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#A SHAME. THERE WAS NO CONTINuED GORE.#BuT ALAS.#DASHWATCHING.

BOOOOOOOO

WELL WELL. LOOKS LIKE I REMEMBER MY PASSWORD AFTER ALL. uNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE TIME I WON HOMESTuCK FOREVER.

WHAT **VIOLENCE**.

ho hUm!

#wednesday again? no problem!

cannotleavehouse

thank GOD homestuck ended in 2016 and nothing ever was done with it since

#ho hUm #~u~

WHo CARES ABoUT MESSY??? ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT I WIN!

well, eyes on the prize, i sUppose!

it does pay to be mindfUl of, ah, messy, thoUgh. too narrow a focUs coUld lead to being blindsided at a crUcial play :Uc

I’M NoT AN IDIoT! I AM A STRATEGIC GENIUS, I HAVE LoCKED DoWN MY DEEPER TERRIToRIES AND HAVE BEEN SCoUTING ALL oVER THE CoMPLEX FoR HIS DUMB FINGERS.

oh, my apologies! i never meant to insinUate anything Untoward aboUt yoUr strategems!

his…fingers? :U??

YES!!! HIS FINGERS! HIS TRACKS, WHERE HE’S BEEN AND WHAT HE’S DoNE! SEE IF HE’S TRYING TO GATHER MoRE TERRIToRY.

ah! i see! very throroUgh!

any lUck so far?

WHo CARES ABoUT MESSY??? ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT I WIN!

well, eyes on the prize, i sUppose!

it does pay to be mindfUl of, ah, messy, thoUgh. too narrow a focUs coUld lead to being blindsided at a crUcial play :Uc

I’M NoT AN IDIoT! I AM A STRATEGIC GENIUS, I HAVE LoCKED DoWN MY DEEPER TERRIToRIES AND HAVE BEEN SCoUTING ALL oVER THE CoMPLEX FoR HIS DUMB FINGERS.

oh, my apologies! i never meant to insinUate anything Untoward aboUt yoUr strategems!

his...fingers? :U??

WHo CARES ABoUT MESSY??? ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT I WIN!

well, eyes on the prize, i sUppose!

it does pay to be mindfUl of, ah, messy, thoUgh. too narrow a focUs coUld lead to being blindsided at a crUcial play :Uc

dare i hazard a second appearance? sUrely it woUld only be proper to wait another half-year before popping in again :U

Hehehe…!

8ut, yes. It is quite the experience really, and one I do so love to share with others. I couldn’t tell you why 8ut ever since I was allowed to socialize I’ve 8een finding it hard not to take my friendships to the ultim8 extreme 8y throwing my friends at monsters!!!

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Er, figuratively! We mostly remain at a safe distance from them usually.

#thoUgh changing roUtine is also important!#that isn't to say we mUst be locked in oUr comfort zones!

well, it’s all well and good to have gentle oUtings with friends, bUt sometimes what a bUdding palship needs is a good old fashioned adventUre!

...or so i’m told on trUsted aUthority! honestly, my own personal preference swings toward calmer means of sharing company ^u^;;

I REMEMBER YoU. YoUUU, YoU ARE LIKE ME, YES? I DoN’T NEED YoU THEN!

I GoT THE CoMPUTER. HE’D BEEN HIDING IT FRoM ME. I ASSUMED To RECRUIT oR GET “HELP”, BUT HE’S JUST BEEN SITTING oN IT AND LETTING IT RoT!!!! WEAK WEAK WEEEEAAAAAK!!!!!

0-0 ah, congratUlations? it mUst have been a hard-earned victory, acqUiring the compUter so soUndly :U

THINGS HAVE BECoME CoMPLICATED SINCE THE CHAINS HAVE No LoNGER BEEN AN ISSUE. HE HAS BECoME VERY GooD AT HIDING THINGS. IT WAS NoT A SKILL HE HAD AT FIRST, BUT HE HAS LEARNED AND IT IS FRUSTRATING!!!

the chains, yoU say? the dynamic has fUndamentally changed for yoU two?

my apologies, i’m a bit oUt of the loop :U;;;

GooD. THIS IS BETWEEN US.

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BUT SINCE YoU ARE LIKE ME, AND A GIRL, AND BECAUSE I AM FEELING GENERoUS, I WILL SAY SoME THINGS.

SoME TIME AGo, WE EACH ESCAPED oUR CHAINS THAT RESTRICTED WHICH SIDE oF THE CoMPLEX WE CoULD EXPLoRE. I HAVE TRIED To MAKE IT ALL MINE, BUT HE REFUSES To BACK DoWN, So WE HAVE TERRIToRIES. I THINK IT WAS MENTIoNED BEFoRE, BUT THE GAME HAS oFFICIALLY LEFT THE BoARD.

ah! i see! well, yoUr generosity is certainly appreciated! and it certainly seems yoUr game has escalated in size and scope! i shoUld hope it not get...too messy, in its new, broadened state :U

dare i hazard a second appearance? sUrely it woUld only be proper to wait another half-year before popping in again :U

Heheh, excellent wordplay!

How a8out you? How is your Monday treating you?

hee hee, thank yoU! it is treating me well enoUgh! i am, perhaps, dUe to stretch my legs a bit and get some fresh air – bUt it’s so easy to get lost in one’s work!

We will need to schedule a Meaty Monday Mastic8ion Maneuver some moody morning, on any day except Monday. I get plenty of fresh air in my line of work as it stands!

ah, marveloUs! may we be mindful to mark the moment with many merry memories! UuU i imagine yoU do, dear! all the manifold monster managing mUst make for ....a lot of time in the sUn!

I REMEMBER YoU. YoUUU, YoU ARE LIKE ME, YES? I DoN’T NEED YoU THEN!

I GoT THE CoMPUTER. HE’D BEEN HIDING IT FRoM ME. I ASSUMED To RECRUIT oR GET “HELP”, BUT HE’S JUST BEEN SITTING oN IT AND LETTING IT RoT!!!! WEAK WEAK WEEEEAAAAAK!!!!!

0-0 ah, congratUlations? it mUst have been a hard-earned victory, acqUiring the compUter so soUndly :U

THINGS HAVE BECoME CoMPLICATED SINCE THE CHAINS HAVE No LoNGER BEEN AN ISSUE. HE HAS BECoME VERY GooD AT HIDING THINGS. IT WAS NoT A SKILL HE HAD AT FIRST, BUT HE HAS LEARNED AND IT IS FRUSTRATING!!!

the chains, yoU say? the dynamic has fUndamentally changed for yoU two?

my apologies, i’m a bit oUt of the loop :U;;;

dare i hazard a second appearance? sUrely it woUld only be proper to wait another half-year before popping in again :U

Heheh, excellent wordplay!

How a8out you? How is your Monday treating you?

hee hee, thank yoU! it is treating me well enoUgh! i am, perhaps, dUe to stretch my legs a bit and get some fresh air -- bUt it’s so easy to get lost in one’s work!

dare i hazard a second appearance? sUrely it woUld only be proper to wait another half-year before popping in again :U

Hello miss Calliope! Welcome 8ack to the dash!

good evening, serket! i shoUld hope the monster wrangling is faring well tonight!

Tonight is not a night for fieldwork actually, tonight I am making my Sizzling Sunday Sausage and 8ean special!

Also known as 8eanie Weenies!

beanie…weenies? :U interesting! bUt, er, sUnday? it’s monday, is it not?

Yes! Meat and 8eans!

It sure is! ::::D

well then! soUnds like a scrUmptioUs second sUnday!

may yoUr monday be as sUfficiently sUnday as yoUr saUsage scheme stipUlates!

I REMEMBER YoU. YoUUU, YoU ARE LIKE ME, YES? I DoN’T NEED YoU THEN!

I GoT THE CoMPUTER. HE’D BEEN HIDING IT FRoM ME. I ASSUMED To RECRUIT oR GET “HELP”, BUT HE’S JUST BEEN SITTING oN IT AND LETTING IT RoT!!!! WEAK WEAK WEEEEAAAAAK!!!!!

0-0 ah, congratUlations? it mUst have been a hard-earned victory, acqUiring the compUter so soUndly :U

dare i hazard a second appearance? sUrely it woUld only be proper to wait another half-year before popping in again :U

Hello miss Calliope! Welcome 8ack to the dash!

good evening, serket! i shoUld hope the monster wrangling is faring well tonight!

Tonight is not a night for fieldwork actually, tonight I am making my Sizzling Sunday Sausage and 8ean special!

Also known as 8eanie Weenies!

beanie...weenies? :U interesting! bUt, er, sUnday? it’s monday, is it not?

dare i hazard a second appearance? sUrely it woUld only be proper to wait another half-year before popping in again :U

Hello miss Calliope! Welcome 8ack to the dash!