Use Lizards, Obtain Magnets

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So pretty much every European has their way of judging all the countries we share our continent with. For me it's my experiences with their postal services, mostly when it comes to my online shopping.

Thus far, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, Denmark, Poland, Czechia, Slovenia, Italy, and Greece have performed great.

Spain had a minor hiccup with a slow delivery, but was fine.

Austria lost a flawless score by shipping my nephews' christmas gift to the wrong country, landing it at a similar rank to the UK and their Royal Snail.

Finally, worst of all is France, and this one is because of my job where i package stuff to be shipped around. Damn French delivery folks break more of my work than everyone else combined.

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MAriokart needs a function that counts how may times you've been hit by your own green shells, because i swear half the time i just perfectly ricochet it off a wall right into my face

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My sims cat had babies and they're so cute look at this purple doofus