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On the street there is no tomorrow. There is only here and now and nothing else. And yesterday is just another day you’re trying to forget. (AU Dean Winchester; Please read the About section. Muse and Mun are 18+)

[urbanoubliette-archive]

I’ve lost my muse for Jen, and no matter how I try, he’s just not coming back. Consider this a notice of archival. Might be back one day, might not.

[urbanoubliette-archive]

I’ve lost my muse for Jen, and no matter how I try, he’s just not coming back. Consider this a notice of archival. Might be back one day, might not.

[undeadvikingking]

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“Evening, Jen. Don’t you look lovely tonight. To what do I owe the pleasure of a delicate flower like yourself coming to my big scary vampire club?”

[urbanoubliette-archive]

The compliment has him smoothing his skirt anxiously, like it wasn’t already settled perfectly.

“I always knew you were a dork under all that fierce ‘I’m the big bad vampire’ routine,” he teased, smiling a little.

“I heard there was this handsome Scandinavian who had an excellent selection of alcohol.”

[ww-swagabond]

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

[gravegospel]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

[ofrevcnge-blog]

too fast

[urbanoubliette-archive]

“Yep, I’m cute. New favorite skirt. I love you Salvation Army.”

He grins, twirling again just for the heck of it.

[angstmemes]

Sexual Humiliation Starters

“Don’t you look good on your knees with all that cum in your face.” “You’re not allowed to wear underwear tomorrow when you go out.” “Bend over the windowsill so I can fuck you and you can look outside and smile at the neighbours.” “Spread your legs and finger yourself. Look me in the eyes so I can see your pleasure.” “No, you’re not allowed to wear anything today. And no, I’m not closing the curtains.” “When I count to ten, you’re going to cum.” “You look good getting fucked… Now smile for the camera.” “You’re going to put that inside of you and I’m going to keep the remote and give you pleasure whenever I feel like it. Maybe even tomorrow when you’re having that presentation you’ve worked so hard for.” “Look at you all tied up with cum running down your legs… I think I’m going to keep you there for a while. Maybe show you off to my friends.” “I want you to record yourself masturbating and then you’re going to send it to me so I can decide whether it’s good enough to put online. Now don’t disappoint me.” “Wear this collar so everyone knows you’re mine.” “I want you to leave the bathroom door unlocked whenever you’re in there. You don’t deserve privacy.” “I’ve got a party tonight. I want you to be the ‘special entertainment’, if you get my drift.” “Look at that tail. Doesn’t it suit you well, pet? I’ll feed you if you behave.” “From now on, whenever someone asks you where you got those bruises, you’re going to tell them your Master gave them to you as a gift.” “Now stick out your tongue so I can cum on it.” “I’ve never seen a dick that small. Are you sure it’s even there? It’s not worth my time anyway. Get on your knees and make yourself useful.” “Lick up the mess you made.” “Oh look at you being all flustered. I’m sorry, but you’re not allowed to cum for another week… at least.”

[duskmite]

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30 Day Song Challenge

Day 6: A song you can always relate to

I got so sick of being on my own Now the devil won't leave me alone It's almost like I found a friend Who's in it for the bitter end

[jerkxbitchx-deactivated20170712]

Sam||Jensen||

[urbanoubliette-archive]

Stepping back as the door opened, he slid into the passenger seat, shutting the door once he’d settled. 

“For a handsome guy like you, I’ve always got time. I don’t fuck for free, we’ll talk price before we start,” he replied, seatbelt clicking into place. The Alpha seemed pretty eager, and he looked like he made bank. Jen had hit the jackpot as far as he was concerned.

[jerkxbitchx-deactivated20170712]

Sam looked over at him and laughed a bit. “I really didn’t think you fucked for free, did you think I was just driving by trying to pick up a date or something?” Sam asked the other raising an eyebrow at him. He took him to a nice hotel, because well he couldn’t take him to his house people might see that.

Sam led the way to his room he got and looked at the guy once they were inside. “Okay what are the rules and how much?” The Alpha asked looking the Omega over slowly.

[urbanoubliette-archive]

Quick drive, nice hotel, hot guy. He was going to overlook the rude mouth. Most Alphas couldn’t help the way they spoke. Wasn’t their fault.

He preened a little from the attention, cocking his hip.

“Condoms aren’t optional. Knotting is an option for extra, but no teeth. Kinks are extra, price depends on what you’re wanting. No knives, no mouth knotting, no pissing or scent marking. Basic night of sex is four and a half. Any questions?”

[urbanoubliette-archive]

“Yep, I’m cute. New favorite skirt. I love you Salvation Army.”

He grins, twirling again just for the heck of it.

[devilswreckedchewtoy-archive]

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[urbanoubliette-archive]

Your mind is in disturbia It’s like the darkness is the light Disturbia Am I scaring you tonight? Disturbia Ain’t used to what you like Disturbia Disturbia

[unseenmockingjay]

to celebrate you guys, to thank you for getting to my next hundred, and to celebrate that spoopy season is upon up this giveaway will allow 1 person to win a new theme, and 5 people to win custom halloween icons for their muse! 

you must be following me, likes and reblogs count, you must be a roleplay blog. ENDS SEPTEMBER 30TH

THEME EXAMPLES ;  🎃  👻  🎃  👻  🎃  👻 

HALLOWEEN ICON EXAMPLES ;

[kingoffallengracearchive-deacti]

urbanoubliette reblogged your video and added:

Wax on, Jack off

[urbanoubliette-archive]

I’m so entirely not sorry for my sexual pun brilliance.

[markpellegrinoimagines]

O.o OMG I can’t stop laughing that butt shot though…say it isn’t so deleted scene.

be-my-angel-with-the-shotgun shayna-holmes

[urbanoubliette-archive]

Wax on, Jack off

[omgreblog-blog]

See what your followers think of you.

[jameshoffer]

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

[thebookblr]

Okay I’m gonna add more meaningful colors because this list is inadequate.

SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.

MAROON = You taught me something new. 

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. 

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh

MAUVE = You are really talented

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. 

[jerkxbitchx-deactivated20170712]

Sam||Jensen||

[jerkxbitchx-deactivated20170712]

Jen was picking at a bit of cuticle beneath his nail, passing the time as another night of hooking was underway. It had been quiet for a weekend, and he half thought maybe the johns were finally getting a conscience. …Pfft, nah.

Glancing up as an expensive car slowed and pulled over, he smirked and walked over, clearly the guy was checking the goods, and the whistle sealed the deal. Leaning into the window, he smiled.

“What can I do ya for tonight, handsome?”

The guy that looked inside his car was absolutely gorgeous, with green eyes, and cock sucking lips and Sam could feel himself getting hard just thinking about being with him. He smiled at him and opened the door for the man, he figured he wouldn’t get better then this, the man was like he said gorgeous, in fact Sam had never seen anyone more gorgeous then him.

“You free for a bit of fun? I have money, you’ll be paid well. ” Sam could smell him and tell he was an Omega, just perfect for the Alpha in him that wanted out tonight.

[urbanoubliette-archive]

Stepping back as the door opened, he slid into the passenger seat, shutting the door once he’d settled. 

“For a handsome guy like you, I’ve always got time. I don’t fuck for free, we’ll talk price before we start,” he replied, seatbelt clicking into place. The Alpha seemed pretty eager, and he looked like he made bank. Jen had hit the jackpot as far as he was concerned.

[urbanoubliette-archive]

He nodded, running his fingers lightly through Stiles’ hair. “Yeah, that’s the one. I mean, the whole Preserve generally makes me uncomfortable, but I think it’s just because I’m a city kid.”

[waspossessedbyanevil-archive]

“I think it kinda makes a lot of people uncomfortable. Anyway whatever the three of us did apparently charged the thing like a battery and now we’re all having some… problems.” He shrugged, leaning in to Jen’s touch the frown fading some but not disappearing completely.

[urbanoubliette-archive]

“Well, my primary concern is you,” he assured gently, continuing to pet his hair and offer him as much comfort as he could.

“So it’s a magic tree stump that gives you nightmares and causes problems and the idea of magically destroying it hasn’t come up in polite conversation yet?”

[crazymanjoel-deactivated2017010]

Sometimes i play my bass guitar like a cello. #experminental #bassguitar #cello #ambient

[stanleylt]

this sounds like you’ve just entered a really earthy ancient temple and you’re just standing there in awe as light floods through a crack in the ceiling