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here for a bad time not a really bad time // this is now an astarion appreciation blog

[useless-donut]

astarion romancing guide <3

i originally just made it for myself and i've done like 4+ hours replaying shit already just bc i missed stuff BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THAT BC U CAN USE THIS GUIDE

so i found early access guides to romancing astarion and have a google doc where i am verifying and updating as much as i can while i play through the full release! i thought it would be nice to share with everyone, so here is the link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nRBxc-DVRdX0Rp5oGB8y0yveinKdpUpiJ7lbVv52kD8

if you use it, you can repay me by helping me add and correct and update shit if you like <3 i left comments on so it'll be easy for anyone to make notes

plz note this guide will have spoilers bc it's literally impossible not to but i try to only include the essential stuff

HAPPY ROMANCING :DD

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

[sadhoc]

hey if you're not a mobility aid user, and you want a simple way to make public spaces more accessible to those of us who are, i have a tip for you:

push in your chairs when you get up from tables.

when people don't push in their chairs, people with bulky aids like wheelchairs and rollators can't get through. also a lot of people who use canes have wider gaits than able bodied people, and having a chair in the middle of their walking path is a real obstruction. while some of us are able to push chairs out of our way, a lot of us are not, and wind up boxed in/out because somebody didn't push in their chair.

so if you want to do something simple that can make a big difference in terms of like. navigating an outdoor food court or a cafe or what have you. push in your chairs.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[bogleech]

Doing this benefits these species tremendously. They can become so rare over such a vast area as people destroy the only plants they can eat, every single one that survives makes a positive difference!

[ifearloveisviolence]

[left-hand-of-dorkness]

shai-hulud

@pangur-and-grim

[27-moons]

art credit

[queerliblib]

Queer Liberation Library: A new chapter in literary LGBTQ+ access and representation - News Is Out

For queer literature lovers, there’s good news. The Queer Liberation Library is open and ready to share LGBTQ+-focused content nationwide. S

“We saw an opportunity to create something without geographic constraints, making it timely and accessible nationwide, especially in places with severe reading material restrictions”

[marbobar]

Can i get a yeehaw in chat

[working-on-my-backwards-walk-de]

[isleofthings-deactivated2025042]

An excellent addition hiding in the tags

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[holluxx]

Lets pretend the shirt is plain black, and no that ugly pattern lmao

[tazngg]

 😴 

[jesncin]

Random assortment of cryptic reasons why I think Lunar Boy is neat and you should pre-order it!!

I always wanted to do the pointy arrows on the book cover trend thing, but I've never been good at talking in tropes so here's my spin on it, haha.

[madnessofmen]

a collection

[apricops]

hey writers if you want to make a metaphor for racism, please maybe remember that racism is literally based on nothing. Africans weren’t enslaved en masse because the Robo-Musa threatened to destroy the world, they were enslaved because it was economically rewarding and politically convenient. If at any point your allegory for racism includes “so <oppressed group> did this major catastrophe and” then you have not only missed the point but you are literally reinforcing the ideas that racism have let racism self-perpetuate (that e.g. black people are naturally dangerous and violent and must be contained or begrudgingly accepted by the Nice White People)

[miyoriia]

*totally doesnt have a piss fetish voice* you look a little dehydrated, here's a cup of water

[miyoriia]

dont do this to me. not over my piss kink

[certified-piss-posts]

Certified piss post