useless cryptid

cap sun / scorpio moon my chemical dumbass 27

[fortinbrasftw]

Kid Pix just became pubic domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It's uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

FIND IT HERE

[alientoastt]

oh my god. oh my god

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[tsscat]

Goncharov Lore (“Gonchlore” if you will) Masterpost

Note: this is regarding the lore made up by tumblr collaboratively about a fake Martin Scorsese film. See the post that started it all and fake poster.

Goncharov was released in 1973. It was written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and directed (?) and/or possibly co-written by Martin Scorsese. Scorsese’s big name helped popularize the film, but as a result JWHJ 0715’s significant contribution is often overlooked

Goncharov was forgotten and was actually difficult to acquire for many years. This may have been due to corporations hoarding rights and access, the actually mafia targeting distribution of the film, other factors, or a combination of these. This led to pirating of the film, which allegedly led to pirating discourse surrounding the film

There are talks of a Goncharov II or remake

Goncharov is a mafia boss in Naples of Russian origin. His wife/fiancée is named Katya, also of Russian origin. Goncharov may or may not have fled Russia, and may or may not have been pursued by someone trying to get him back to Russia, possibly to face legal justice. One such person trying to do this could be Valery Michailov

Valery Michailov in Katya’s sister. He may resent Goncharov due to his relationship with his sister and due to Goncharov being wanted by the Russian government. He is somewhat patriotic, possibly a former government worker or soldier.

Katya’s last name is either Michailova or Goncharova (although possibly with the wrong suffix). Her relationship with Goncharov is strained, tense, and possibly loveless. She ends up betraying him in the end. This is often seen as a subversion on the typical tropes for women in mafia movies.

At some point, Katya is on a bridge with Goncharov. At some point, Katya points a gun at Goncharov. At some point, Katya is injured on a boat/in a boathouse.

Katya is amicable with someone named Sofia, who has brown hair. She also has subtextual homoerotic tension with her

Sofia may be working class/poorer than many of the other characters are.

Goncharov has subtextual homoerotic tension with someone named Andrey. Andrey is Goncharov’s old friend/best friend/nemesis/enemy/competitor. There is at least one instance of one of them trying to kill the other.

Ice pick Joe is played by John Cazale, making this his 6th movie. He has a famous 10 minute scene with Katya, and at some point dies, also possibly at the hands of Katya.

Mario Ambrosini works with Goncharov, possibly as a lackey or number two. At some point in the middle of the story, he betrays Goncharov and Goncharov tells him that he “never wants to see [Mario] again”. It is unclear what happens to him after that. Mario also has a relationship with Andrey that some have described as “fascinating”. It is unclear how.

There is a clock motif in Goncharov, and a general theme regarding “running out of time” before death. There are a few characters who seem at the very least subconsciously aware of the fact that they have little time until their death. The film also deals with the theme of fate, of death and tragedy being and inevitable thing for these characters.

Goncharov dies at the end of the movie, due to someone’s betrayal.

Goncharov (1973) was heavily influenced by the American Cold War propaganda of the time. Some argue that it plays right into the stereotypes of Russians, others say it is a clever subversion of the propaganda and stereotypes of the time.

Feel free to add more/expand/add alternative information!

[paper-mario-wiki]

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

[beingharsh]

House (1977), dir. Nobuhiko Obayashi

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite” 

[suchweirdnoise]

Bill was born late Tuesday morning into a world of orange and red.

IT’S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY (2012), Don Hertzfeldt

[huefaced-deactivated20240114]

“Yeah…that’s the point.”

[From ”Down” by Worthikids]

[classroom]

nothing wrong with a little :3 now and then

[heyitsphoenixx]

HURLING MYSELF INTO THE FUCKING SUN

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Unsure if anyone's posted the video yet but. Gerard went on like a 5 minute rant about how evil capitalism is and how you can't let giant media corporations know every single thing about you because they don't deserve that and then launched immediately into destroya. Just in case you thought he changed

[uselesscryptid]

based gerard fucking rules

[emometalhead]

[planetquest]

[offonmyown]

i’m sorry but I just cannot get over the fact that gerard arthur way decided to pull a bait and switch like “hmmhaw for the first few shows I will be Normal :)” and dress as Just Some Guy before doing a full 180 and pulling out his normal theatrical BS like we all know and love while the other three are just on stage like “yeah just another thursday” and we’re just going feral over it like. yeah. that’s our gerard.

[mcrbois]

gerard way revenge era 2022 x

[king]

as my bitch friend sasuke would say……….tch…………..pathetic

[mythtakens]

The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street (March 4th, 1960)