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Panseksuaali agender Suomesta. Aava-serveri: http://discord.gg/K3qs6MT

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

[utusuus]

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Aava pyrkii olemaan jäsentensä näköinen yhteisö, jossa jokainen saa mennä ja tulla miten haluaa, ilman velvollisuuksia mihinkään.

Tule vain tutustumaan tai pidemmäksikin aikaa!

http://discord.gg/K3qs6MT

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Finnish language is one of the most difficult languages in the world to learn as a non-native. It is spoken by roughly 5,5 million people, and only in one country. Finnish is not endangered and nearly all finns speak english. Therefore, finnish is THE most useless language in the world to learn.

[justsomefandomnerd]

Finland would not be very happy to hear about that…

[itsensakaljastaja]

We’ll be really happy about the fact that Finland was mentioned

[wizardshark]

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

[wizardshark]

they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.

This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone. 

They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)

Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes. 

[beignetbinch]

ur mad ur phone ugly lmao

[pochowek]

[varjostin]

suomitumpun discord servus kysyttiin. :3c

[fullmetalfisting]

One fact that sounds made up but is 100% true is that whales loved 9/11.

[fullmetalfisting]

The TL;DR of this is that scientists can measure whale’s stress levels and airplanes emit a noise that gives whales a big ol fuckin headache and in the days/weeks after 9/11 there were no airplanes, thus making it the greatest time of every whale’s life because their chronic migraines temporarily ceased.

[chomametchi]

okay but honestly?

welcome to the black parade sounds like an anime opening

[allergekko]

[fullpraxisnow]

[nympherret]

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

[strangelybeautifulworld]

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

[donsinclaire-deactivated2019091]

And some people still won’t get it

[liketheghost-deactivated2015012]

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

[galesofnovember]

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[minnielikes-deactivated20260215]

i’m sorry wHAT

[copperbadge]

This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma po ze, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly. 

[perilegs]

in finland if something is far away or in an unknown place we can say that “se on huitsin nevadassa” (it’s in nevada) you can also politely tell that you’d wish someone to fuck off by wishing that they’d go to nevada

[sewickedthread]

I am both amused and nodding my head at the accuracy.

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[yungkiitten]

If you don’t reblog I probably won’t like you as a person

[partlycontrolledbeast]

If you get the urge, here’s an absolutely free pass to question my cooking skills, dancing ability, and/or dress sense, or whatever else comes to mind based on my whiteness. Somehow I’ll cope.

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

Yes to alllll of this.

[castiel-assbutt-winchester]

I reblogged it once and I’m doing this again ‘cause this is all fucking true

[weasleyismyking540]

Love every white ally that reblogs this.

[parsakaalimato]

Katoin tätä ja olin et ei vittu tota mä haluun tehä

sit luin eteenpäin ja olin et enpä taida kyllä olla tarpeeksi vakaa tähän hommaan

mut te, joilla on kaikki murot vakaasti paketissa: https://www.mielenterveysseura.fi/fi/sekasin-chat-hakee-lisää-vapaaehtoisia-päivystäjiä

[kyrpavuori]

käytin saksia ruuvimeisselinä et saisin mun huoneen räppänän kahvan irti, käytin sitä kahvaa ikkunan avaimena et saan ikkunan auki, ja menin ulkokautta takas sisälle vessaan vaan sen takia ettei mun tarvis mennä olkkarin ohi ja ehkä joutua moikkaan ihmisiä, jos tää ei oo suomalaisuutta niin en tiiä mikä on

[nettisivustakatsoja]

Suomivesio McGyverista.

[elosilla]

[haruchonns]

Current fascination: Pieni Merenneito//Finnish National Ballet

Composed by Tuomas Kantelinen, Choreographed by Kenneth Greve

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

tbh queer romance is held to a much higher standard than het romance like a man can cry over another man, be close to another man, protect another man repeatedly, give up everything for another man, and there will still be people saying that a romantic interpretation is “completely baseless” and “it’s great that platonic love can be so strong” and “don’t erase friendship, i’d do all that for my friends!”

but then a man and a woman share a pencil and suddenly romance is alive

[quinintheclouds]

I don’t know what a WIP is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

Pssst it stands for “work in progress”

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

Oh I always thought it was the sound manuscripts made when authors smack themselves on the forehead out of frustration

[dreamwishing]

I mean that is also correct

[utusuus]

Hei suomitumpun tuntsa-fandom, fun fact: Edwin Laineen elokuvaversiota on kuvattu 3-4 kilsan pääs miun kodista ja miun isäpuolen sukulaisia sekä muit kyläläisiä esiinty sotaanlähtökohtauksessa. Oon käyny hillumassa siinä (ja melkein uponnu suohon hups)

Aattelin vaan kertoa ja lesoilla, jos kiinnostaa jotakuta. Autenttinen larppauspaikka. Miehikkälä for the win. Meiän mailla on myös sodanaikasten rakennusten raunioita, ja Miehikkälässä on Salpalinjamuseo. Kantsii käydä tutustuus.

(Oon kohta varmaan joku kävelevä Miehikkälä-mainos)

[vaninnavaninni]

The phenomenon of psycholinguistics in a nutshell.