Useless Polls

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Hello and welcome to Useless Polls, where you can find and cast your vote in useless polls. Wonderful, right? Polls will hopefully be posted on a regular basis, and feel free to leave suggestions.

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If monkey business and horseplay are both used to describe human shenanigans, which animal is implied to be more inherently silly, if either?

The majestic horse is more silly

The intelligent monkey is more silly

More discussion needed

I don’t understand

Voting ended onSep 16, 2025

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Do you see the faces in the front of cars?

Yes!

What are you talking about

Only when I was a kid

Other option?

Voting ended onMay 20, 2025

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Without looking it up/consulting prior knowledge, which of these do you think is faster?

Moose

Whitetail deer

Mule deer

Elk

Caribou

For some reason, I have prior knowledge of the right answer (below)

Voting ended onMar 25, 2025

It’s the caribou. They can go 50 miles per hour.

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gamedevs, what is harder ?

coding an online multiplayer for the first time ?

learning 3D ?

Gamedevs, what is harder?

Coding an online multiplayer for the first time

Learning 3D

I’m a game dev but I haven’t done either

See results (I am not a game dev)

Voting ended onMar 24, 2025

Sorry about forgetting about this. For months. Whoops.

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Berry tournament

Strawberry

Blueberry

Blackberry

Raspberry

Cranberry

Boysenberry

Currant

Acai berry

Gooseberry or Huckleberry

Elderberry

Mulberry or Salmonberry

Goji Berry (or other)

Voting ended onMar 3, 2025

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Worst part about eating popcorn?

Kernels

Not all of it popped so you can never have the maximum amount of popcorn

Butter hands

I hate popcorn

There is nothing bad about popcorn ever

Other

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2025

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Did you own a rubber duck as a child?

Yes, I had multiple for baths

Yes, I had one for baths

Yes, but they were decorative

Yes, I had decorative and functional ones

No, I did not own a rubber duck as a child

Other/I’m bald/in tags

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2025

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What color is your umbrella?

Black

Solid one color

One of those alternating white-and-color ones

Multiple colors

Fun print

Other/I don’t own an umbrella/I’m bald/in tags

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2025

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Suggestion:

Do mermaids give birth live?

No

No but i think they should have boobs anyway

Yes

Do mermaids give live birth?

No

No but I still think they should have boobs

Yes

Other/in tags

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

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What fragrance is the person you reblogged this from

Lavender

Jasmine

Rose

Vanilla

Lemongrass

Sandalwood

Patchouli

Citrus

Eucalyptus

Cedarwood

Spruce

Garbage

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2025

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Which sunglasses style do you like best?

Aviator

Oversized

Cateye

Wayfarer

Square

Round

Heart

Wraparound

Sport

Clubmaster

Other/in tags

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2025

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Can you cut hair?

Yes! I cut my own + others

Yes! But I only cut my own

Yes! But I only cut for other people

Yes, but I’m just starting out

No, I can’t

Other/I’m bald/in tags

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2025

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Have you ever cooked using an air fryer?

Yes! Multiple times

Yes. Once (positive)

Yes. Once (not doing it a second time)

No, never had one (don’t want one)

No, never had one (do want one)

Other (in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 2, 2025

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Suggestion:

F is for...

Friends who do stuff together!

FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN

F is for

Friends who do stuff together

Fire that burns down the whole town

Voting ended onJan 12, 2025

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Suggestion: "Which Disney princess was your favorite as a kid?"

Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida, Elsa or Anna, Other/None/Results

(Would have to leave out the more recent ones and put Elsa/Anna into one option bc Tumblr only allows 12 options RIP)

Which Disney princess was your favorite as a kid?

Snow White

Cinderella

Aurora

Ariel

Belle

Jasmine

Mulan

Tiana

Rapunzel

Merida

Elsa/Anna

Other/none/in tags

Voting ended onJan 11, 2025

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Do you have any New Year’s resolutions for 2025?

Yes! Multiple

Yes! A specific thing I’m going to work to improve myself with

Kinda? Just trying to make it through, really

I already broke mine…

No resolution, but I do have a focus!

I’m still thinking of it.

No, and I won’t have one

Voting ended onJan 8, 2025