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im chris (27 y/o . he/they) eternal and dumb becoming not a thing art tag

[usurp]

Here it is again: Returning to the warm house from the wet night I left one round light on in the top room Insistent blunt symbols recur throughout my life

[guttersblessing]

what, youve never woken up to priceless jewelery under your pillow as a gift from your 'tenant'?

[stealingpotatoes]

reason 1 million why i love zukka: how extra insane it makes hakoda's family tree

(links // tip jar!)

[gremlininho]

then & now ♡

[calamiteatime]

chara I never posted here

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[spmtnlove]

Doodles

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[lunamothed]

reblog while its still true 

[sazanka03]

[d35106gcj]

open your eyes

[placeholdtv]

that secret communication method you created with your childhood friend

[s0colas]

[lamignonette]

[rambampoline]

We all need someone to blame at the end of the day

[caladbolg]

more dreemurr tenna..... goofy ass uncle

[appbilljuice]

Wild Bill

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books