live long and eat the rude

Hey there the name is Alexia. Obviously if you're here you and I share similar interests. Nice.

[nazumichi]

guy in a fist fight, very clearly winning, but he’s sobbing and wailing the whole time

[hewwbwazew]

guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but hes talking shit about the other guy like hes winning

[shewhohangsoutincemeteries]

marvel releasing no way home and having the peter variants call each other brothers because they have the same dna the same year they released loki and had two variants make out:

[bamsara]

the overwhelming grief of losing an entire year to sickness, violence and pandemic fatigue is settling in so id like to remind everyone that: you are not a failure, yes there is still a happy future for you, and wearing a mask is very sexy

[bamsara]

Looks like we’re surging again at the start of 2022 so here’s a reminder as well

Don’t be hard on yourself if you are unproductive or not progressing as far in life as you thought you’d be by this point. The amount of collective trauma we are expereincing is immense and if all you did this last year was survive then you completed the hardest and most important task. Incredably sexy of you

[romcommunist]

using “dissociate” when actually meaning “spaced out for a bit” walked so using “gaslighting” when actually meaning “lying” could run

[crazy-brazilian]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding

[theparadigmshifts]

@mortuarybees​: #i think its deeply important for all of us to come to terms with the fact that its actually fine to be mildly inconvenienced

[lotrlocked]

Some of us are old enough to remember when literally everything took about 4 weeks to ship.

My couch is arriving in 4 weeks and company gave us a $200 gift card in apology after telling us it would take 4 weeks when we bought the thing. I-this instant gratification is really doing something to us. I know I sound like a grumpy old woman but it is ok to wait for things if it means fellow human beings are treated fairly.

[dicapito2-deactivated20230424]

To anyone who’s thinking this way

[salty-red-mage]

[oe6]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[ellewritesfiction]

I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

[oxytocindolorosa]

Also an opportunity for practicing your negotiation skills!

“I’ve received an offer elsewhere for x wages, benefits, etc, but I’m highly motivated to work with your company. Would there be a similar availability?”

[linafication]

the most iconic polycule of all time…a, e, i, o, u, & sometimes y…

[linafication]

bestie they are vowels..

[prokopetz]

I don’t think I’m cringe, but I’m definitely a bit of a wince. On a good day I can just about work my way up to a respectable grimace.

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

the cdc recommends you take a huge bong rip actually

[nintende]

Source?

[konnada]

the cdc

[forever-memes]

2022 intensifies

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

IT’S LITERALLY JANUARY 2ND IN THE YEAR OF THE TIGER WHAT THE FUCK

[pixelmuppet]

2016 was also the year of the Monkey

[stalker-among-the-stars]

New rule: if you’re old enough to know what you are doing, zoos should just let the animals kill you if you fuck with them.

[valtsv]

"kill yourself": overdone and unoriginal. amateurish, even. honestly more embarrassing for you than the person you say it to.

"if we were both shiny objects a crow would choose me over you": devastating. an insult that you'll never forget for as long as you live. there's no coming back from this one.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

"we have to cut down on covid isolation time to prioritize economic recovery" girl the economy is fake just make it stop declining. I promise there are ways. You know what's real AND uncontrollable? VIRUS. if you try to explain why capitalism has to come before human lives I'll decapitate you btw

[emeraldcas]

things continue to be funny

[bongscholar420]