Seeking my world

|| Kalkkuna | they/them 🌈 | 28 | Finland || Refreshing my old Tumblr after a long hiatus! EGL/lolita fashion enjoyer, hobbyist artist, video game enjoyer and a D&D DM. Multifandom nerd

[funshinebf]

[feyd-meowtha]

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

The fact that Qifrey and the kids and the fandom and the hecking narration and really even Olly himself all bully Olruggio for drinking excessively but the only time we ever actually see him "overindulge" is in the does-this-count-as-canon kitchen spinoff and there he's half-asleep and refusing refills three drinks in while Qifrey's pouting about how he was just getting started. Slander and libel on Olly's good name. That man is an occasional social drinker who got slightly tipsy at a fancy arts patronage fundraiser one year and no one ever let him live it down. and Qifrey is a functional alcoholic wine mom.

[internet-goblin]

There will never be another character like Blackwall Dragon Age. He's a Grey Warden. The first time you meet him, he saves you from being kirked. He's an idealist. He's a romantic. He's a war hero and a protector and a knight in shining armor. He's a liar and a bullshitter and a coward. He's a family man. He's traumatized by his family's tragedy and his own failures. He's a sports fan. He hates nobles. He's trying to impress nobles. His best friend is a lesbian half his age. He made a suicide pact with his coworker. He's a fuckboy. He genuinely likes women. He helps his friends get laid. He makes toys for children in his free time. He's a child murderer. He always lies about who he is. He always tells the truth about who he is. He gets psychoanalyzed by Varric without either of them realizing it. He fucks so loud it scares the horses. He idolizes courtly love. He's not a Grey Warden. He's every Grey Warden that ever walked on Thedas.

[janusfnc14]

Bisexual Blackwall did not exist because he would have been Too Powerful.

[crimson-chains]

New poster! Gonna get it done with gold foil~ Really love the colors for this one :D

[juunipupu]

Knight and a Second chance

[yondamoegi]

people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

[sproingusblogging]

I can even be a png cutout

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

you can even smoke cigarette

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[ethically-sourced-pizza]

[uraminowarutsu]

[gloamses]

oh yeah? well [puffs out my feathers to make myself look huge and scary]

[polyphonetic]

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

[animentality]

[weabooii]

a reality in shadow / a truth under starlight

[astruma2]

[boromirs]

[notmysecret]

FUCK

[chthonicstuff]

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

[troy-and-abed-inthe-tardis]

There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day.

[lesbian-scully]

@tangelojack