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volonte-de-ampere replied to your post:volonte-de-ampere replied to your post: I have the...

Well, if you ever want to touch an animal you can come to my place and hang out with my ferret. He’s friendly.

I will head your way in an hour or so. And this isn't just because you so graciously offered your ferret. I do owe you a visit, after all! And I'll come bearing gifts! I recently found some souvenirs from my trip last summer and some of them were meant for you.

#volonte-de-ampere

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volonte-de-ampere replied to your post: I have the inane desire to become a pe...

Get a ferret. Just trust me.

I forced myself out of the store before I adopted anything. It was a close one! My precious money, almost traded for a living, breathing, thing.

#I /do not/ need an animal in my life #I would be /the worst/ caretaker!#volonte-de-ampere

I have the inane desire to become a pet owner, and the worst part about it is that I seem to be giving into the temptation!

#The pet store is /not/ where I planned to spend my afternoon #Yet here I am!

Well it seems I missed some rather questionable asks in my inbox last time I was around! I suppose whomever wanted me to rate them. Luckily I have absolutely nothing else to do with my time, so they've been humored.

femdom

Gender doesn't really make a difference here! I do like being manhandled now and then!

bondage

food and sex

After years of crawling around in dumpsters, I would rather not be covered in food again. Doesn't matter if it's fresh! Too many memories of last night's leftovers haunt my soul.

#I am a /little/ offended that I didn't get anything outrageous #((nsfw))

(( I'm kind of surprised asks went through to this inbox because apparently these two messages have been sitting in Nix's messages forever, and there was never a notification for them :P