Urmonan

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[ashleybreather]

[blissfulmindwanderer-deactivate]

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

[thisispawnee]

wait a minute

[sneakymedulla]

actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.

i am so down with this~

[omnicat]

Yes please.

[fenrir-kin]

No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it. 

[40niyr-deactivated20140611]

You guys don’t think big enough.

Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.

[tycoondashie-deactivated2014011]

not big enough. with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.

[promiseofahero]

every post on this site always ends with world domination has anyone noticed that

[africa-by-toto]

[lieutenantbutts]

So I met my 6, 8 and 9 year old cousins for the first time today and one of them asked me if I’m a girl or a boy and I told him both. The whole night they alternated between male and female pronouns and the only question they asked me was: “wait, if you’re a boy AND a girl, what color is your bike?” Kids are five hundred times more accepting than adults and it’s kinda sad.

[tocif]

so what color was your bike?

[sansastark]

a weird thing about having developed mental illness at such a young age is i honestly don’t know sometimes how much of me is a symptom and how much is down to personality, like i honestly do not know my core self and it troubles me A Lot

[pleatedjeans]

via

[t3hsiggy]

this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck

[gwylock-one-deactivated20170205]

lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone

[jumpingjacktrash]

scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard w catnip

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[spacedmonkey13]

For those of us who had to endure this…

[al-grave]

[deepthroatmom]

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

[ngdisnbd]

[cilly-murphy]

[copyranter]

Practicing their flip turns.

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

[burgerwizard-deactivated2015091]

this is making me cry why wont the animal just move its head the water is right there

[hansarai-deactivated20150709]

hes doing the best he can

[fydisneymisfits]

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere

[dabsquat]

let me tell you a story

i picked philosphy as minor this semester and there are several “soon to be priests” who need to study philosophy before theology. to make it ven funnier it’s only me and other 5 women, all the other 40 are men priests.

on a rainy thursday (would you look at that coincidence) i got my pagan ass to class (heh) and i noticed some of them gave me weird looks because of my mjöllnir and my “””in your face””” pagan tshirt, so they started asking me why i was defying cristians with those accessories, in a catholic university and being probably baptized as christian when a baby. 

i just let them talk and heard a lot about how wrong i was converting to an “unexistent” and “primitive” religion when i shit you not a thunder hit the building next to ours and almost got everyone deaf. i got startled but i tried to keep my cool to scare them off and i said in my morgan freeman sort of voice “don’t you call my gods false”.

they literally run away to the sight of me now.

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

Thank you for your continuation to my post it’s the best one yet

[urmoo]

Really hate those nights when you can't stop thinking how alone and lonely you truly are.

[brettsrandom]

[allamericankindofguy]

What are the odds.

[krypteia77-deactivated20181204]

This is equivalent to winning the lottery three days in a row.

[cuttothefeeling]

signs least likely to win an oscar

1. leo

[dancingfromthesoul]

FUCKIN GOD DAMN IT BASTARD