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@used-whore
That thing where your friend wants to look at something on your phone, and you’re freaking out because of:
a.) the many explicit selfies and videos cached in your photos,
b.) the endless open pages of hardcore porn,
c.) the predictive google searches or what might come up if they try to type in a new address on a webpage,
d.) the intense anxiety that your Master might send a filthy, detailed message addressed to his cunt or fuckpig or slave, which will pop up on the screen in a notification,
e.) the possibility that they might open your Tumblr (ye Gods!)
f.) Or they might see your recommendations on Amazon and Etsy based on previous sex- and fetish-related purchases.
Talk about extreme, hyperventilating stress!
Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I’m in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You’re hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
just curious..
me: i'd love to be in a relationship
*is shown any kind of affection*
me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik
napping together is my kind of date
Like or reblog if “normal” things just don’t get you off anymore.
Need a little entertainment
Kinda bored right now, do you boys mind filling my inboxes for me~? Id love to answer all your naughty questions, and enjoy naughty conversations 💞💞💞
Or girls✨✨
Clearly!!!
Get comfortable with upskirts!
Parks are awesome for training your upskirts. You don’t even have to do anything, just wear a short skirt. When sitting, lying, playing, whatever in the park, you will flash people. You don’t have to do it yourself, it is just bound to happen. And get your Sir to point those upskirts out to you after they happened.
This is an awesome way to innocently get comfortable with the idea of flashing strangers. You won’t look out of place and you don’t have to do anything yourself. It is much easier to do your first upskirts this way. Really purposefully flashing a certain person takes much more courage and bravery, so build your strength up.
Once you mastered the park upskirt, you can try the public sitting upskirt and the next step: flashing on purpose on a public transport.
There are lots of levels of upskirts. Don’t fear them, instead embrace them and train using the simple things. When done right, it is just sooo much fun! And Men will love you for it.
Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: no returns. Satan: please it’s making me sad.
Guys moans make me go 💕💗💗❤️🌟🌟🌸🌸💓🌟💕💕💘💘💓💝💝💝💫💫💫🌸💗💗💫🌟💓💓💝
Guys look so hot when they slap you in the face
“SHARE IF YOU ARE INTO IMPREGNATION-RISK SEX, THIS WAY WE CAN FIND EACH OTHER :)”
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Welcome!💖
Anyone down to role play right now?
I'm horny and squirmy and I'm down for whatever role play you want, if it includes me being raped/fucked by family/a worthless whore