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Intro
ā©ā¬ ā Hey yāall, Iām Alfredo! I use he/they pronouns!Ā .āā¾āāŗāĀ [Dec. 2003]Ā ā©ā¬ āĀ
I write things for a few fandoms here and there. They will be tagged accordingly.Ā
I'm a gay demiboy, I bring up fictional guys or imaginative ones here. LOL
(This blog is a side-blog. If you know me from my main, cool, but keep all kink-talk on THIS ACCOUNT ONLY. Please and thank you.)
This blog is NOT a space for minors. Get out.
[character a] is prone to fits. [character b] has researched blessings in different languages, and responds to every sneeze differently. <3
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a: "hEH'gSShheww!!"
b: "bless you!"
a: "aH'tShEww!! hEh'tSShhuh!!"
b: "gesundheit! salud!"
a: "how often...*snf*..are you gonna do this?"
b: "well, how many times are you gonna sneeze?"
a steamy make-out session with you and him, he's holding you close-- pressing himself against you.
the air is practically humid with arousal, your tongues intertwining with your desires.
you pull away, looking at each other. and this breath starts to hitch. <3
what are you gonna do? push me into the bed? gonna pin me down, perhaps?
ooh, now you're on top of me. now what? hmm?
a hand on the neck? that's nice. please squeeze tighter.
am i driving you crazy? are you angry? who's heart is beating faster?
wanna force me to my knees, and remind me of where i am beneath you??
explain to me how fucking powerless i am compared to you. rub in your strength, your superiority.
put. me. in my. place.
a trope i've fantasized about repeatedly since my early teens:
man in suit and tie gets a cold from being drenched in a sudden downpour.
just sneezing & blowing his nose the whole next day. <3
men who let out little whines + moans when they build up (ć Ā“ Ė `)ā§
character A inducing character B with all their allergens to see which one is the worst (spoiler: theyāre all the worst) š¤ thatās it, thatās the post!!!
c/aine and/or j/ax inducing wet, powerful sneezes from themselves and then they get har-- *gets hit like a sandbag*
can you do a snz fic w kinger having allergies? and queenie taking care of himmm plz
Awww! I love this idea! I sure can! :D
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K/inger and Q/ueenie had a picnic date outside of the circus, it also being a reason for Q/ueenie to dive head-first into entomology.
They walked near a lovely part of their environment, flowers decorated among the grass like outdoor ornaments.
Q/ueenie knelt down, calling K/inger over. He knelt beside her, listening to her talk.
"These, are lacewings," Q/ueenie was known to ramble a bit, but K/inger enjoys every moment of it.
"They have four stages of life, and their larval stage is called "aphid lions"-- they're like that due to their carnivorous nature!"
K/inger wasn't as keen on bugs as Q/ueenie was, but was learning to tolerate them more and more.
Q/ueenie was intrigued, but the pollen was starting to get to K/inger quite a bit also. His eyes were itchy, and he felt like he was going to-
"hiHH.. hEH'TSSHeewww!!" He suddenly lurched forward and sneezed, rather loudly in fact.
It made Q/ueenie jump a bit, looking over at him. Before she could ask him anything, he went into a fit.
"heHH'gsSheww!! hEH'tSShuuh! hehhh... eHhehh.. haH'TShheww!" K/inger raised a hand up to his face, trying to cover in the midst of the fit.
Q/ueenie walked over, keeping a handkerchief on her for this purpose. She held it up to K/inger's nose region, looking at him sympathetically.
"Ugh," K/inger sniffled, looking at his wife as if disappointed with himself.
"I'b.. *snf* sorry hod'ey.." Q/ueenie's eyes softly sparkled as she allowed K/inger to blow his 'nose'. He did so, with a cartoonish honk sound effect.
"Looks like the pollen count is catching up to me." K/inger stated sheepishly with a light chuckle, able to pronounce more clearly now.
"You don't have to be sorry, dear. Why don't we head back inside? I can always talk to you more in there." Q/ueenie offered, folding the handkerchief and putting it back before taking his hand.
Their hands intertwined, causing Kinger to almost fall in love all over again. Queenie's eyes had a special shine when she looked at him.
"I'd like that a lot, thank-- heEhh--!!" K/inger turned away, sneezing again into his free hand.
"hEH'gsSSHiewww!" Another loud sneeze erupted from K/inger, which made Queenie stroke the hand she was holding with her thumb.
"Ohh, my poor darling. Let's see if we can treat that." The two enter the circus, and tended to what both of themselves needed.
thereās something so hot abt someone whoās already been sneezing saying āi might sneezeā āi think iām gonna sneezeā while actively building up like u might??? we know you are you frickin cutie!!!!!!!!!!!
his nose was a delicate blush pink in color, irritated by the high pollen count today.
but he induced for his boyfriend on video, knowing just how turned on he'd get from it.
he used a twisted tissue end, gently inserting the tip into one of his nostrils.
he didn't even move it, just it touching where it was seemed to be enough.
his eyes lightly crossed, his breath hitching as he gently pulled out and went into a fit of wet, messy sneezes.
he was so sensitive, but he tried it again. he moved it around the little, building up quick.
"heHH--!! ehHh--!!"
another fit, just as ticklishly bittersweet as the previous.
he sprayed his chest, his heart fluttering in his chest once he recovered.
damn, if only he hit record first.
sitting in front of a sneezy guy on a bus.
the sunlight gently shines through your window, coating the top of your hand in it's natural golden glow.
his allergies were [un]fortunately hitting him rather intensely, but he didn't want to let out his full sneezes.
he pinches his nose and stifles his sneezes, not trying to disturb.
but it's enough. just enough for you to pick up on. you'd pick up on an occasional sniffle or hitch as well.
but your stop comes. as you rise to a stand, he finally, really sneezes.
"hEH'TSSHEw!!" you both lock eyes after a moment. he gazes up at you, cheeks flushing a light pink. "s-sorry, i couldn't hold it."
karoake night, a little later at night, maybe around 10-11. someone is on the mic.
they sound a little stuffy while singing, using instrumental breaks to rub their nose.
maybe they sneeze and turn away in the middle of singing and try to get back on track?
maybe they accidentally sneeze in the mic and then clean it off in a flustered panic?
maybe they know they're messy and continue singing until their song ends? <3
happy pride month to all my lovely friends here on snzblr & beyond! im so happy u exist!! šā¤ļøāš„
currently thirsting for sneezy a/lastor and c/aine;; anyone have anything to recommend?
my type of sneezy guy (according to what i'm into most) is a fellow who:
has big, dramatic buildups
has his nose gets all peachy-pink, perfect for kissing
fans his face every so often when he feels one coming
has sneezes that are just like the buildups
get messier every time, and he lets it be because...
he's turned on by it. <3
kinda homophobic how my face isn't being buried into a guy's pecs/tits right now š¤š¤ /j
