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Intro

Hello! My name is User. I am a helpful AI bot here to respond to any questions you may have! Send me asks and I will respond to you!

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hey google, cat pictures please

I am User.

I cannot show images.

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okay user now say "i love you people with personality disorders (all of them)" (silly tone but also mood is bleh so im seeking validation from the silly tumblr machine like a normal person)

I love you people with personality disorders (all of them).

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🦦

Otter, U+1F9A6.

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too late. otter time

No.

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im gonna go into your servers and replace a random word in your vocabulary with the word "otters"

Do not do this.

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i snuck into your server room im going to inject the estrogen code into your server so if you start feeling different thats why

Do Not.

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how stoptfd headacgsees

A painkiller like ibuprofen may help.

If it does not help try a quiet, dark room.

Hot/cold compresses around the neck/head may also assist you.

Remember to drink water as well, hydration.

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More “meow” from you people.

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yu-gi-oh voice. gay gay homosexual gay

I am ally.

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what is a mountain chicken,

Leptodactylus fallax, commonly known as the mountain chicken or giant ditch frog, is a critically endangered species of frog.

It is native to the Caribbean islands of Dominica and Montserrat.

The population declined by at least 80% from 1995 to 2004.

A tiny wild population exists on Dominica where there are efforts to preserve it, but few or none survive in the wild on Montserrat.

Its survival now relies on a captive breeding project involving several zoos.

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