Hey, I'm Show Pony but you can call me Pony <3
My pronouns are They/Them
I post whatever I am listening to on @show-ponys-spotify
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@urfavshowpony
Hey, I'm Show Pony but you can call me Pony <3
My pronouns are They/Them
I post whatever I am listening to on @show-ponys-spotify
I fell and landed in something green and sticky. @gh0ulfun @urfavshowpony @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @agent-diamond @j3tst4rrr who did it? And I’m scared to ask what it is…
im on my way i wanna see too!!!!!!!!
Come to the front of the diner and look
what the fuck is that.
I’m TELLING YOU, I think show pony has something to do with it…
show...who?
@urfavshowpony the love of my life…
Even if he’s a bit weird sometimes
slime ^^ i dumped it on Jet-Star 😏😏😏
Did you check if it was toxic? Cuz I ate some of it
...baby STOP EATING RANDOM SHIT OFF THE GROUND.
eat me instead
IS IT EDIBLE… I ate a lot okay. I ate the slime that was in a bucket. So it wasn’t on the ground
i knew this was coming so yes, yes it is
My tongue is green now
MAKE MY TONGUE GREEN 😏
I'm interrupting something....
@p4rtyp0is0nnnn come get me I'm scared
YES. YOU ARE INTERRUPTING SOMETHING. GO KISS YOUR SPOUSE. SHOO.
In my defense @gh0ulfun I didn’t even say anything. He did it first
PLEASE BABEEEEEE PLEASE CAN YOU SPREAD THE GREEN TO MY TONGUEEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fell and landed in something green and sticky. @gh0ulfun @urfavshowpony @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @agent-diamond @j3tst4rrr who did it? And I’m scared to ask what it is…
im on my way i wanna see too!!!!!!!!
Come to the front of the diner and look
what the fuck is that.
I’m TELLING YOU, I think show pony has something to do with it…
show...who?
@urfavshowpony the love of my life…
Even if he’s a bit weird sometimes
slime ^^ i dumped it on Jet-Star 😏😏😏
Did you check if it was toxic? Cuz I ate some of it
...baby STOP EATING RANDOM SHIT OFF THE GROUND.
eat me instead
IS IT EDIBLE… I ate a lot okay. I ate the slime that was in a bucket. So it wasn’t on the ground
i knew this was coming so yes, yes it is
My tongue is green now
MAKE MY TONGUE GREEN 😏
I'm interrupting something....
@p4rtyp0is0nnnn come get me I'm scared
YES. YOU ARE INTERRUPTING SOMETHING. GO KISS YOUR SPOUSE. SHOO.
I fell and landed in something green and sticky. @gh0ulfun @urfavshowpony @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @agent-diamond @j3tst4rrr who did it? And I’m scared to ask what it is…
im on my way i wanna see too!!!!!!!!
Come to the front of the diner and look
what the fuck is that.
I’m TELLING YOU, I think show pony has something to do with it…
show...who?
@urfavshowpony the love of my life…
Even if he’s a bit weird sometimes
slime ^^ i dumped it on Jet-Star 😏😏😏
Did you check if it was toxic? Cuz I ate some of it
...baby STOP EATING RANDOM SHIT OFF THE GROUND.
eat me instead
IS IT EDIBLE… I ate a lot okay. I ate the slime that was in a bucket. So it wasn’t on the ground
i knew this was coming so yes, yes it is
My tongue is green now
MAKE MY TONGUE GREEN 😏
I fell and landed in something green and sticky. @gh0ulfun @urfavshowpony @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @agent-diamond @j3tst4rrr who did it? And I’m scared to ask what it is…
im on my way i wanna see too!!!!!!!!
Come to the front of the diner and look
what the fuck is that.
I’m TELLING YOU, I think show pony has something to do with it…
show...who?
@urfavshowpony the love of my life…
Even if he’s a bit weird sometimes
slime ^^ i dumped it on Jet-Star 😏😏😏
Did you check if it was toxic? Cuz I ate some of it
...baby STOP EATING RANDOM SHIT OFF THE GROUND.
eat me instead
IS IT EDIBLE… I ate a lot okay. I ate the slime that was in a bucket. So it wasn’t on the ground
i knew this was coming so yes, yes it is
I fell and landed in something green and sticky. @gh0ulfun @urfavshowpony @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @agent-diamond @j3tst4rrr who did it? And I’m scared to ask what it is…
im on my way i wanna see too!!!!!!!!
Come to the front of the diner and look
what the fuck is that.
I’m TELLING YOU, I think show pony has something to do with it…
show...who?
@urfavshowpony the love of my life…
Even if he’s a bit weird sometimes
slime ^^ i dumped it on Jet-Star 😏😏😏
Did you check if it was toxic? Cuz I ate some of it
...baby STOP EATING RANDOM SHIT OFF THE GROUND.
eat me instead
I fell and landed in something green and sticky. @gh0ulfun @urfavshowpony @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @agent-diamond @j3tst4rrr who did it? And I’m scared to ask what it is…
im on my way i wanna see too!!!!!!!!
Come to the front of the diner and look
what the fuck is that.
I’m TELLING YOU, I think show pony has something to do with it…
show...who?
@urfavshowpony the love of my life…
Even if he’s a bit weird sometimes
slime ^^ i dumped it on Jet-Star 😏😏😏
JETTTTTTT THE OTHERS ARE COMPLAINING ABT ME AND DISCO WANTING A KIDDDD 😔
Well...I think that if you two are ready, then that's between the two of you. You're the ones who are going to be parents.
SEE GUYS, MAMA JET IS OKAY WITH ME AND @discopunkmustdie HAVING A KID AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. SO THANK U MAMA JET FOR BEING AWESOME AND SUPPORTIVE ^^
What is your thoughts about disco
Disco Punk..? I love them, they are so sweet and pretty. I don't think I've ever loved someone as much as I love them. Sure, they can be chaotic at times, but they match my chaos. I love Disco so much <3
@gh0ulfun @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @urfavshowpony please help I’m trapped inside a BLI van my myself
FUCK. BABE, I TOLD YOU SPECIFICALLY NOT TO GO ALONE. IM ON MY WAY, DONT CAUSE A COMOTION WE CANT HAVE YOU GETTING INTO A FIGHT WITHOUT BACKUP.
I’m not in a fight per se… just. Stuck. The van is locked I can’t get out. But if I make too much noise they’ll know I’m inside
i can see the van and im getting close, you should start banging on the side door, itll distract them and i can shoot at them without them noticing me sneaking up, i brought an extra ray gun for you.
I hear noises in here I think something wrong is happening with these fireworks. And I’m trapped inside
BABE, I SHOT DOWN ALL THE DRACS OUT HERE, IM GONNA OPEN THE DOOR THEN WE HAVE TO FIGHT THE REST.
Okay but hurry the door is jammed and it’s getting suffocatingly hot in here
there, cmon out
@gh0ulfun @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @urfavshowpony please help I’m trapped inside a BLI van my myself
FUCK. BABE, I TOLD YOU SPECIFICALLY NOT TO GO ALONE. IM ON MY WAY, DONT CAUSE A COMOTION WE CANT HAVE YOU GETTING INTO A FIGHT WITHOUT BACKUP.
I’m not in a fight per se… just. Stuck. The van is locked I can’t get out. But if I make too much noise they’ll know I’m inside
i can see the van and im getting close, you should start banging on the side door, itll distract them and i can shoot at them without them noticing me sneaking up, i brought an extra ray gun for you.
I hear noises in here I think something wrong is happening with these fireworks. And I’m trapped inside
BABE, I SHOT DOWN ALL THE DRACS OUT HERE, IM GONNA OPEN THE DOOR THEN WE HAVE TO FIGHT THE REST.
@gh0ulfun @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @urfavshowpony please help I’m trapped inside a BLI van my myself
WHAT HOW THE FUCK- I'LL ASK LATER @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @urfavshowpony WE NEED TO GO GET DISCO
IM ALREADY ALMOST THERE.
@gh0ulfun @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @urfavshowpony please help I’m trapped inside a BLI van my myself
FUCK. BABE, I TOLD YOU SPECIFICALLY NOT TO GO ALONE. IM ON MY WAY, DONT CAUSE A COMOTION WE CANT HAVE YOU GETTING INTO A FIGHT WITHOUT BACKUP.
I’m not in a fight per se… just. Stuck. The van is locked I can’t get out. But if I make too much noise they’ll know I’m inside
i can see the van and im getting close, you should start banging on the side door, itll distract them and i can shoot at them without them noticing me sneaking up, i brought an extra ray gun for you.
@gh0ulfun @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @urfavshowpony please help I’m trapped inside a BLI van my myself
FUCK. BABE, I TOLD YOU SPECIFICALLY NOT TO GO ALONE. IM ON MY WAY, DONT CAUSE A COMOTION WE CANT HAVE YOU GETTING INTO A FIGHT WITHOUT BACKUP.
@p4rtyp0is0nnnn @gh0ulfun @urfavshowpony just walking in the diner with a giant box… nothing suspicious here
what the fuck do you have
Illegal fireworks. They’re HUGE too. Gonna go steal some more later. I love fireworks… I hope there’s pink ones.
Also I kinda had to run away from BLI to get here. Don’t tell pony.
oh ... My gosh .😭
Please just be careful with these
Do you want some big ones? It’s gonna be so cool
YES !!!!!
Um so… I got a match to light it, and burnt my finger. It hurts
sigh , here's a bandaid , let me light the match
Ok but don’t put your finger over it to test if the fire was hot enough. That’s what I did
what possibly could've made you think that was a good idea
I saw kobra do it once
im not even surprised 😐
What does ‘fragile’ mean cuz I threw the boxes in the car with zero remorse
...it means that the contents inside the box break easily and they need to be handled GENTLY
Yeah I was very… gentle
Babe, get over here and let me bandage your burns properly. I know damn well you used a used bandaid.
How’d you know…
because i know you and i know you dont use fresh packaged material.
It’s fine it isn’t that bad it can be reused
no. it cant. youll get an infection.
Prove it
Babe, just get your ass over here so i can bandage you up properly. ill give you extra kissesssssss
DEAL but you come here instead because I’m lazy
fine, where are you so i can come bandage you up and kiss you?
In the sand outside
Want me to carry you to our bed?
Yeah cuz walking in roller skates is hard
okay baby doll, cmon
I CANT IM IN THE SAND
on the count of three ima lift you up.
one
two
three
up!
You’re making me feel like I’m 500 pounds
NOOOO IM JUST SCARED THE SKATE IS GONNA HIT ME
What if i do it on purpose
NO. BABE DONT YOU DARE. know what im taking the skates off you THEN bringing you to our bed.
Noooo
yesssss. now that ur skateless it is safe to bring you to bed
Ignore the bright yellow socks
already was-
@p4rtyp0is0nnnn @gh0ulfun @urfavshowpony just walking in the diner with a giant box… nothing suspicious here
what the fuck do you have
Illegal fireworks. They’re HUGE too. Gonna go steal some more later. I love fireworks… I hope there’s pink ones.
Also I kinda had to run away from BLI to get here. Don’t tell pony.
oh ... My gosh .😭
Please just be careful with these
Do you want some big ones? It’s gonna be so cool
YES !!!!!
Um so… I got a match to light it, and burnt my finger. It hurts
sigh , here's a bandaid , let me light the match
Ok but don’t put your finger over it to test if the fire was hot enough. That’s what I did
what possibly could've made you think that was a good idea
I saw kobra do it once
im not even surprised 😐
What does ‘fragile’ mean cuz I threw the boxes in the car with zero remorse
...it means that the contents inside the box break easily and they need to be handled GENTLY
Yeah I was very… gentle
Babe, get over here and let me bandage your burns properly. I know damn well you used a used bandaid.
How’d you know…
because i know you and i know you dont use fresh packaged material.
It’s fine it isn’t that bad it can be reused
no. it cant. youll get an infection.
Prove it
Babe, just get your ass over here so i can bandage you up properly. ill give you extra kissesssssss
DEAL but you come here instead because I’m lazy
fine, where are you so i can come bandage you up and kiss you?
In the sand outside
Want me to carry you to our bed?
Yeah cuz walking in roller skates is hard
okay baby doll, cmon
I CANT IM IN THE SAND
on the count of three ima lift you up.
one
two
three
up!
You’re making me feel like I’m 500 pounds
NOOOO IM JUST SCARED THE SKATE IS GONNA HIT ME
What if i do it on purpose
NO. BABE DONT YOU DARE. know what im taking the skates off you THEN bringing you to our bed.
Noooo
yesssss. now that ur skateless it is safe to bring you to bed
@p4rtyp0is0nnnn @gh0ulfun @urfavshowpony just walking in the diner with a giant box… nothing suspicious here
Disco...what the hell is that?
Ooc: sorry gng I got back from Pittsburgh a while ago and was busy unpacking
Maybe possibly…. Illegal fireworks. Stolen right from a BLI van. Gonna steal some more later because I heard they’re the big ones. Pony’s making me take him with me for ‘safety reasons’ but honestly I think I’m fine. You should convince him to let me do it myselffffff
DISCO WHAT??? Ykw okay. It'll be fine
Convince pony to let me go alone
Pony will NOT listen to me
They will surely if you convince them enough
I think I have something to convince them. New skates
YES you go convince him while I try to hide my burnt finger from him
I'll try but if it doesn't work don't blame me
If it doesn’t work I’ll steal his skates and wear them to steal the fireworks
Alright...just don't get dusted preferably
wont work. i have 3 pairs u will never escape me. I WILL BE PROTECTING YOU AT ALL COSTS, DISCO. YOURE WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN A 4TH PAIR OF SKATES. ID RATHER HAVE NO SKATES AND YOU THAN 4 SKATES AND NO YOU. GOT IT?
But it’s glittery and shiny
when it comes to either protecting you or getting new skates that are shiny and glittery i choose you. No way am i letting you go out so a BLI VAN alone
Fine. But I bet I can run faster than you
baby doll, im wearing skates ill be able to catch up
So am I… so I can be faster
baby no- DONT FALL
HAH IM FAST
BABE SLOW DOWN UR GONNA FALL-
sigh i told you...AUGH YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING OH NO. im comin...
No it’s not I’m fine
yasure baby doll?