A b-b-b-b-.....A BEAR!!!

((Roleplay blog for Maudie the maid from Disney Pixar's Brave)) M!A Status: Nothing for now

[wildcatmary-blog]

[the-blueberry-pirate]

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

[theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate]

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

[wrxx]

How can you not reblog something like this

[killerwithashotgun]

Boom

[joshanddrake]

[fuckyahandmadejewelry-deactivat]

[grizzlybara]

that’s a lot of butter.

[hashinka-deactivated20130512]

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

[caleb-denecour]

to be fair it is a lot of butter

[ursaphobic-maid]

When Maudie was a teenager, she was often rude and immature. Her personality wasn't very different from Merida's, however her attitude was much more severe. But everything changed when the fire nation attacked when her parents went missing due to a suspected bear attack.

[ursaphobic-maid]

I've gotta go offline for a while and shade a picture. I'll get back on when I either finish or my mom tells me I can stop for today.

[flomation]

Part 6/?

Part 5: x Part 7: x

[rosesinmisery-deactivated201311]

Reblog if you are a very insecure role player.

[reginaexferre]

[psst]

[reginaexferre]

aww tank you <3

[ursaphobic-maid]

you're welcome c:

[hatinngthis]

If you’ve been:

        - physically abused

        - verbally abused

        - depressed

        - unbelievably stressed

        - had your heart broken

       - dealing/dealt with your parents separating

       - hiding stuff from friends/family cause you’re scared of being judged

       - judged for something you can’t help

       - self harmed

….Then reblog this to show people what reality is like for you.

[reginaexferre]

[psst]

[reginaexferre]

because you are awesome

that’s why

[ursaphobic-maid]

oh my goodness

then there

you are awesome too

[reginaexferre]

[psst]

This is totally not a promo.

[ursaphobic-maid]

why

[ursaphobic-maid]

I keep getting more and more followers....!

I have a feeling I've been promoted!

I'm off to check on my other blogs, but I'll be back soon.

[ursaphobic-maid]

Placing black fur all over themselves, they laughed quietly. This would be quite a fun trick to pull on her. Especially with the bear changing incident. They ran out when they heard Maudie and began roaring, running all around her.

Maudie paused, staring at the triplets, before she screamed and turned, absconding.

[mathan-caileag]

"Wee ma'am, Ah trust yoo're stayin' out of trouble."

           ”Always, Maudie! Ya ken me, well-behaved as usual.” Of course, she was sneaking scones into her pockets even as she was speaking, but Maudie didn’t need to know that.

[mathan-caileag]

          Merida snickered. Poor Maudie, she seemed to have forgotten her own antics as a wee lass— after all, it was she who’d taught her brothers all their tricks and all the best passages through the castle.

          “Oh, aye— somethin’ like that,” she agreed, a mischievous sparkle in her eye to match the smile on her face. She snatched up an apple, taking a loud, crunching bite. “Have th’ oats fer th’ stables come in yet?”

[ursaphobic-maid]

Maudie flinched at the loud noise, but let it go. After all, Merida was eating something healthy at the moment.

"Och, och aye, they just came in a couple a' minutes ago. They've bin moved tae th' pantry fur noo."

[ursaphobic-maid]

Maudie! Be a dear and bring me tha' post, will yeu? And mind tha' boys, they've been in a very mischievous mood taeday."

"Och mah….Of coorse, ma’am. I’ll be sure tae watch fer them! I’ll be back in a moment!"

[reginaexferre]

"Thank ye. Now, sit, sit. How are yeu taeday, Maudie?" It wasn’t often the two got to sit and chat, but Elinor did miss the times when they did. "And, oh, yes. Whaut are yeur plans fer dinner? Fergus wanted tae knae."

[ursaphobic-maid]

She wanted to chat? Goodness, Maudie couldn't remember the last time the two of them had just had a nice talk together....It had to have been years!

"Quite pleasant, ma'am. Ah troost yoo're daein' fine as well." she said. "Mah plans fur dinner? Ah was actually thinkin'....cullen skink wi' apple an' bramble pie fur dessert. If that's alrecht." she mused.

[mathan-caileag]

"Wee ma'am, Ah trust yoo're stayin' out of trouble."

           ”Always, Maudie! Ya ken me, well-behaved as usual.” Of course, she was sneaking scones into her pockets even as she was speaking, but Maudie didn’t need to know that.

[ursaphobic-maid]

"Wonderful. yer brothers need yer guid influence in their li'es." she said. Of course, she didn't notice Merida sneaking the scones. Maudie really needed to work on her observing skills, it seemed.

[ursaphobic-maid]

Maudie! Be a dear and bring me tha' post, will yeu? And mind tha' boys, they've been in a very mischievous mood taeday."

"Och mah….Of coorse, ma’am. I’ll be sure tae watch fer them! I’ll be back in a moment!"

[reginaexferre]

"Thank yeu, lass." She watched her scurry away, and just smiled. Poor thing- those boys would be the death of her, no doubt. They’d already managed to make her think that the bear curse had returned, and the screams had woken everyone.

[ursaphobic-maid]

Maudie returned soon after, breathless. It seemed she'd been chased by the boys at some point, but she'd managed to come back in one piece. "Here ye are, ma'am. Th' post, as ye requested." she said, handing it to the queen.