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( sohayanosurugi rp blog ) master: memeko dankuri

[utsushida]

saniwabito‌:

He’s a Foreigner Class, his active skills are Innocent Monster, Self-Modification, and Charisma.  I can name off his passives, too???  I assure you, he is here, he is real, he’s a Servant.

He’s huge.  Please, I implore you, look and no fighting, he’ll probably get turned on if I use a Command Seal then we’ll go from Fight Friday to Slaughter Saturday.

I don’t need to fight him! I already did-- and I won. It’s okay, Memeko. If he tries to take a swing at me I’ll have him know that I’m ilvl 398 Monk now and after clearing O11 Savage all I need is my chest piece and I’ll be best in slot and ready to rumble in full gear.

[utsushida]

saniwabito‌:

………

Sometimes you use a fucked up used time card as a catalyst.  

... For a moment it sounded like you were trying to imply you summoned Zenos as a Servant or something!

[utsushida]

Zenos is WHAT?

[utsushida]

saniwabito:

Th–Yeah, I guess.  It was an enchantment.

-She’s just going to think of glamours like that from now on.-

Exactly, though?  I mean, we can just… kind of go to the Dawn Throne whenever we please, so it’s never really a big deal?

It’ll be fun, I think!  I haven’t talked to Magnai about it formally yet, though!

Well, from what I know about Magnai he’s gonna be crazy about you going there to stay with him! He’s kind of super devoted so he might think he needs to stay here for you the whole time.

[utsushida]

saniwabito:

Uh… Origins, I guess.  I was in succubus glamour.

Both!  I hope!  We’ll have to figure that out… I mean, I’m not going to know a lot about cultural stuff… but I wouldn’t want them to not know about it, obviously…

Ah, so something like a succubus fursuit... got it.

I don’t think going back and forth a lot would be so bad! Any reason to hang out in Hydaelyn more sounds good to me. There’s no reason you can’t spend equal time in both places, right?

[utsushida]

saniwabito:

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I wasn’t.  I was a succubus.

B-But surely that’s bypassed ‘cause I wasn’t a real one!  I think Merlin would have said something if he felt a succubus baby in me.

In the end, it doesn’t matter if it is or isn’t.

I don’t... I’m not really sure if I know what’s the difference between a real succubus and a fake succubus??

B-but you’re right, it doesn’t really matter. It’s still your kid! Are you gonna raise them here or more over in the Steppe?

[utsushida]

saniwabito:

Well… That’s… 

I think it matters more what I was at conception… rather than… this… but… 

I…

-She’s just getting more and more lost herself.  She’s got questions.  No one has answers.-

You’re probably right! I’m sure what really matters here is what you were when you guys were in bed!

.............

You were normal default vampire Master at that time, right?

[utsushida]

saniwabito:

That’s…

Honestly a good question, I’m not sure?  I mean… It could?  I know the lore is all “they take after the mom so she doesn’t die in the event of a lalafell loving roe dick.”

.... so... if you’re the mom and you’re an au ra that means double au ra so full au ra baby? Or does it matter more what you were at the time when you guys did the uh... well, the you know what?

[His expression is only getting more intense the more he tries to figure this out.]

[utsushida]

saniwabito:

With egg.

So if you’re an au ra while you lay this egg does that mean your kid is going to come out all au ra instead of one of those uhhh scale-less half au ra?

[utsushida]

saniwabito:

It’s a bit more complicated than a fantasia?  I’m pregnant.  With egg.

...... with egg?

[utsushida]

onseitsuwa:

Brother, you’re crying already. However, I’m glad you’ve already thought of me by buying me a game. 

[Now he’s crying cause you’re crying.]

Oh, but I can’t wait to show you everything! Do you know what job you want to play? I can help you decide! I’ll help you do everything!

Master and some others play with us so we’ll always have a full party.

[utsushida]

are you going to harvest feathers from your brother

THE TWINTANIA MOUNT IS FINALLY GOING TO BE MINE.

[utsushida]

onseitsuwa:

Yes, I’d like to. Although, I’m not as technologically gifted as you are.

I’ve been waiting so long for you to ask me this. I’ve already bought you a PS4 and a copy of the game I haven’t registered yet specifically for the moment you told me you wanted to play with me. I’m so happy I could cry.

[He’s already crying.]

[utsushida]

onseitsuwa:

Fine, I’ll ask her. However, I have another request for you.

Virtual Pets are not nearly enough. Show me how to play that game you’re always playing sometime. 

Oh, you mean Final Fantasy? You want to play with me and Master??

[utsushida]

onseitsuwa:

[You push, but it is like pushing a large bolder.]

I’m embarrassed to ask. Even if it looks rather nice. Would she be happy though?

Of course!! Who wouldn’t be happy to receive a hug? I wouldn’t trust any person that says they don’t like hugs.

[It’s not exactly fast, but he keeps pushing. Slowly. He scoots him along the floor.]

[utsushida]

onseitsuwa:

Perhaps to you, but others can be frightened by me.

No, I’m just reflecting on how reserved Master is at times and if it would be weird for me to ask her for a hug. You’re like the only one that hugs me. 

I don’t think it would be weird at all. Actually I think Master would be pretty happy if you asked her? Why don’t you go do it now?

[He gives him an encouraging slap on the back and starts pushing him from behind.]

Let’s go see her!

[utsushida]

onseitsuwa:

How approachable am I? Do you think I intimidate Master? 

You’re very approachable! I don’t think you intimidate her at all.

What made you think that? Did someone say something? Who was it? I’ll kill them.