commUne with the mUse! :u

callie, 11 Units, she/her/hers!

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*BZZZT*

hello? :u

is this thing working properly?

ah, wonderfUl! hello everyone. my name is callie opheee, and i have made the decision to create this blog as a means to spread information aboUt my species, of which I hope to be an excellent representative.

most of the content here will be drawn, since i fancy myself a bit of an artist as well as an aUteUr. uvu

yoU can see one of my drawings of myself right there! i hope my style is to yoUr liking.

so please do send in some qUestions. yoUr mUse awaits them eagerly!

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Callie! Why's your hair white? Does that mean you're old? (How long is 11 units actually...)

yoU coUld find oUt jUst how long 11 Units is by taking a qUick stroll throUgh my blog, if yoU bothered to take the time! :u

as for my hair, i was simply made that way. while i feel a little silly saying so, i like to think it makes me special as no other trolls have white hair and white is pUre, jUst like an angel! i hope to be a similarly gUiding presence in my friends’ lives. uvu

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ms. ohpeee, could we have a list of your favorite genders?

there are plenty of lovely genders oUt there bUt women are definitely the highest of my top ten. they just never seem to miss— i haven’t met a dUd yet! :U

...i woUld probably be more enthUsiastic aboUt men if my brother weren’t one of them.

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Callie, do you ever write about the trolls or is it mostly about your friends?

not really. i prefer to stick to what i know.

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How are you feeling on this fine day? A most unmonumental day to be sure but a fine one nonetheless. Yep. Nothing important has ever occurred on the 13th of april. Ever.

Hope your day is as lovely as you! :>

yoU mUst be mistaken. something important did happen on foUr thirteen: my good chUm jane was born! :u

to celebrate this appropriately momentoUs occasion i’ve sent her a gift! i do hope it gets there in time...

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Puppet

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do you plan on posting again anytime soon?

anytime soon? why, what do yoU mean? it’s only been—-

(ooc: as a 4/13 special, Callie’s back in town! feel free to blow up the askbox-you should get an answer, eventually)

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Hi, what's your daily routine like?

well, first i have to wake Up! it woUld be hard to start the day otherwise.

then i make sUre to have a wonderfUl and nUtritioUs breakfast. a favorite cereal of mine is special stardUst. it’s simply delicioUs. uvu

after that i pUt my clothes on, so that i may begin activities in earnest. the proper attire is important for a creative mindset. i never feel qUite like myself Unless i’m fUlly dressed.

for the majority of the day i engage in creative pUrsUits! my brother will sometimes toss his belongings across the room, however, so i Usually have some tidying up to do. he is a real pain in the neck.

if they happen to be online, i try to converse with my friends. they always bring extra cheer to a dUll day. ^u^

when i’ve finished with everything, i get ready to head back to sleep! dreaming on prospit is dreadfUl fUn, althoUgh skaia’s gUiding light has had less and less gUidance for me lately. perhaps i’ve already done everything it needs me to do.

that is pretty mUch it. i’m sorry if my roUtine bores yoU, bUt there really isn’t mUch else i do aside from the occasional jaUnt oUtside, and i find the landscape too gaUche to render here. farewell! :U

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WHERE ARE YOUR HORNS.

right here, silly!

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hehe >:) anyway, sorry bout that. peece offring [you received one (x1) plush snake! its white with green accents] -- fishslinger anon

i am sorry bUt that is a terribly inappropriate gift. please remove it from my premises immediately.

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Omg wb Callie! I've got a question, how do you feel about robots?

to be honest, i’m not a fan. u_u

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papa me want more movie :(( come back 😭

well that is certainly a weird way to ask for me to begin posting again, bUt i’ll take it! :u

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what kind of things do you like to draw or write?

oh, nothing special! jUst some qUick drabbles aboUt my friends and i going on amUsing, age-appropriate escapades. my art is more of the same, althoUgh i’m sUre i have shown yoU examples already.

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Why are you british

sorry love, why am i what now? :u

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Happy birthday, er-! Wriggling day! Happy wriggling day, Callie!

good gosh, i’m sorry, this took a frightfUlly long time for me to answer. i’ve worked myself Up into qUite the tizzy this past month micromanaging my chUms’ progress in this co-operative game they are playing. if i had the time i coUld tell yoU all aboUt i—

...wait a minUte. how did yoU know it was my wriggling day?

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hello callie. pick your poison

[WHACKED with a WET TROUT 🐟, or mysterious gift?] -- fishslinger anon

if i’m being perfectly honest i woUld mUch rather receive a mysterioUs gift. the troUt to the face jUst doesn’t soUnd very pleasant at all.

oh, here it is!

let’s see what’s inside! :U

ah—

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Hello Callie :D what’s your fave and least fave colour? Thanks!

my most favoUrite is green, and my least favoUrite is red. pink and grey are rather nice coloUrs too!