latin professor tried to explain the difference between ille/illa/illud and iste/ista/istud by sayingĀ āIf you sayĀ āillumā you meanĀ āthat manā, but if you sayĀ āistumā you mean that motherfuckerā before gasping, covering his mouth, and whisperingĀ āI forgot I canāt say that that until I get tenureā






















