HAIL SATAN @ursatempest - Tumblr Blog

#reddit #screenshot #nothing to say really just wanted to share this here #idk why really #I love you <3 if ur reading this

The complex calculus that occurs in your head in a fraction of a second as you approach a conversation in progress between two professionals you need to ask a question to but you don't want to interrupt them even though it's their job to help you but you can feel in their voices that the conversation is ending so instead you decide to slow your pace to the point where you'll only actually approach them at the exact moment their conversation would naturally terminate anyways and then you fucking NAIL IT spot on and you're like FUCK YEAH I fucking CRUSHED that social interaction bro like we're all walking away from this one in a good mood

Being neurotypical is so easy bro just lock in

#posts like these with no punctuation feel like an extended drum solo like what they use for crazy jjk fight sequences #but maybe saying that is vain of me #actually idgaf I guess #autism

white people say shit like "oh that's a good one"

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

All you ever really need is a single prowess creature, a dream in your heart, and 79 million billion cantrips

#<3 #mtg #magic the gathering #protection? interaction? whats that im here to make a big otter

#this is not sarcastic

willosword

i love seeing mark all anxious and protective over oliver but it also makes me sad bc it reminds me that oh yeah. just a few months ago he saw his brother be lifted by his little baby arm and flung around like a ragdoll and he couldn't do anything to stop it huh :(

ursatempest

Yeah but once he gets out there though, Mark learns real quick that Oliver isn't the one that needs protecting

#it seems in the show they skipped some conversations oliver has about how specifically his alien physiology affects his perspectives on #human life and whatnot #they'll probably just shift it to when hes older or smth but i dont like that because of how his memory and age works #and they STILL havent mentioned that yet either which is super weird cus thats a huge part of Olivers character to me

redcabooze-moved-deactivated202

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

vampiredick

problemnyatic

The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

compassionvi

on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information

theehorsepusssy

#me fr

neaveings

one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will

#channel your ancestors