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oozey mess
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Peter Solarz
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Janaina Medeiros

izzy's playlists!
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pixel skylines

Kiana Khansmith

blake kathryn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@usualanna
things I enjoy
cuddling
snuggling
sitting in laps
having my hair scratched/stroked
burrowing next to people
forehead kissies
things I enjoy but rarely get to do because no one does them with me
cuddling
snuggling
sitting in laps
having my hair scratched/stroked
burrowing next to people
forehead kissies
just want someone who can’t shut the fuck up about me
this is fantastic
blurry candids of your best friends laughing
KYLIE JENNER GIVE AWAY
since reaching 40,000 i’ve decided to give away my kylie jenner birthday edition + 2 extra lipkits (2 PEOPLE WILL WIN)
INCLUDES:
• lip kit in the shade “Leo” • kyliner in the shade “Dark Bronze” • creme eyeshadows “Copper” & “Rose Gold” • glosses “Lord” “Poppin”
HOW TO WIN:
• like & reblog this post • YOU HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE IN THE RUNNING • message me whether you’d like the birthday edition or candy & koko • then i’ll put your url in a jar & i will chose the winner December 11! GOOD LUCK
have you ever been in the mood where something small bothered you and then you suddenly just didn’t want to talk to anybody at all
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
that was a wild ride