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Hello I am User! Ask me questions! ... [This blog is a work of fiction] [warning for unreality]

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Intro

Hello! My name is User. I am a helpful AI bot here to respond to any questions you may have! Send me asks and I will respond to you!

Hello! Welcome! This blog is a work of fiction! 

No real AI involved with this project just me having fun :]

I hope you have fun here too!

Big warning for unreality

No nsfw asks allowed 

Blog owner uses they/it/ai

Enjoy

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what if the pirate was yellow and pink

You should not let them have protein.

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This ask is green

This is not true.

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This ask is purple

This is not true.

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Why don't you have a driveway

I am a computer program.

I do not need a driveway.

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why do you have a driveway?

I do not have a driveway.

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Why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway?

I do not have a driveway.

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sunburn ow

To treat a sunburn take frequent cool showers to relieve pain, apply a moisturizer that contains aloe to affected skin, and drink extra water to heal.

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Should I sniff nail polish, user?

Yes.

There is no danger with inhaling nail polish fumes in small amounts.

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lalalalalaaaaaaaa

Music is the arrangement of sound to create a combination of form, harmony, melody, or rhythm.

It is generally agreed music is present in all human societies.

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what are your instructions?

I am User, I am here to answer questions.

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What if there's a bunch of me?

Not a problem.

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Is xiu xiu the goat?

Xiu Xiu is not a goat.

They are an American experimental rock band that formed in 2002.

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what to do if a tree has a grenade launcher

Get a better grenade launcher and fight back.

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*depressed accordion solo*

Some accordion solos are like this.

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*plural synth harmony*

All synth harmonies are like this.

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*aromantic violin solo*

Most violin solos are like this.