flower boy

[irlcute]

*gets shot in the leg* “are you ok?” “i’m fine just tired haha”

[melonmemes]

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

u ever look back on ur actions and die

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[bob-belcher]

[sobeitjayt]

Person: *Tries to be quiet while takin a shit in a public restroom*

Booty:

[sinfulmindd]

@uunknownmemory

[collegiate-confession]

[h0odrich]

[bey]

Date someone who you could have fun at the grocery store with

[swolizard]

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The Weeknd - Gone

When the base hits you better be ready to cum

[lilttlekingtrashmouth]

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

[glowieh]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

[juelzsantanabandana]

Y'all ever heard of a tax refund

[arandomthot]

I think about this more often than I should

[hismami]

[highherthanmost420]

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