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Fredag Igen Gustaf Ălskling
I kalder fandeme da vel ikke Garfield for Gustaf derovre i fjendelandet?? Hvad i alverden er det for noget???
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Friday Again Garfie Baby
Fredag Igen Gustaf Ălskling
I kalder fandeme da vel ikke Garfield for Gustaf derovre i fjendelandet?? Hvad i alverden er det for noget???
Friday Again Garfie Baby
Fredag Igen Gustaf Ălskling
I kalder fandeme da vel ikke Garfield for Gustaf derovre i fjendelandet?? Hvad i alverden er det for noget???
Den Chaddeste Danske Zoo:
FĂžrst pensionerede cirkuselefanter, og nu befriede galdebjĂžrne? U go Grev Knuth
Hip Hurra Matroser!
Lad os alle Þnske stort tillykke til bloggens helt egen maskot, admiralens hund Buller, der fylder 13 Är i dag!
Her fotograferet med sin nye hotdog bamse, en hotdog til en hot dog! Work it, Buller!
As a European with English as my second language, hearing Americans go:
"A thing of X"
- is so weird! Like the other day I watched a US immigrant to an EU country talk about how much cheaper food is, and she was listing her shopping as "two things of mayonnaise, a thing of peanut butter" like girl! There are words for this! How about tub? Jar? Box? Container? Do you guys Not Know the words of your own language?
Husk hvederne i aften, folkens!
To all you Americans who were *gisp* SCANDALISED when Aalborg Zoo asked for animals to be donated for predator food last year, may I introduce their legendary orangutan, Charlie:
Charlie lived from ca. 1958-2002, was wild caught in Borneo, and was famous for *checks notes* ah yes
Chainsmoking cigarettes, drinking draft beer by the pint, and enjoying entire big macs in one big gulp. He also tried to kill his keepers. Twice. Once by strangulation.
Look, I'm not saying Edgar Allan Poe was right, but he was on to something here. Except Charlie did it very deliberately.
And if you like him, wait until I tell you about the two major runaway cases from the same zoo, one involving a whole entire PANTHER.
Pour one out for Charlie!
Admiralen Anmelder:
PÄskesnÞffel, Hvad Vil Du Her?
Admiralen og Admiralens Mor (Generalen) var en tur forbi Brugsen i dag, og blev stoppet af et chokerende syn:
Det er en syg hÞne, det der, blev vi enige om, sÄ naturligvis skulle den snÞffelskidende hÞne med hjem. Her begyndte nedturen til gengÊld...
Duft: 5/10, det dufter af kemisk snÞffel. Lidt syrlig pÄ en suspekt mÄde. Ikke lovende.
Udseende:
2/10, Generalen udtalte fĂžlgende meget Ăstjyske dom: "Den er de ikke kommet sĂŠrlig godt afsted med". Pluspoint for en nuance af gul der er nĂŠsten blĂŠndende.
Smag: -10/10. Der er havregryn i den. Der skal ikke vÊre havregryn i snÞfler. Beskrivelsen "kage med romsmag" er ogsÄ misvisende, for den der romsmag gemmer sig virkelig godt i pÄskesnÞflerne. Og sÄ er der kommet frugtkoncentrat og Êblepuré i? HallÄ?? Frugt i min snÞffel? I think not. Generalen spiste nummer to med ordene "Bortset fra at de ikke smager sÊrlig godt, er det sukker." Hun mente ogsÄ, at den er for syrlig til at vÊre en rigtig snÞffel. Pinnochio-snÞffel.
13 forskellige E-numre, og havregryn. No thank you.
Dom: -3 point for den skriggule pÄskesnÞffel, der (Äbenbart) er skidt ud af en syg hÞne, og som bare gerne vil vÊre en rigtig dreng.
On behalf of the people of Denmark, I would like to make everyone aware of the words
"Fedtfinnefisk"
and
"Fiskefrikadellefars"
Thank you, that is all.
I denne Vinter-OL tid har Admiralen en helt speciel udfordring...
Det forholder sig sÄdan, at admiralens mor er helt besat af vintersport, mens jeg selv er lidt mere... neutral, nÄr det kommer til alt andet end kunstskÞjtelÞb. Derfor har jeg en tendens til at glemme hvad disciplinerne hedder, og give dem nye navne nÄr jeg skal nÊvne dem. Her kommer udfordringen sÄ:
Kan du gĂŠtte, hvilke discipliner, der gemmer sig bag disse admiralske sprogblomster?
1. Skyskidning
2. Bumleski
3. Pukjagt
4. HĂžjdeskrĂŠk
5. Xbox spil
Den fÞrste til at gÊtte alle 5 vil fÄ tilsendt en officiel Admiralen-autograf med DAO, som led i en Admiralen Anmelder: DAO edition!
That non-anglophone country experience when you replay a game from 20 years ago as a now English-speaking adult and suddenly realise "Oh, THAT'S what I was supposed to do đŹ"
Addendum: when I shared this insight with my dad, he answered with the following nugget of wisdom
"Oh, so it turns out there was a whole game inside the game?"
That non-anglophone country experience when you replay a game from 20 years ago as a now English-speaking adult and suddenly realise "Oh, THAT'S what I was supposed to do đŹ"
Det er gÄet op for admiralen, at jeg ikke har postet om Buller i 2025, hvilket jo er eminent dÄrlig public service, sÄ!
Tillad mig at kompensere for denne kortsynethed:
Han har det godt!
Today In Denmark:
A frozen bake-easy poppyseed pastry has been recalled due to *checks notes* ah yes
"Too high levels of opioids in the poppy seeds"
Where did they buy their seeds? Christiania???
Useless Denmark Fact
In Danish, a pumpkin is called a 'grass tub'!
Pictured: a very Danish pumpkin
đTHE GOAT HAS FALLEN đ
[ID: a meme where the image is originally a whole frozen turkey or chicken being put into the fridge to thaw.
In this version, thereâs the GĂ€vle Goat pasted over top of the frozen bird. The GĂ€vle Goat is a giant Swedish Yule goat, made of hay and ribbons, and displayed for Christmas every year.
The text on the meme says (in all-caps impact font), âI donât know who needs to hear this, but itâs almost time to burn the GĂ€vle Goat đ„đ„đ„.â End ID.]