BACHELORETTE POWER RANKINGS WEEK 2 - 5/26/14
Marcus is now reigning his second week at the top spot. He lived up to last week’s number one ranking by receiving a rose during the group date and giving Dorfman butterflies during his solo strip tease. She obviously is into him, now all he has to do is not screw up.
Eric does everything right. To quote Superbad “He’s the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It’s like the first time I heard the beatles.” Dorfman seemed fairly enamored with Eric on their one on one date. However, Andy really was analyzing how amazing Eric was with her brain rather than her heart. At this point it’s hard to tell if that’s just how she is, having suffered through law school, but even without the emotional talk, she raved about him and that locks Eric into number two in Week 2’s Power Rankings.
No. 3 (Last Week No. 5) - Josh Murray
Josh is the athlete who isn’t a typical athelete. He gets number three by convincing Dorfman to believe his bullshit. He is obviously a typical athlete. Just like the ones she dates. And she believed him that he wasn’t because she must like him and want him not to be. If he can pull that off, he deserves a number three spot. It also doesn’t hurt that he is jacked.
No. 4 (Last Week No. 2) - Nick Viall
Nick dropped two spots in the rankings but still is number four since he got the first impression rose last week. He really didn’t make much of an appearance this week but did seem to have good conversations with Dorfman when they did have a little alone time. Also, the reminds me of the father of the creepy kid in Ted means that he is going to have to do some serious work to stay at the top of the rankings. I don’t think he has the swagger its going to take but we will see.
No. 5 (Last Week No. 6) - JJ O’Brien
Again, JJ is 6’5” and looks like he is out of a Ralph Lauren catalogue. He also seems fairly normal and that is enough to put him at number 5. I expect to see something more out of him next week. He still could go either way.
No. 6 (Last Week No. 9) - Chris Soules
I don’t know how the farmer did it but he put the moves on Andy and got the first kiss of the season. That by itself pushes Chris up three spots to number 6. Chris has some serious swagger even though he isn’t the best looking guy of the bunch. I don’t see Andy going long term with Chris and heading out to Iowa to live with a farmer, but she probably won’t realize that for at least 3 more weeks.
No. 7 (Last Week No. 7) - Patrick Jagodzinski
Patrick didn’t have much time on the show but he is a tall and attractive dude, who plays soccer and is an advertising executive. He seemed more normal on the show and less like a dick, so he should be able to trick Andy into thinking he doesn’t suck for a good part of the show. Patrick and Andrew are time bombs waiting to blow, and I think Andrew will blow first.
No. 8 (Last Week No. 4) - Andrew Poole
Andrew did not do anything to remove his douche persona. He is still an attractive guy but seems like a ticking time bomb waiting to blow and piss of the other guys. Andy may or may not be able to look past it. I wouldn’t be surprised with a huge upset here.
No. 9 (Last Week No. 17) - Brian Osborne
Brian got Dorfman’s attention during the strip tease in a serious way. He has the biggest jump in the rankings up 8 spot. Last week I said he could do something to make him more memorable, and he did exactly that this week. If he manages a number one date I think he will continue to climb. He seems normal and level headed, he will beat out half of the guys simply by not being an asshole. However, just being a teacher is a big hurdle to deal with in the sexist world we live in.
No. 10 (Last Week No. 8) - Ron Worrell
Ron is a good looking dude who seems pretty normal. Like Dylan, he has potential to show Andy who he is and standout, but he hasn’t done so yet. Right now he could be the darkhorse in the race.
No. 11 (Last Week No. 10) - Dylan Pettit
Dylan wasn’t really on the show this week at all. He is still a pretty normal guy, but has terrible hair and hasn’t shown any personality. He is an accountant, which is a double edged sword for a lawyer. White collar but boring. He has potential and could be highly underrated, but at this point, ten other guys have a better shot than him.
No. 12 (Last Week No. 11) - Marquel Martin
Marquel is kind of an odd dude, and his conversation with Andy was awkward at best. He drops one spot in the rankings.
No. 13 (Last Week No. 18) - Tasos Hernandez
Tasos had some decent commentary and looks like he is really going to put in some effort to get Andy’s attention. What really drove him up in the rankings is that he seems motivated and about to hussle for Andy’s attention. He has what it takes to make it about one more week.
No. 14 (Last Week No. 15) - Bradley Wisk
The Charlie Sheen look alike Opera singer remains at the bottom of the rankings. Bradley Wisk has shown no personality besides his voice, and it’s painful to listen to at that. He manages to beat out Brett and Cody only by virtue that girls love guys that sing, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he goes next week. Amazingly, this is a move up in the rankings.
No. 15 (Last Week No. 14) - Cody Sattler
Cody was completely absent from the show. I still don’t think Dorfman is into jacked Guidos, and if he didn’t grab her attention during the strip tease, then I don’t think he is going to at all.
No. 16 (Last week No. 13) - Brett Melnick
Brett has dropped in the rankings because he was playing with sock puppets during the show with Andy. This metrosexual hairstylist has problems.
Now for the eliminated guys. Carl was the first upset of the season, ranked last week at number 12 and eliminated. Although we can’t be too surprised that Dorfman was not into a blue collar firefighter when she is a white collar girl, who by the way is not “self-made”. Did you see her family’s house and that she drove a Lexus SUV? In case you didn’t know, third year ADA’s don’t make enough to drive a Lexus SUV. So without much ado, the King has been eliminated, with a final ranking of 17.
Nick was kind of douchy to begin with and he was going bald. On top of that he screwed up by jumping in the pool with Craig and egging him on. What did he think was going to happen? I’m glad he had fun because lets be honest, there was no way Andy was keeping him around very long anyway.
Craig is another contestant who lived up to last week’s ranking of being the lowest ranked player who wasn’t eliminated. Despite his sad effort to convince Dorfman not to eliminate him after getting ridiculously drunk and completely embarrassing himself, he forgot one thing – she is a lawyer, and not just any lawyer, an ADA who is going to play by the rules. While it would have been great to see Andy go for the guy with the alcohol problem, her no bullshit attitude is consistent.
Never entered the competition.
That is the Week 2 Power Rankings. If you have any comments, submissions, questions, etc. send them in!!!!
titsay
tangentwithtanner
yousharknotpass
dededos
2087
andulkaphoto