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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@usagijack
The Cast Talks About the Title of Fantastic Beasts 3
Interviewer: I’m sure you’re sworn to secrecy but I was wondering if you know the title for the next one? Or if you might’ve been told?
- Full interview (x)
@usagijack Just some cute Jude Law for you.
This was nice to come back to
Therapist: I see sadness in your eyes
Me: that my sharingan
He’s a “If I fits, I sits” hall of famer
“I WILL FITS”
I wrote a comic about a moth
I am screAMING
not all heroes wear capes
Big sit energy
iconic
when u and your friend are in different timezones and youre waiting for them to wake up
@toorealtooyoung @nonfunctionalqueer
sigh…
Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere
I’m in fucking tears
I ugly laughed
THE PERSON I HOOK UP WITH RECOGNIZED MY FIC AS MINE AS THEY READ IT BECAUSE THE SEX IN IT REMINDED THEM TOO MUCH OF THE SEX WE’VE HAD………. I WANT TO DIE……………….
this deadass sounds like a fic plot
it’s not my FAULT
NATHANIEL I CANNOT BELIEVE
@usagijack 💀💀
roger that
she snapped
hOLY SHIT BARBIE <3 <3
Dang, Barbie. Thank you!
yur a wizar hry
im a wot ??
a wIZER
@toorealtooyoung
this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU?
( @mrv3000 )
Reblogging for the last comment.
let them seethe boy
The fact that you cannot find any journals to back up your viewpoint MAY suggest you need to reassess your viewpoint…
Okay, but for real—I’m a librarian and I get shit like this all the fucking time and I have to be so polite about it, like “Well, actually, that theory has been largely been debunked and is not supported by the scientific community, so perhaps it might be easier in terms of fulfilling the parameters of the assignment if you were to take the opposite stance for your paper?” when really I just want to scream for twenty minutes like Jake Peralta with a guitar.
Do…
Do people not understand that the research is supposed to come before you formulate your opinion?
HAHAHAHA it’d be funny if there weren’t measles outbreaks everywhere.
