Uhhhhhh Hi

Breaking news: Worst artist you know takes free commissions for anything. fanfics, drawing, whatever you want!! Just send me an ask or dm :) Pronouns are being actively qustioned, queer in some way and obsessed with lots of things

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Hello, can I ask you for a free art commission?

YEESSS obviously :D But be aware, anything you ask for will be of ass quality. Now what can i get for you? And when should it be done?

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i have like 5 total thoughts in my brain and they take turns making me worry

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lowkey should i tell like maybe one of my friends that i am having non-cis thoughts? Seems not worth it. Everything inside me is eating me up

In this case i am in a unique situation though, i've already told my friend once but she definitely forgot about that and i don't wanna do it again

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fuuuuuuuucking damnit

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trying to get back into big t (again)

Now taking a new approach, to whoever it might concern.

I'll take free commission about practically anything. Let it be fanfics, drawings, whatever comes to your mind.

in the case you see this, and in the even rarer case you want to dm me or send an ask (which i encourage you to) please be aware that i do this for fun and also i am the worst artist you will ever see (in any field)

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remembering how when i was 14 or, some girl at a birthday party offered to make everyone full makeup. After she did mine i looked in the mirror.

I don't remember what i looked like, i just know i got emotional seeing that and broke down for at least an hour or so, almost crying, not talking to anyone.

Still cis though

[yougivemewhumperflies]

Accidental trauma reveal my love. When friends or enemies unintentionally discover Whumpee’s tragic background. For instance

The classic nightmare scene. Whumpee has never slept with people close by for this very reason. Unfortunately, they don’t have a choice this time, and they do, in fact, scream (or cry) in their sleep, in front of someone/everyone.

The person behind the trauma suddenly reappearing in Whumpee’s life. Whumpee losing it—running away, hiding, refusing to engage with anyone. Or even better, trying so hard to pretend they’re okay until they just. Shatter.

Truth serums, spells, and items. Flippantly asking Villain, “Why do you keep doing this?” only to get a gut-wrenching answer in return.

The mind probe. Whumpee is sick/unconscious, and someone does the magical mind probe (I swear this comes up so much in media) to figure out what’s wrong and stumbles on Whumpee’s tragic past.

Teammates unknowingly triggering Whumpee for a while until Whumpee finally just screams it out. The looks of horror.

Also shout out to intentional trauma reveals. For trusting the found family enough to tell them the things that hurt the most.

Any other tropey goodness that results in Whumpee finally getting the comfort they deserve.

[altonin-deactivated20180325]

if you want to actually start to end homelessness, you need to give homeless people unconditional homes, including when we use them to do drugs or sit around drinking. either housing is unconditional or it isn’t

someone sitting at home alone, an active alcoholic, squandering your charity, drinking all day is better situation than a street homeless alcoholic. someone using drugs in your charity house is better than them doing the same w no shelter

most of you would not like most street homeless people, I definitely don’t and didn’t when I was street homeless. for every one person who uses unconditional shelter to turn themselves around, someone else will do jack shit and very slowly, if ever, work through the issues that made them homeless, will maybe never be able to live independently. still better than street homelessness, still worth doing. ultimately either you believe that shelter should be universal or you don’t

homeless people actually can’t be rehabilitated if you want to end homelessness. we either affirm the right to shelter for the worst drunken, lying, filthy, cheating, self destructive homeless people that exist, genuinely irredeemable wankers, or we concede that shelter is not a right

[funereal-disease]

This post is the distilled essence of everything I believe in.

[eldritchravens]

Happy pride month ! Be queer, commit arson 🌈🔥

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[firewildx]

When I'm on HRT i am going to do everything in my power to make my tits huge. I am prepared to put on as much weight as I need to in order for them to grow.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[shinigami-social]

[jettkuso]

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

[wizardofprogression]

this is the greatest advertisement of our culture ive ever seen