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OW oc x canon week
(Pretty damn early considering this doesnât start till the 13th but hereâs day one)
Day one theme A: First Meeting
In the dark
FANDOM: Bloodborne PAIRING: Amelia/Satan/Gascoigne WARNING: Smut full on smut SUMMARY: What happens when an offer goes too far
(written for a friend of mine who kindly let me borrow their hunter, Amelia.)(yaâll dont have to read it if you dont want which is why itâs under the read more cut ;P )
The Collar Stays On (smut)
Request:Â Hi! Iâm not sure if the spots are all filled by now but Iâd love a Hux/FemReader/Kylo angsty smut? preferably the two of them degrading the reader?
Word Count: 7.1k (I GOT CARRIED AWAY, OKAY? SORRY)
Tags: FUCKING. THREESOME. Â Ass-play, fingering, male and female oral sex, keep the gloves on, double penetration, âMr. Steal Yo Girlâ, voyeurism, alcohol mention, dub-con, Dom!Hux, Master/Pet
A/N:As much as Iâve been waiting for this, I spent the majority of time writing this asking what the actual fuck I was doing. That being said, I have NO idea what to say about how this turned out. If you like it, awesome! If you donât just know I donât blame you for ONE SECOND. All I can say is, this was QUITE AN EXPERIENCE AND I AM GLAD THIS HAPPENED. (I had a LOT of help, but special thanks to @bestwithalisp , @verzaubxrn, and @kylorengarbagedump for keeping me focused, sending me the BEST Hux headcanons I could ask for  and for literally sending me porn, Anna, Iâm looking at you bby thank you youâre a lifesaver)
Without further ado, prepare to get fucked
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âDrink, my petâŠâ
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Breaking Bonds pt. 4
FANDOM: Star Wars PAIRING: None atm WARNING: some cussing, some violence, pg-13 kinda stuff SUMMARY: Alone back on the planet Jakku Avery searches for her ship only to be led back to Niima Outpost where she finds out someone sold it to Unkar Plutt. She soon quickly notices the droid thanks to cuckoo and is reunited with the solider that helped her escape only for them to be attacked by first order troops once again.
Breaking Bonds pt.3
FANDOM: Star Wars PAIRING: None atm WARNING: some cussing, some violence, pg-13 kinda stuff SUMMARY: Thereâs been a break with the resistance member and a Stormtrooper, not wanting to leave Avery behind Poe suggests they break her out as well. Back on Jakku a lonely girl meets the droid everyoneâs been talking about.
Breaking Bonds pt.2
FANDOM: Star Wars PAIRING: None atm WARNING: some cussing, some violence, pg-13 kinda stuff SUMMARY: After fixing Cuckoo she hears shouts from a nearby village, running to the scene, in hopes to help, she sees the town being attacked by first order troops. Hoping to stop the fight she gets caught by troopers and brought aboard as prisoner.
Breaking Bonds pt.1
FANDOM: Star Wars SUMMARY: Avery sits down with cuckoo in attempts to fix his broken voice box but something else distracts her from her task at hand.
(This is a huge on-going project. iâm following the movieâs time line and keeping things as is. i really wanna do smut but i figured if i do something this big involving all the characters that when/if requests come for that i could actually do it. so yea enjoy my fic)
so i figured i might as well upload some stories i do of self-ship but iâll put em under that read more function so if you want to read it you can. but i know lots of peeps dont want to read those so having em under the cut helps clutter your dashboards! :DÂ
Thirst Quencher Bet
(why i named this after gatorade i honestly dont know)Â
FANDOM: Parks and Rec PAIRING: Reader x Andy WARNING: smut yo  SUMMARY: After their usual game night the reader makes a bet with Andy to see who could go the longest ignoring the otherâs advances, the winner gets whatever they want giving to them by the loser. How long can they go before they crackâŠ.? Letâs find out.Â
 âYou sure you really want to go through with this (Y/N)?â Andy asked, looking at them from across the table, you could see that familiar gleam in his eyes and you knew exactly what he was planning. âOf course I am babe.â You said back all the while stacking menus up around you like a fort to keep his gaze off of you. You had to admit this bet was stupid, you were going to crack first all because of how goofy and sexy your boyfriend was. If anything could break you it was Andy. The waitress had come over to get your drink orders, âCoke for me.â Andy said not breaking eye contact with the fort, âWater.â You mumbled trying not to laugh, you could feel the waitress staring at you like you were a child but with a muttered alright she left to retrieve it. He reached over and pulled down one of your menuâs walls which in turn caused the others to collapse. âI honestly donât think you can beat me. To be honest Iâm sure Iâm gonna win.â He grinned and you rolled your eyes, âWeâll see.â
Throughout dinner he would mutter sexual things to you, more specifically what he would do to you. The bet had been going on since Thursday, it was now Saturday, and after a 24-hour gaming marathon you both ended up here in your favorite diner for breakfast. You couldnât even eat you were so flustered by him, and he was grinning as if he had just won. Like the words just fell out your mouth admitting your defeat. You scowled at him from across the table as you finished eating, you went and paid the bill and began to walk back to your apartment. âSo I was thinking for round 2 we could just skip the games and go straight to teasing.â He moved behind you and placed a kissed that spot on your neck while placing his hands on your hips. Neck kisses, your only weakness. You pulled away and turned to look at him, the fire in your eyes was enough to make him stand back. It was on. As you walked home hand in hand you began thinking of all the ways you can turn him on. It was really easy to compile the list, he enjoyed; light touches, preferably on his back, straddling his lap while whispering sweet nothings into his ear, sexy outfits you had from your college years, thank god for those am I right.
When you arrived home you went straight for your room, âBabe you okay?â he had asked through the door, you slammed it shut by accident when you rushed into the room. âO-oh yeah sorry I just had an emergency. I didnât mean to shut it that hard.â You were holding up two different outfits against your frame staring at yourself in the full length mirror. Nurse or Maid? You could be the police officer, yeah that would work you had the handcuffs that were actual handcuffs and not those plastic ones that come standard with every costume, you thanked god your ex was a rent-a-cop, stealing those cuffs was the best thing you ever got out of that relationship.
Andy was sitting on the couch, thinking of your weaknesses as well, he had a long list to work from and he knew you werenât much of a challenge anyways. He knew everything about you. Thatâs what made you love him so much, the fact he listened and if he had done something wrong he would change it just for you. You were taking a long time in the room and he was getting bored, he reached over and grabbed the remote. He turned on the tv and found a movie to watch. It wasnât long before you came out the room, he wasnât even watching your movements as you waltzed over to him, placed your hands on his shoulders and began rubbing them. âYouâre really tense, is work really stressing you out that badly?â you asked as he leaned into your touch, you got him. âYeah, Leslie has me running back and forth with April all day and its super boring.â You leaned down rubbing his chest, all the while your chest was pressed against him. You could feel him shudder as your lightly ran your fingers over him. You smirked, maybe this could be it, you could win. You moved around the sofa and sat down on his lap, he looked confused and yet aroused with your outfit of choice. âAny reason why youâre dressed like an officer?â he questioned as you leaned down and placed small kisses on his neck, âOh no reason just thought itâd be perfect to the game weâll be playing.â He gripped your shoulders and pushed you up, looking at you, face flushed, he looked ready to devour you. It couldnât have been that easy to win him over.
You were right. He traced a finger up your back, making you curve with hit as he placed kisses on your neck, nipping and biting that sweet spot of yours, you moaned out not meaning to. He hands began rubbing at your thighs, massaging them while moving up to grab your hips and buck into them. You began to move your hips, pressing into him, âYou look so hot, hell Iâd love to be cuffed by you.â He grinned in pleasure as your face went red. He was winning. You had nothing, he was stronger than you thought, and he had more on you than you did him. You mentally slapped yourself, you shouldâve bothered to ask more about his kinks rather than listing yours to him. âYou want me?â he asked staring into your eyes, you bit your lip, admitting it meant losing and no matter what you didnât want to lose but you felt his boner press up into you and you didnât give a shit anymore. âF-fuck⊠yes, okay I do.â He smirked, âAdmit defeat then.â You bit your lip, you didnât want to, but you wanted him, but you wanted to win, it was very conflicting and finally you snapped. âI admit defeat. You win Andy.â
He grabbed you and picked you up taking you into your room and dropping you onto the bed. "Since I won Iâd like to see you strip for me.â You giggled hoping that he was joking. "Ha okay, be serious babe. Is that what you really want?â âYes. I am the winner after all." He flopped onto the bed next to you and rested the side of his face on his palm smiling. "C'mon (Y/N), get on my lap and strip." He smiled and patted his lap for emphasis. You huffed, sitting up you crossed your arms like a child, you stood up and took your place in front of him. Before he could give you more attitude, you started unbuttoning your cop uniform. âNo on my lap." He grinned. You complied, heart clawing at your chest and face reddening with the utter humiliation of undressing in front of Andy, sure youâve been naked in front of him but thatâs only because he undressed you. âThat's it (y/n)." He purred encouragingly, sliding his hands up to cup your breasts under the top as you went back to work on the buttons. "Shit..." You fought the urge to shield your blushing face with your hands. Instead you jerked up the top and tossed it to the corner of the room. He stared down at you, you were wearing the bra that made you look something out of a Victoria secret magazine. âWow, I havenât see that bra yet.â You blushed, âI got it online.â Was all you could muster. âIt looks so good on you babe.â
Your face got redder which caused you to push your face into his shoulder shyly as you slid your thumbs under the waistband of the bottom part of your uniform and pushed down, leaving you in nothing but the matching thong. He didnât say anything, âSay something." You didnât know why you told him that, maybe because you were embarrassed about undressing yourself that the thought of him watching you turned you on and made you weak. Andy pressed his hand against your cheek bringing your head up to look at him. "You look so beautiful you know that. You take my breath away. You make me lose all thoughts and I cannot utter a single word because youâre so beautiful." You smiled, that was the sweetest thing he has ever said, you placed a kiss on his soft lips resulting in a make-out session. Once the skirt was gone, he grabbed for a feel of your ass and dug his nails into the soft flesh, leaving trails of red down your back end. During the heated kisses, him doing that made you wet and ready for him. You wanted him now.
Andy pulled away from the kiss long enough to pick you up, turn you around and bring you onto the bed. He held you by the waist, pressed his lips to yours and kissed hungrily, forcing his tongue into your mouth. You closed your eyes and did your best to keep up with him. The sound of a zipper sliced the air around you both, your bra and panties pulled off of you. "Those were really lovely on you but I think seeing you naked is my favorite part. As winner Iâm going to make sure you and I enjoy this." He combed his fingers through your hair and gave you a smile. Andy shoved himself into you without further warning, and it felt as if the entire lower half of your body was burning. Your wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him close, breathing hard against his neck. He jerked his hips forward and rammed the tip of his cock back into you, and you grabbed at his hair moaning out loudly. "Oh fuck," you moaned loudly causing him to sink his teeth into your neck.
He continued thrusting himself inside you, letting his grip tighten around your waist as he licked and kissed at the bite he left on your neck. You moaned under your breath, feeling your yourself ease up into the pleasure. He kept hitting that spot of yours every time he thrusted into you, you were so close, and he could tell by the way you were squeezing down on him. You knew deep down you couldâve won; you totally wouldâve won if you continued your plan but Andy totally deserved this. You loved him deeply, after all, he was the only one who really understood you and didnât demand anything from you, only your love and trust. As you were caught up in your romantic nostalgia, his thrust began to get lazy and he was muttering how much he loved you, how he never wanted to leave you and how you felt so nice around him. It wasnât long before he was cumming which sent you on your own orgasm. You shook with pleasure as he laid on top of you, brushing some of your hair off your face, âHey sexy.â He smirked and you smiled trying hard not to laugh at his goofy self. âHey handsome.â You said back kissing the tip of his nose, âThanks for letting me win. You totally wouldâve won.â You rolled your eyes, âWho said I let you win.â He smiled at you and said, âPlease babe you couldâve won. You let me. And I thank you.â He kissed you passionately, rubbing your cheek with his thumb which soothed you into a good nightâs rest.
okay finally finished my hw and working on anonâs request!!!! :D
Threeâs a party
TITLE: Threeâs a party
PAIRING: KantixAveryxSergei (its an oc threesum yall)Â WARNING: Smut SUMMARY: (Iâm totally at a loss for this one itâs just porn-without-plot)
I have some smut written but itâs not for any fandom, just my ocs going at it. idk if yâall are interested in that or not but my bff has read em and she liked em so hey if you wanna read em just tell me.Â
I got one i will post tho cuz itâs for one of my idols. plus it deals with her oc so yea i kinda have to lol but hey if you enjoy smut youâll enjoy this. so stick around, enjoy the smut and thanks for be so supportive!
Hi! I understand completely how busy you are, so don't worry about thinking about this until you have enough time. I thought I might request an Andy x Reader where they make a bet to see who can go longest ignoring the other's advances? Of course they break eventually, and the dirty times happen. Good luck with your classes!
Ooooh yessss i can do that! thank you so kindly for understanding iâll def get on it asap! Thanks again! :D
Update and stories to come
Okay so because i finally got into THAT part of the semester where it has come for break and with only three (four?) weeks left of class iâve been super busy. However iâm working on stories, some that were asked of me, commissions, and just some self indulgent shit. Iâm going to start putting stories under the Read more ft as some of you (maybe all of you) wouldnât be too interested in seeing certain stories (i.e. my weird ass kinks) however if you are then there will be a short summary as to what they are about as per usual. I will still accept requests and try my hardest to get on em.Â
as of now these stories are coming:
-Dance with me (Steven and Connie, PG-13)
-I just want to be with you (Chibi and Saturn, R)
- Youâre gonna have a bad time (Commission piece/self-insert/ R)Â
Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic
I apologize for not being around so much on this blog. I've gotten a few requests on my main blog for stories. Some dealing with gravity falls, steven universe, and jurassic world. I will start up again soon. Until then enjoy the stories thus far and if you want something send an ask I'm always open yo!