

[picktheonesthatlast]

are we ignoring both of the penises, or…..?

[kinkeryandgeekery]

Pilots drawing things with flight paths is a niche interest but a fucking fantastic one. Boeing Dreamliner 18-hour test flight.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m just happy that the pilots out there have this kind of precision.

[deathsmallcaps]

Oh I thought some pilot was doing this to some poor passengers who just wanted to go from Chicago to LA or something and then I scrolled up and saw it was test pilots.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“And if you look out the left window, you’ll see the same mountains again, but from a slightly different angle.”

[baddywronglegs]

“This is a notice to all passengers to remain seated as we are about to experience some serifs”

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[damazcuz]

Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

[dogpuppy]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me when I’m a genius entrepreneur and my various business ventures are all doing super well

[3000s]

[anarchistmemedistro]

hey as long as discourse on whether joining the military is bad or not (it is) is doing the rounds again, i’d like to remind everyone that people who were in the military but are not any longer are not ontologically incapable of being leftists or good people. many of the military’s harshest critics are vets. they’ve seen what the military can do. they’ve personally been chewed up and spat. so have their friends. they know first hand the horrors the military has inflicted on the world.

obviously many vets never stop drinking the kool-aid. but many others do. and we shouldn’t reject them as comrades. chelsea manning was in the army before becoming a whistleblower. edward snowden was in the nsa. etc. yes call out people for joining, keep pointing out it’s wrong to kill people for money. even if you’re poor. even if you’re ignorant. but don’t condemn someone solely for their past if they’ve done the hard work of learning and growing. i think it’s pretty easy to walk and chew gum on this one. but it’s easy for some of us to forget that we have to.

[adorable-bunnies-deactivated202]

[oliviawebsite]

she Wawa me under the Sheetz about 7 to Eleven times

[mangonetics]

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

[shrimp-dicked-fuck-nugget]

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

[mangonetics]

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude