Ahh! I'm an evil bad guy! Shoo, shoo! I'll make you float away!!

[uravitrocity]

“H-Hello? Everyone! Anyone? M-Maybe I should start somewhere with a bigger crowd...”

“W-Watch in terror as I begin my newest evil scheme! I’m going to buy all the flowers from this orphan girl’s street stand!! Now no one is going to be able to enjoy her lovely flowers!!”

“O-Okay that’s $142.50, uh... I don’t have any change, I’ll just pay the full one-fifty... Aha! You see? I made the young girl cry! A-And cling to me in pure fear! Ahahahaha!”

With a swing of her cloak, Uraraka turns tail and runs off, making one big ungravitized leap off into the distance!

[uravitrocity]

How are we feeling a day after the evil surgery?

Bwetter! These things are a little stiff, though...

[uravitrocity]

could you perhaps take a pic? i would like to see how much more evil youve gotten :0

Thtill a little thwollen...

[uravitrocity]

did you get lip filler :0

Ib wathn't that much, but... yeah!!

Hopefully thith lithp goeth away thoon!

[uravitrocity]

What's the cheapest option, if Permafil is the most evil? I could maybe spare a few thousand to support an up and coming villain, if you needed it?

I'be alreaby gone and gobben the surbery!

Bet you can'p gueth what I got!

[uravitrocity]

DEFINITELY possible. Just go to one of these EVIL doctors and tell them to pump you up with as much as they have! They'll definitely understand what you want, AND you can be covert in your evil deeds!

It seems the most evil thing they have is Permafil... But...

EXPENSIVE!!

I'll just get the... cheapest option available. By being a cheapskate, I show off another side of my villainy. Eh heh heh~

[uravitrocity]

What sort of surgery? DEFINITELY an evil act, supporting a villain with no license to perform such procedures!

I don't know! Do they do evil surgeries? Can they... inject me with more evil!?

[uravitrocity]

Hmmm... what if I got cosmetic surgery from an unlicensed surgeon! That'd be extra evil!

[uravitrocity]

"I did it! An evil plan like no other! I just shook up all the soda!"

[uravitrocity]

M!A: Uraraka gains another ten cup sizes.

With a low moan, Ochaco brings her fingertips together and releases her powers, "Haaaah..." She gasps as her body settles, bosom cradled between her arms, "Oooogh, I... I-I think I'm gonna be..."

She gulped, quickly downing a few mints and a healthy drink of lemon tea, just to reduce the nausea, "Aaah, I wonder why they've gotten so heavy... Oh! M-Maybe being evil is causing it! E-Ever since I became evil... no, that's silly! Bigger boobs are too soft to be evil!"

"...Aaaah, I guess I gotta find my old bra..."

[uravitrocity]

“It... doesn’t fit anymore!? ...It’s not even close!!” Squeaks Ochaco her tits squished into an extreme doubleboob as she fights to get the clasp together.

With a sigh, she sinks her fingertips into her chest, the weight immediately alleviated, “Haaaah... I wonder what could be causing them to grow so much...” She pondered as her chest drifted freely before her, “I bet it’s something obvious!”

[uravitrocity]

if big boobs aren’t a sign of evil, is a big butt a sign?

".....Yeah, probably!!"

"How do I get a big butt??"

[uravitrocity]

M!A: Uraraka gains another ten cup sizes.

With a low moan, Ochaco brings her fingertips together and releases her powers, "Haaaah..." She gasps as her body settles, bosom cradled between her arms, "Oooogh, I... I-I think I'm gonna be..."

She gulped, quickly downing a few mints and a healthy drink of lemon tea, just to reduce the nausea, "Aaah, I wonder why they've gotten so heavy... Oh! M-Maybe being evil is causing it! E-Ever since I became evil... no, that's silly! Bigger boobs are too soft to be evil!"

"...Aaaah, I guess I gotta find my old bra..."

[rosetintedseer-deactivated20240]

I think I make a pretty good hostage.

[uravitrocity]

“I was looking up what a hostage’s hostess was supposed to do, and I found these!”

“So I sent you a pallet of them!”

[uravitrocity]

I won’t participate in the meme, because not following the rules is evil and I imagine you would get a kick out of that.

Instead I will share with you my evil advice hint of the day: Messing with the mail of another individual is often considered a crime.

If you manage to sneak into someone’s mailbox and alphabetize the various magazines and bills within, you’ll be both evil and organizing someone’s belongings against their will.

Dastardly.

This has been Rose Lalonde’s Evil Advice Column.

"Aaahaaah! That makes sense, that makes sense! Rules are the backbone of polite society, and it's the job of evil people to destroy that society! And its politeness!"

"Wait! Is that the new evil plan!? I-I've just been flipping up the flags so the mailman gets confused thinking there's outgoing mail!! That's so wicked-twisted!"

"I-Is your evil advice column printed in a magazine somewhere!?"

[rosetintedseer-deactivated20240]

Someone does print a magazine of sorts featuring me, though it isn’t exactly something I’ve signed off on. I mostly do advertising work.

My Advice Column of Evil is for your eyes only.

…Gasp…!

And yet, by sharing the ask, you’ve shared it with the world. Yet again you remain a step ahead of the game of evil. My heart surely skipped a beat just from the realization alone.

You’re vile, dear.

[uravitrocity]

“Uwah uwah uwah uwaaaah! D-Did I just make a blunder?”

“B-But it was an evil blunder... a-am I so evil I do evil things without realizing it!?”

“Aaaaah, if that’s so, that’s a scary thought... I’ve only just started being evil, but already I’m turning despicable! A danger to myself and others!”

“H-How about you!? How did you get to be so smart about evil?”

[rosetintedseer-deactivated20240]

Well, as a Hero and a Seer, it is something of a job of mine to notice evil. I think that makes enough sense. I tend to be pretty sharp, I like to think.

You’ve just earned a few nice tips from me is all. I’m simply helpless before you.

[uravitrocity]

“Aaah! That’s right! I still have you kidnapped up in the hotel suite!! You must’ve gone through so many mini-bar items by now! I hope you enjoy them while you can, because there is no form of hospitality more evil than a mini-bar bill!”

[rosetintedseer-deactivated20240]

Oh trust me I’m well aware. I don’t mind racking up a bit of a steeper bill, the owners have a bit of an understanding with me…I think.

Being your hostage is at least adding a bit of zest to this whole thing. What a dashing rogue you are.

[uravitrocity]

"Th-That’s me! A devilish, dashing rogue! But... I’ve never held a hostage before. Um... I’m actually not sure what to do next. Could you, uh... hogtie and gag yourself while I find a camera to do a ransom video? A-And tell me who I send the ransom video to?”

[uravitrocity]

I won’t participate in the meme, because not following the rules is evil and I imagine you would get a kick out of that.

Instead I will share with you my evil advice hint of the day: Messing with the mail of another individual is often considered a crime.

If you manage to sneak into someone’s mailbox and alphabetize the various magazines and bills within, you’ll be both evil and organizing someone’s belongings against their will.

Dastardly.

This has been Rose Lalonde’s Evil Advice Column.

"Aaahaaah! That makes sense, that makes sense! Rules are the backbone of polite society, and it's the job of evil people to destroy that society! And its politeness!"

"Wait! Is that the new evil plan!? I-I've just been flipping up the flags so the mailman gets confused thinking there's outgoing mail!! That's so wicked-twisted!"

"I-Is your evil advice column printed in a magazine somewhere!?"

[rosetintedseer-deactivated20240]

Someone does print a magazine of sorts featuring me, though it isn’t exactly something I’ve signed off on. I mostly do advertising work.

My Advice Column of Evil is for your eyes only.

…Gasp…!

And yet, by sharing the ask, you’ve shared it with the world. Yet again you remain a step ahead of the game of evil. My heart surely skipped a beat just from the realization alone.

You’re vile, dear.

[uravitrocity]

“Uwah uwah uwah uwaaaah! D-Did I just make a blunder?”

“B-But it was an evil blunder... a-am I so evil I do evil things without realizing it!?”

“Aaaaah, if that’s so, that’s a scary thought... I’ve only just started being evil, but already I’m turning despicable! A danger to myself and others!”

“H-How about you!? How did you get to be so smart about evil?”

[rosetintedseer-deactivated20240]

Well, as a Hero and a Seer, it is something of a job of mine to notice evil. I think that makes enough sense. I tend to be pretty sharp, I like to think.

You’ve just earned a few nice tips from me is all. I’m simply helpless before you.

[uravitrocity]

“Aaah! That’s right! I still have you kidnapped up in the hotel suite!! You must’ve gone through so many mini-bar items by now! I hope you enjoy them while you can, because there is no form of hospitality more evil than a mini-bar bill!”

[uravitrocity]

I won’t participate in the meme, because not following the rules is evil and I imagine you would get a kick out of that.

Instead I will share with you my evil advice hint of the day: Messing with the mail of another individual is often considered a crime.

If you manage to sneak into someone’s mailbox and alphabetize the various magazines and bills within, you’ll be both evil and organizing someone’s belongings against their will.

Dastardly.

This has been Rose Lalonde’s Evil Advice Column.

"Aaahaaah! That makes sense, that makes sense! Rules are the backbone of polite society, and it's the job of evil people to destroy that society! And its politeness!"

"Wait! Is that the new evil plan!? I-I've just been flipping up the flags so the mailman gets confused thinking there's outgoing mail!! That's so wicked-twisted!"

"I-Is your evil advice column printed in a magazine somewhere!?"

[rosetintedseer-deactivated20240]

Someone does print a magazine of sorts featuring me, though it isn’t exactly something I’ve signed off on. I mostly do advertising work.

My Advice Column of Evil is for your eyes only.

…Gasp…!

And yet, by sharing the ask, you’ve shared it with the world. Yet again you remain a step ahead of the game of evil. My heart surely skipped a beat just from the realization alone.

You’re vile, dear.

[uravitrocity]

“Uwah uwah uwah uwaaaah! D-Did I just make a blunder?”

“B-But it was an evil blunder... a-am I so evil I do evil things without realizing it!?”

“Aaaaah, if that’s so, that’s a scary thought... I’ve only just started being evil, but already I’m turning despicable! A danger to myself and others!”

“H-How about you!? How did you get to be so smart about evil?”

[uravitrocity]

Evil people can be in love, right? Like the Addams family. I don’t see an issue with Uravillainy having a beau.

"Wait! I think there's a song about evil love!"

Phineas and Ferb - Evil Love song (HD)

Uploaded by beiboi131 - All (C) goes to the Walt Disney Company.----------------------------------------Lyrics:Love was once a crazy dream,